7 Works in Patrick Kane/Patrick Sharp/Jonathan Toews
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Kaner walks in on his two best friends and for some reason he decides not to walk back out. Starring: possible actual sex god Patrick Sharp, Captain Seriously into being tied up, and a Kaner who never says no (just like the real thing!)
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Sharpy has a free pass to fuck Kaner. (Set 11/2011, the night before the season's first Hawks/Blues match up.)
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Sharpy, dashing mobster-about-town, has much better things to do with his time than think about the crush he definitely doesn't have on Kaner and Tazer. ...Probably.
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- Part 2 of For the Scars and Stories
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Post-Phoenix elimination, everyone's tired and pissed, sex is suddenly on the table.
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Tazer likes to watch. Kaner likes to do other things.
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They're in the playoffs and Jonny's finally back to being their captain. It's time the team showed Kaner how they felt about him.
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Set last season, post-Game 7 in their first round defeat against the Canucks.
Kaner's more or less a mess afterwards, and Tazer's not going to be winning any prizes for sanity anytime soon. It is hard work, trying to comfort someone who can't even admit that they're crying, but Tazer's adamant. Kaner's not going to be one to own up to having too much feelings or whatever, so of course it degenerates into a violent tussle, resulting in awkward boners all around. It becomes less awkward when Sharpy comes into the picture, mostly because as a man who gets laid a lot, he knows exactly what to do with boners.