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    “Maybe it’s a crappy hawk,” Brent had said early on when they were on his couch playing video games during an off day. “Like you’re mated to the team or some shit.”

    Jonny rolls his eyes. “And it’s gonna break my heart?”

    Brent just laughs, because he’s an asshole.

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    Written for the prompt "engagement sex."

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    First Round Fluff: after Jonny's interview yesterday, before the flight to Nashville.
    Features the mullet and making out.

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    Who wouldn't want a toaster that launches your toast through the air.

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    30
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    Tyler never wanted a soulmate, let alone to have to share his mind with his best friend.

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    Jonny goes for a popsicle and gets a little bit more than he bargained for.

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    Patrick is too tired to deal with his shit. He wants to sleep and pretend that today is a bad fucking dream, but he’s been working on being a better husband or whatever the fuck his mom tells him is a great foundation for marriage.

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    "All the hair stands up on the back of Kaner's neck. Fuck. But his dick's standing up too, and Jonny looks so fucking turned on, and fine, whatever, he's young and he'll try anything once. Twice."

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    60
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    4
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    1393
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    Read by the author!

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    “If I’m dead, why the fuck are you here?” Pat looked at him like he was crazy.
    “Uh, I’m Death? Duh.” He answered like it was the most obvious thing in the world, raising his arms and gesturing to himself. Jonny laughed and put his head in his hands.
    “What, a guy can’t be a star hockey player and an Angel of Death at the same time?”

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    Pat gives Jonny his dick in a box because he's a romantic. No, really.

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    Just then Jonathan Toews skates up close to the glass, messing around with a puck. He looks up and catches Brent’s eye. Brent swallows hard, absently stroking Mara’s hair when Toews looks down at her and waves.

    “Daddy!” Mara says excitedly and bounces, shaking Brent’s hand off. “Hi!” she says back to the glass.

    Toews laughs and mouths ‘hi’ and Brent’s heart swells in his chest.

    When their eyes meet again he can clearly see Toews say, “Nice jersey.”

    Brent looks down at himself and the ‘C’ stares back at him.

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    30
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    “Did you do something to my phone?”

    “Aww, Peeks, would I do that?” replies Sharpy, all fake innocence and stupidly white teeth.

    “Yeah, yeah, you’re a fucking saint,” Kaner mutters, searching through his phone for downloaded photos or apps or God knows what. He really needs to put a lock on the thing, especially after that crap Sharpy pulled with Duncs a few years back.

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    He picks up his phone from his nightstand, scrolls through his contacts for Brent's name and then looks at the time. 11pm on the Friday of a holiday weekend; kind of presumptuous to think the guy might be free, but Johnny feels like he's got nothing to lose.

    U wanna hook up tonight? is what he sends. Then he feels brief mortification that maybe Brent got rid of his contact info and pathetically adds, this is Johnny from the pearl jam party

    (Or, five times Brent and Johnny hook-up and one time they go on a date.)

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    The worst timing for a breakup? When you're both stuck in a tiny cabin in buttfuck, Canada.

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    “You seriously don’t know how to spell his name, Kaner?” Sharpy asked. “You’ve known this guy for how long?”
    “I know how to spell Jonathan,” and Kaner does; he’s watched Jonny spell it out for years now, but that’s not what Kaner calls him mostly. “I mean ‘Jonny.’ How do you spell ‘Jonny’?”
    Tazer, who’s been making his uncomfortable face for the last two minutes, just shrugs, “I don’t know. I don’t think about it that much.”
    “Okay well…” Kaner breathes, “start thinking about it and let me know.”

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    Jonny is staring at him. Jonny – is staring at his mouth. Patrick smiles a little bit, feeling every slow moment of it; feeling strange, as though under scrutiny he has forgotten how to use his own muscles.

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    Patrick's text says: sometimes all I can think about is rubbing my dick all over your tits. It's not meant for Jonny, but maybe he wishes it were.

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    Patrick decides he wants to learn how to bake and Jonny is very intrigued by that idea

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    1108
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    A very short and sweet coda to how to become a man.

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    630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    111
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    8
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    1260

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