1 - 20 of 1067 Works in Patrick Kane

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    “Wait, um, can you not tell anyone about this, please?” Jonny is not above begging, this whole fiasco has been embarrassing.

    “About how you wanted to break up with me because I wouldn’t follow you on twitter?” Patrick asks, smirking.

    “You’re a dick,” Jonny says, faking a pout.

    “I’ll show you a dick.” Patrick scrambles off of him and takes off his boxers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,827
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    12
  2. Tags
    Summary

    a collection of tumblr snippets that are honestly too short to be real.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,857
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    7355
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Jonathan and Patrick share their first night together... (totally non-graphic to the point where it probably shouldn't even be summarized this way)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    411
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    385
  4. Tags
    Summary

    What happens when you put three Blackhawks, three girls, and one Dallas Stars player in the zombie apocalypse? Well let's just say it probably won't go the way they imagined.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,480
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    167
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The boys are traveling, and Jonny gets a call in the middle of the night. The call is coming from the room next to his. That’s Crow’s room. Worried about what he could possibly want at- Jesus, 3:30 in the morning- Jonny answers. The goalie sounds timidly terrified over the phone and asks that he hurry over. Being the excellent and paternal captain that he is, Jonny goes to see what’s wrong with Crow. It isn’t what he expected.

    The spider was barely the size of a dime.

    “Can you kill it?” Corey asked under his breath, as though the miniscule bug would attack him if he were too loud.

    TL;DR Arachnophobe Corey wakes up Jonny to come kill a spider in his bathroom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    260
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Patricia Tabitha Kane is the best freaking hockey player in the NCAA, and it is ridiculously unfair that her brother is the one with an invitation to the Blackhawks training camp.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    1703
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Jonny knows when Patrick needs it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1008
  8. Tags
    Summary

    When life throws you a curve ball...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    835
  9. Tags
    Summary

    a place for future one-shots from soulmates 'verse, as i intend to revisit it..

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    524
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Jonathan takes Patrick to the ice rink and they share their first kiss.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    611
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Jonathan takes Patrick out on a date and learns why he dislikes hockey.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    733
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    644
  12. Tags
    Summary

    “Hey,” says Patrick, two weeks later. “When’s your birthday?”

    And Jonny says, “Why is there a cat in your drawer?”

    “She’s going to have kittens soon,” explains Patrick, like that’s a perfectly just reason to make a makeshift nest in his desk drawer and put a cat in it.

    or:

    the mob au no one ever asked for

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    96
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    260
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Everything about Patrick’s body is so at odds with itself. Jonny sometimes gets caught up in the delicacy of Patrick’s wrists, his ankles, so fragile when Jonny circles them with his big fingers, and he forgets the way Patrick carries strength in his shoulders, banded all through his core. He’s tiny and fierce, the soft glow of his skin drawing Jonny deceptively in, masking all this energy quelled just beneath the surface.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,573
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1445
  14. Tags
    Summary

    The Story of Alpha Jonny and Omega Kaner getting their shit together and learning how to be Adulting Adults (Finally)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    87,573
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    8008
  15. Tags
    Summary

    “You showered after last night, right?” Jonny asks, trailing kisses down Patrick’s neck.

    “Of course, I was still sticky, even after all of his slobber,” he says, stretching his neck to the side to give Jonny better access.

    “Good, don’t wanna smell someone else on you,” Jonny mutters into his skin. He shuffles off of him and pulls off the covers, revealing a naked Patrick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    759
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick meets Jonathan at a bar and it's too good to be true.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    640
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Jonathan Toews fails to win first star of a random, meaningless late season home game, losing a bet he made with Patrick Kane, what follows is a forced blind date at a crappy karaoke bar in Northbrook. What follows after that is only a little strange.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,288
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    90
  18. Tags
    Summary

    "“Gonna blow you later.” Jonny says quietly, leaning in so that Patrick can hear him but no one else can, and before he can stop himself he’s leaning down and brushing his mouth over Patrick’s cheek."

    GWG porn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,719
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    936
  19. Tags
    Summary

    “Stop, stop making noises, someone’s gonna wake up,” Jonny hisses, turning Patrick’s face to latch onto his neck.

    Patrick makes another incoherent sound and flops in his seat. “I can’t, Jonny, it’s too good, I can’t,” he says. Patrick’s always been vocal in bed, something that’s always driven Jonny crazy in a good way, not so much right now though.

    Jonny places his free hand over Patrick’s mouth, keeping it shut. “You make another sound, I stop,” Jonny threatens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    988
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick and Jonny sitting in a proverbial tree, nobody stopped to tell them why.

    AKA The Kazer Prompt Fic about Being Asked to Prom

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    733

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation