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    “Seriously?” Tony boggled, appalled.

    Steve flushed. “Well,” He rubbed at his hair. “I just thought, you know, people seem so open about it nowadays—

    “No, you’re gay, that’s fine. Whatever. Congratulations.” Tony interrupted. “But a hockey player? Out of all the—a Canadian sport, really? Where’s your sense of patriotism?”

    “Hey!” Steve protested, offended. “He’s American!”

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    [Patrick knows exactly what he's looking for after their loss to the Oilers, so he doesn't hardly slow down when he gets to the seediest part of town. Instead, he just keeps his eyes peeled until he sees someone leaning against one of the walls in what is, hands down the bitchiest, angriest, get-the-fuck-away-from-me pose he's ever seen a hooker have.]

    Hooker AU inspired by the recent Jonathan Toews photoshoot.

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    Patrick lost the wedding vows. (Fluffy plot-less fic!)

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    Patrick and Johnny aren’t normal, he knows it, but that doesn’t make this any easier. It had felt good, back then, to walk into a room and feel Tazer’s eyes on him, just for a second. To listen to his fucking stupid loud breathing at night on the road and know only from the sound whether he was stewing over the game or asleep already.

    These days, he still glances up automatically whenever Sharpy or Bolly says something stupid, but instead of Tazer smirking back at him he keeps finding him texting, or laughing with Crow, or staring off into the distance, on a completely different page.

    Or, in which Kaner sulks, Johnny sulks, and Tyler Seguin fixes things with his magic bro-cock.

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    "Did you bite him?" is the first thing out of Tazer's mouth.

    "No, god, how much of an asshole do you think I am?" Patrick demands; but then a second later he adds, "I wanted to, though. I thought about doing it to you while he was jerking me off."

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    Irish curse or Irish blessing? While in Boston for a game on St. Patrick's Day, Kaner and Tazer end up with an extremely awkward connection.

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    Ryan fell in love early.

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    "You're the worst idea I've ever had," Jonny says, which both makes no sense at this moment and is something he's said before, in better context, but whatever, what it means is that he doesn't care.

    Maybe Patrick should care, but he's used to letting Jonny be the guiding force in this thing between them, calling the starts and stops, and hey -- if it all goes to shit later, at least he'll have someone to blame.

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    Patrick Kane has soft hands.

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    Two years ago he thought Kaner would grow up, but he grew more like himself instead.

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    Patrick is de-aged into a toddler, and when he's with Jonny, he isn't a holy terror.

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    In a surprising twist of fate, Kaner takes to pregnancy more graciously than anyone could have predicted.

    More to the point, Kaner is pregnant and Jonny has a lot of feelings about that.

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    not!fic-ish coffee shop au.

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    Prompt/Idea: De-aging Daniel
    Basically: Danny is turned into a child and not only does Claude has to take care of him, but he has to take care of the Three C Monsters too.

    Crosby is still laughing when Jonathan Toews answer his phone.“My my, Sidney, what is making you laughs like that?” Sid had to stop to catch his breathe before he can explain correctly what happened. “And then he said: ‘I really need your help, I don’t know what’s going on.”Both captains bursted into laugh. Sidney with his weird laugh and Toews making a nice impression of a pig.

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    Jonny Toews gets a hair cut.

    (This is just neck porn.)

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    “Crawl,” Patrick says, just to see what Johnny will do.

    “What,” Johnny says, clearly unimpressed.

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    Patrick can always face the day, as long as he has Jonathan next to him.

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    Jonny is not the least bit surprised that his first trip to the Galactica in over two years includes a visit to Lieutenant Kane in the brig.

     

    --battlestar galactica au

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