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    Can the nature of being a vengeful troll be carried on into future generations?

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    Looking at the two of them makes Jon realize he is madly in love with Patrick Timothy Kane II in the really big, stereo-outside-your-bedroom-window, let-you-hog-all-the-blankets, make-you-mixtapes, kind of way.

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    There seemed to be no hope in a world like this. Pray all you want, they say, no God will help you.

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    Jonathan has a question for Patrick after their press conference.

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    “Have you noticed anything weird about Kaner and Tazer?” Brandon asks Shawzy and Leds over lunch one day.

    “Define weird,” Leds says around a mouthful of salad.

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    Giving Jonny a key to his place was a good idea. More than once, he’s needed Jonny to help steer him into the apartment and out of his shoes before passing out in a drunken stupor. The downside to Jonny having a key to his place is that the dude shows up at without much, if any, warning. Times like when Pat is battling with the peanut butter because that shit won’t fall off the damn spoon right.

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    I just wanna, oh baby
    I just want you to dance with me tonight
    So come on, oh baby
    I just want you to dance with me tonight
    --
    The 5 times Patrick asked Johnny to dance and he said no, and the one time where he asks Patrick to dance.

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    "When they ask you to shoot me
    aim some place else
    don't aim at my heart

    Deep inside it still resides your youthful face
    I wouldn't want you to injure it"

    ~Tasos Livaditis

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    'He's in love, he decides resolutely, internally screaming because this girl has an undercut and the underneath layers of her hair are green. “Fucking green, Segs, GREEN.” It's fate, Patrick resolves.'
    In which Tazer is a cool alt art student, Kaner's a douchey frat bro, and everybody's dumb.

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    Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, as well as the Chicago Blackhawks and Buffalo Sabres' organizations, must deal with the repurcussions of an unexpected trade.

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    It's just a little frustrating, that Patricia can be so good at their sport, and then still look the way she does.

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    5 times Patrick Kane found tattoos interesting on other people and one time he found them interesting on himself.

    Takes place during the shortened 2012-2013 lockout season.

     

    (Brief mention of Patrick Kane/OFC.)

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    Jonny’s sister-in-law’s midwife is maybe, probably flirting with him.

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    The first time Patrick met Jonny, he was flat on his back. And then it turned out that Jonny was going to be heading up his particular section of the multi-national peace force.

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    For Jonathan Toews, hockey has always seemed to be at the center of his life. He didn't think about dating or what the rest of his life was going to be; not until one fateful night in a cold Canadian city. His cycle of pass, shoot, score was broken by their goalie.

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    “I am telling you that I can get a girl on the fence about coming home with me to agree after I’ve kissed her. I am a fucking master.”

    “You are so full of shit,” Jonny says, rubbing at his forehead.

    Sometimes you just need these ego-defense mechanisms to justify making out with your teammate.

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    Five times Patrick and Jonny played house, and one time they finally got their shit together.

    Or: Patrick proposes in pre-school. It just takes them a while to figure themselves out.

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    “Habit?” Patrick repeats, eyebrows raised. He’s got no clue what to make of that.

    Jonny shrugs and languidly rolls his shoulders. “Close quarters, you know? Shared a room with my brother growing up, there was never any space to myself, and then boarding school, and then college, and then…you,” he lists out.

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    Becoming a pornstar was supposed to be a lot of things - quick money, fun, probably more than a little awkward - but Jonny never expected it to be easy, not like this. Maybe they’d gone about it a bit backwards, started with the sex, but in the end? It all worked out, just not the way he thought it would.

    Or: the pornstar AU that’s actually mostly about idiots in love.

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    Pat and Jonny have to do some public service as a punishment/bonding exercise. Might as well volunteer at a dog shelter, right?

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