15 Works in Patrick Stump & Pete Wentz

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    Patrick is trans, stealth, and happy about it.

    Unfortunately, being a trans guy in 2006 is not an experience that is usually improved by an unplanned pregnancy by a man who wants nothing more to do with you, especially when you just so happen to be half-way famous already.

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    English
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    38,068
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1316
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    Ooh, okay, so cliché title, I know, but. Patrick mentioned in an interview that after writing his 'We Liked You Better Fat' blog post (which still makes me want to kill myself whenever I re-read it) Pete called him and that was sort of the beginning of their conversation about the return of Fall Out Boy and well, that inspired me to write this little thing.

    Or... The one where Patrick stops showering, Pete doesn't stop calling and after a bit of emotion-heavy and typical PeteandPatrick friendship stuff everything turns out to be kind of okay. Because, you know, sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    161
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    IM BEGGING SOMEONE. Take this story. Fix it. I've given up completely.

    *ahem*

    Okai, story summary now.

    I would narrow it down to myself, but in truth, everyone has been worried about Brendon since the funeral.

    Language:
    English
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    3,130
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    302
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    In which Pete and Patrick have a conversation and nearly murder each other

    This is a little experiment. You'll see how.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    577
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    183
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    Andy's a bootlegger hitman who wants to poison a mob boss. Patrick is just a small bank teller trying to walk home from work. A Prohibition au set in 1925.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,394
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    134
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    Slipped in between the clever wordplay and elaborate metaphors, Pete hides pieces of himself, and hopes that no one will find them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    352
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    One night can change you forever.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,546
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    5517
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    Six vignettes based on an OTP prompt involving Christmas decorating.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,782
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    197
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    “Dude. Dude. Your weird stalker crush is on Pete Wentz.” Joe just shakes his head because what the fuck is a Pete Wentz?

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    Or, the Joe/Pete kidfic that everyone secretly needed but I was the only one to write.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    732
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    Podfic of Like So Many Pieces on a Chessboard by ScratchyWilson

    Summary: "The Young Bloods are preparing for an uprising and Courtney Love can't just sit idly by."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    289
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    150
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    Patrick decides to be a Celebrity Skin for Pete on Best Ink.

    Can be read as Gen or Pete/Patrick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,646
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3329
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    "It's just past eight and I'm feeling young and reckless/The ribbon on my wrist says 'Do Not Open Before Christmas'"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,311
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    753
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    Now is no time to start listening to his better judgment, Patrick supposes, even if that better judgment is telling him that being stuck in a locker room with a couple dozen sweaty, half-naked professional athletes is going to do absolutely nothing good for his self-confidence levels and a whole lot of really shitty things for the profound dry spell he’s been going through recently, sex-wise.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,964
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1634
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    Ten times Disney did it best.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,321
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2187
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    Pete is lonely. Pete takes the opportunity to coax Patrick into the wonderful world of social networking. Pete's awesome, logical ideas have a habit of getting away from him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,299
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    106

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