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    In which Patrick Sharp gets handcuffed to a chair and receives a lap dance from Patrick Kane.

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    10
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    59
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    3
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    None of them will deny the pain they feel when they hear any of the shit said about them. But it’s worth it.

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    1/1
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    3
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    36
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    4
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    1000
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    Three frat parties, two 10 page essays and 1 joint into the school year, Kaner notices Sharpy

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    12/12
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    9
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    3
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    1267
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    Sharpy looks after his rookies.

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    1/1
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    10
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    184
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    20
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    2334
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    Kaners 32 year old boyfriend turn into a 3 year old

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    4/4
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    9
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    1
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    1273
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    Settle down, it’ll all be clear
    Don’t pay no mind to the demons
    They fill you with fear
    The trouble it might drag you down
    You get lost, you can always be found

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    1/1
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    14
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    1
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    769
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    Kaner doesn't understand. Why does he have to move to Canada to marry an amazing Canadian asshole?

     

    (Or Kaner just doesn't want to fall in love with Sharpy)

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    5
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    1531
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    “It’s one thing if you hate me but Sharpy...”

    “Sharpy loves you Patrick.” Johnny said. “He won’t turn you away. You can’t just stop loving someone because they did one thing wrong.”

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    English
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    13,391
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    5
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    22
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    4
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    2832
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    He forced his eyes upward, noticing perfectly styled hair and then down towards his feet. He was built, that was for sure.

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    4/?
    Comments:
    3
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    27
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    4
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    1164
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    Patrick Kane has been a carrier all of his life. He hasn't allowed himself to think much about what that means, until, suddenly, he has the opportunity to do something about the way that carriers are treated. Not write it on a sign and picket abortion clinics or write an article or hold a press conference. But, do this. Have a baby. Be a father. Play hockey. All of it. Show them that it can be done. That a carrier can do everything. Play hockey, be a good father, have all of it. Just like everyone else.

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    English
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    40,110
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    5793
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    Who should be more embarrassed -- Kaner for trying to pick Sharpy up in the men's room at Harry Caray's, or Sharpy for going for it? This is the question.

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    English
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    1,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1047
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    Jonny and Sharpy are fighting over who is the favored friend. Pat's not the brightest bulb and takes a while to catch on. Crow is a jealous little shit.

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    English
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    2,320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1827
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    "Um. I don't know if you noticed, but sometimes I make bad choices about who to trust."

    Crow tipped his head neutrally.

    "So that's not my job anymore," Patrick said. "The making choices part. I still do the trusting part. I'm good at that."

    Or, as described by Petra, the story where Kaner is "like a therapy puppy on a leash, humping people's legs an making them smile."

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    English
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    10,874
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    590
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
    10565
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    Sharpie hates to admit the fact that he's weak in some respects, but as he's standing in front of his bathroom mirror, stripping his torso of his ragged white teeshirt, he's reminded of his biggest insecurity, his most definite Achilles' heel.

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    English
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    662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1133
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    Kaner's sick. Lucky for him, Sharpy's here to help.

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    English
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    793
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2137
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    Sharpy always liked hanging out with Kaner and looking out for him after their parents had married. He didn't see why being older and in the NHL would makes things any different.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,510
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2034
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    Kaner's never actually wooed anyone before.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    152
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2770
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    Kaner walks in on his two best friends and for some reason he decides not to walk back out. Starring: possible actual sex god Patrick Sharp, Captain Seriously into being tied up, and a Kaner who never says no (just like the real thing!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,850
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    483
    Bookmarks:
    141
    Hits:
    11525
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    An idea of what might have happened after Patrick Kane scored on the St. Louis Blues, in the world where Patrick Sharp has always been female. (That idea is pegging!)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    66
    Hits:
    1242
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    Sharpy has a free pass to fuck Kaner. (Set 11/2011, the night before the season's first Hawks/Blues match up.)

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    English
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    4,192
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    5834

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