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    Jon was only little when his family moved from Winnipeg to Hamilton, NZ, 13 000 kilometres away and a whole different world. Hamilton’s a fifth of the size and sleepy, all dense.
    Surfing is fun, and surfing becomes instinct. Jon learns to move like he’s always got a board under his feet - skateboards everywhere when he can’t be in the water. It’s like breathing.

    (Jonny surfs, Patrick plays hockey for the LA Kings. They meet. Shenanigans! And cuddles.)

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    Jonathan Toews doesn't like compliments. 5+1.

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    Emotionally constipated dudes expressing love through making out and deciding to have a kid. In front of the Stanley Cup. #thatsit #thatsthefic

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    In the quiet moments, Tazer reflects. Totally unbetaed. Found it floating around in my Google Docs and decided to post it because, why not? Also, I feel like writing again and posting things, no matter how small (or poorly written) gets me fired up again.

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    “I don’t know where that leaves us then,” Jonny shrugs, “I’m not gay” he puts out one palm, face up, “I’m not straight,” he puts out the other, “and I still wouldn’t have sex with her, I still didn’t want to,” he pulls both sets of fingers into a fist and holds tight onto air.

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    Jon is Pat’s safe place. Pat knows this and goes to him when he needs to, even if he’s not ready to admit the details to Jon.

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    Patrick is stumbling as a result of having drunk most of the bar they went to after the game.

    Jonny's stumbling under the weight of trying to keep Patrick upright.

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    Uh, I originally saves this on my computer as "Sweet Rookies (the one where Tazer bangs Kaner against a wall)" and I still stand by that title, so...

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    For the record, Pat’s mom also yelled at him about manners a lot growing up, but some of her rants didn’t stick well. So, while he isn’t good about keeping his mouth shut while he eats, he is pretty decent about sharing. His mom long ago resigned herself to the fact that no one can win every battle. Jonny’s just going to have to get that through his head too, someday.

    Prequel to 'warm and gooey.'

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    "I could," Jonny says again. His voice is closer now, and there's the start of something in it that makes Patrick's bones shiver with sense-memory. "But I was thinking maybe tonight I'd take you apart without even touching you, how does that sound."

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    It's not even 12 hours after Jonny discovers he's a girl that he's sprawled on an itchy sofa, biting on his fist and being eaten out by Patrick Kane. He can't believe that a day exists in which having oral sex with Kaner, his oldest friend on the team and frequently a pain in his ass, is not the weirdest thing to happen.

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    Just a tale of a party one evening. And the interactions within.

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    Pat and Jonny discuss their contract extensions.

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    There seemed to be no hope in a world like this. Pray all you want, they say, no God will help you.

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    Can the nature of being a vengeful troll be carried on into future generations?

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    Looking at the two of them makes Jon realize he is madly in love with Patrick Timothy Kane II in the really big, stereo-outside-your-bedroom-window, let-you-hog-all-the-blankets, make-you-mixtapes, kind of way.

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    Jonathan has a question for Patrick after their press conference.

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    “Have you noticed anything weird about Kaner and Tazer?” Brandon asks Shawzy and Leds over lunch one day.

    “Define weird,” Leds says around a mouthful of salad.

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    Giving Jonny a key to his place was a good idea. More than once, he’s needed Jonny to help steer him into the apartment and out of his shoes before passing out in a drunken stupor. The downside to Jonny having a key to his place is that the dude shows up without much, if any, warning. Times like when Pat is battling with the peanut butter because that shit won’t fall off the damn spoon right.

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    I just wanna, oh baby
    I just want you to dance with me tonight
    So come on, oh baby
    I just want you to dance with me tonight
    --
    The 5 times Patrick asked Johnny to dance and he said no, and the one time where he asks Patrick to dance.

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