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    Pat is never, ever forgiving Smitty.

    Now, every time he sees that Canadian douchebag on the train, his brain mentally reminds him that the guy has a name, that he’s Jonathan and he probably grows his own fucking kale while reading original source texts about the French Revolution.

    His brain also keeps supplying Pat with reminders that the guy is really remarkably good looking.

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    Jonny doesn’t talk about his mother. Doesn’t say where she is, what her name is, or even if she’s alive or dead.

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    "Hey," Patrick said appreciatively from behind where Jonny stood, stoic as always, by the side of the pool. "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.”

    Or: How Patrick Kane spent his summer hitting on the hot lifeguard with the help of some inspired (read: awful) pickup lines.

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    Pat supports Jonny, because that's just what they do, right? How could he not stand behind him?

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    None of them will deny the pain they feel when they hear any of the shit said about them. But it’s worth it.

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    When Sid sees her it's like the world stops spinning and she's all he sees. It's like now he knows the meaning of life, and it it's her. It feels like the only reason he was put on this earth was to protect her. The best part is that Geno feels the same way.
    Or
    The adventures of Sid and Geno and their teenage daughter

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    Pat's not really sure when it became a thing, Jonny coming over for dinner when they had an off night, but every time, without fail, Jonny came knocking at 6:30 on the dot, bottle of wine (and sixpack of beer) in hand.

    And so what, if a little mood lighting made its way into the tradition? Or that Pat picks up flowers along with the salmon fillets at Whole Foods - they were right there, okay, and they weren't for Jonny, they were for... the table. Right. The table.

    After all, what were some candles and roses between bros?

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    "Hi mom. Sorry I couldn’t catch you, so I guess I’ll just, uh.. leave a message. See, the thing is… my super-potent sperm may or may not have managed to knock Jonny up. Okay bye."

    "Yes, hello, is this Hockey Canada? I just want it written on the record, today, June 31, 2015, that my incredibly improbable unborn child with Jonathan Toews will be playing for America. Yes, I’ll hold."

    Or: Pat accidentally knocks Jonny up. A saga told in a series of voicemails.

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    Tazer has always seemed prickly on the outside, but he takes it to a whole new level when he turns into an actual hedgehog and becomes dependent on Patrick's care.

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    A fall face first to the ice has Patrick waking up to believe he is Arthur Pendragon


    ****Will lock for adult content when posting final chapter 8-22-14 or 8-23-14****

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    "When they ask you to shoot me
    aim some place else
    don't aim at my heart

    Deep inside it still resides your youthful face
    I wouldn't want you to injure it"

    ~Tasos Livaditis

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    A nation of millions had breathlessly followed each update, had grown to love their prince turned king through Patrick’s eyes and pen, saw the firm set of his jaw and the determination in his eyes, saw how brave he was, how good.

    The thing was, Patrick had written the world’s longest love letter over the course of two years, five hundred words a week. But Jonny, on the front, mired in mud and sand, he had never seen it, was too blind to know.
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    Or: In which Prince Jonathan inherits a nation and a war but decides to fight on the front anyway. Patrick is the embedded journalist he shouldn't let himself love, but not even Jon's will is iron. A (loose) Generation Kill AU.

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    If anyone had told Johnny upon entering the NHL that thirteen years later he'd not only have a kid with Patrick Kane, but would be getting ready to go on a 'date night,’ he'd have said they must be smoking some pretty good shit.

    And then he'd have to wait a decade to eat his words.

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    Jonathan Toews comes to town the day Sharpy and Abby finally admit what everyone has known for years: they're getting married.

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    Chapter One: Love in the 7th dimension:
    A matchmaking Abby blatantly lies to the Queen of Darkness to appropriate her son for the amusement of a Prince of a lower level.

    Chapter Two: The Earth Dimension (Can you smell that smell?):
    The Princes of Dimensions 7 and 8 flee to the sub-dimension of Earth to hide from their mothers.
    The Queens of Dimensions 7 and 8 have a meeting.
    The Princes attempt to learn how to play hockey and get themselves drafted.
    The Prince of Darkness has one tantrum too many

    Chapter Three: The Queen, the Whore, the revolving sex Alien Fiend and P.O.D II.
    Jonathan confronts the Queen of Darkness. (and gets sent to his room.)
    Patrick faces a life alone with no abilities but being a hockey Phenom.
    Buffy on a wall.
    The revolving sex Alien Fiend’s crush and gift to Patrick.
    Pat’s gift to Jon.

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    "Patrick doesn't even see the man come up beside him. It’s just another normal day, him heading over to Jonny’s condo to go hang out. Usually, he would’ve driven, but it was a nice day and he felt like walking. They lived close enough that it was only about a 15 minute walk, hat pulled low over his eyes, sunglasses on. He had heard the soft footsteps next to him, but hadn’t thought anything of it. This was Chicago, there was always someone around."

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    Jonny is worn out; Patrick helps him have a quiet night at home with mildly terrible food and a movie and some cuddles.

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    Taking a few deep breaths, Pat calmly whispers: “lie to me, Jonny, if you have to.”

    Pat thought that hearing him say it would have diminished this painful, hollow feeling that was slowly clawing its way across his chest.

    It didn’t.

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    Patrick can hear himself breathing too loud, heavy and shallow, as he holds Jonny open. It's embarrassing. He shouldn't be getting so worked up over Jonny to begin with.

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