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    Soundtrack to cinderlily's bigbang fic 'taking the long way'

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    “You don’t have a Dave Toews problem.” Duncs looks at him, pointedly. “You have a Jonathan Toews problem.”

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    Written for this prompt over at The Sin Bin kink meme: "One of them gets de-aged to his rookie year/just before draft. Cue teenage (but not underage *cough*) hormones and feels about their wins and stuff. Rookie curls! Jonny's feels about them make him feel like a bad person. Kaner can't believe Tazer grew up so hot. Or! rookie!Jonny is in awe of Patrick being so mature (every older person seems mature, okay). Also, what do you mean we don't play on the same line anymore? Ooor whatever you want to do with it :D"

    Patrick Kane will probably never eat another fortune cookie in his life. Probably. Then again...

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    "Oh my gosh, look at that butt" was the first thing she'd ever said to Jonny.

     

    They went from there.

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    Shit shit shit shit, he thinks. I do not remember this at all. How can I not remember picking up? Patrick recalls partying it up with a shit load of shots in a bar with the most of the team but not anything else. Pat opens his eyes and stares at a patch of short, dark, messy hair next to him. I thought I had a thing for long haired chicks?

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    5 times Tyler Seguin said inappropriate things about other dude's dicks and 1 time he was deliberately dirty.

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    I decided to post my fantasy players series that I'm doing on tumblr here too. Maybe it can serve as visual inspiration for all the amazing AU writers on here. if it does, tell me! Anyway, I hope you like them!

    I'll update when I make more. *NEW*: Merman Gally!!

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    Nothing comes easy when you're Sidney Crosby.

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    The worn leather feels foreign in Patrick’s hand. It reminds him of Jonny’s hand in his.

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    Nicki Minaj's music video for Anaconda came out; Pat and Jonny react accordingly.

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    Pat is never, ever forgiving Smitty.

    Now, every time he sees that Canadian douchebag on the train, his brain mentally reminds him that the guy has a name, that he’s Jonathan and he probably grows his own fucking kale while reading original source texts about the French Revolution.

    His brain also keeps supplying Pat with reminders that the guy is really remarkably good looking.

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    Jonny doesn’t talk about his mother. Doesn’t say where she is, what her name is, or even if she’s alive or dead.

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    "Hey," Patrick said appreciatively from behind where Jonny stood, stoic as always, by the side of the pool. "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.”

    Or: How Patrick Kane spent his summer hitting on the hot lifeguard with the help of some inspired (read: awful) pickup lines.

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    Pat supports Jonny, because that's just what they do, right? How could he not stand behind him?

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    None of them will deny the pain they feel when they hear any of the shit said about them. But it’s worth it.

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    When Sid sees her it's like the world stops spinning and she's all he sees. It's like now he knows the meaning of life, and it it's her. It feels like the only reason he was put on this earth was to protect her. The best part is that Geno feels the same way.
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    The adventures of Sid and Geno and their teenage daughter

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    Pat's not really sure when it became a thing, Jonny coming over for dinner when they had an off night, but every time, without fail, Jonny came knocking at 6:30 on the dot, bottle of wine (and sixpack of beer) in hand.

    And so what, if a little mood lighting made its way into the tradition? Or that Pat picks up flowers along with the salmon fillets at Whole Foods - they were right there, okay, and they weren't for Jonny, they were for... the table. Right. The table.

    After all, what were some candles and roses between bros?

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    Tazer has always seemed prickly on the outside, but he takes it to a whole new level when he turns into an actual hedgehog and becomes dependent on Patrick's care.

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    If anyone had told Johnny upon entering the NHL that thirteen years later he'd not only have a kid with Patrick Kane, but would be getting ready to go on a 'date night,’ he'd have said they must be smoking some pretty good shit.

    And then he'd have to wait a decade to eat his words.

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