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    Jonny gets an email from an unknown sender with a video attached. Curiosity gets the best of him and now he has to deal with the fact that he not only knows Kaner is in to men, but that he knows what Kaner sounds like sucking dick and cumming while calling his name. He's not sure of the sender is trying to help them get together or blackmail them but regardless he can't stop watching the video anyway. Now if only he could convince Kaner to stop running the other way every time he saw him.

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    5/?
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    Jonny leaves behind a home, a house, and a hockey career the month after he learns that he’s pregnant.

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    2
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    9
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    1
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    Who wouldn't want a toaster that launches your toast through the air.

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    5/?
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    12
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    39
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    3
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    The thought of being Patrick's girlfriend hits him like a slap to the face, want so fierce in his gut he almost feels sick with it.

    And that's how it starts.

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    10
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    108
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    19
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    2350
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    Five times Bitty is told not to bake pies for professional NHL players and One time they ask him to.

    Alternatively - The story of how Bitty's pies become an NHL Urban Legend, start locker room fights and cause Patrick Kane to miss a perfectly good shot on goal.

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    29
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    2416
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    Is Jonny hitting on him while he’s on anesthesia?

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    31
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    Patrick Kane is a physical therapist in the hospital's outpatient clinic. The first time he meets Jonny while covering in-patient, he's smitten. Now he's routinely volunteering to cover in-patient, even when they don't need help. Sharpy, who can't seem to manage a date with the clinic's receptionist, is mocking him, and Duncs is feeding ridiculous stories to an impressionable Jonny. Patrick's life is hard.

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    2/?
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    2
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    24
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    3
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    650
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    Inspired by the song "Bullets" by Augustana

    “Come fly down, like a singing bird, sings your name, I am still the same. Black and white, no you’re not to blame. Holly, sweet, put me down to shame. … She’s shaking in the car with the gun in her hands, falling over love and a sweet romance. And I ain’t never thought it could come down to this, a bullet in my head with the sweetest kiss.”

    - "Bullets"

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    2
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    6
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    2
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    560
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    Patrick, after much convincing from Sharpy finally came clean to Jonny about his feelings. The only problem is that Jonathan doesn't take the news as well as planned. After four months of not talking outside of necessity Kaner's plane goes down and things start to change. And the only problem with THAT is weather Patrick is ready for the change now that Jonny is willing to try or did his captain do more damage to him then the crash. Hoping his phone and he doesn't die is a really shitty time to be trying to figure it all out any way. They seriously need to work on their timing.

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    1/?
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    2
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    18
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    5
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    In which Jonny builds a 20-step wooing plan based on an article from Cosmo. Nothing weird about that…

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    5/?
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    28
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    208
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    27
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    4511
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    Four ways to celebrate a Cup win. (In four universes.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    107
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1130
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    Ryan Kesler makes a visit to the Hawks dressing room after the Game Six loss.

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    Patrick has second thoughts...Jonny thinks he is overreacting

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    10
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    1422
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    One pink sock.

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    Beneath the ice, dread things lie dreaming. Or listening to One Direction, whatever.

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    26
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    133
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    8
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    1312
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    I’m a doctor, we had a one night stand and the next time we meet is when you turn up at my clinic with a urine infection AU

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    843
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    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    29
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    2
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    874
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    Jonny plans a perfect date night for Pat and Jonny's 3 year anniversary. It doesn't go exactly as planned.

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    40
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    4
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    1023
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    Jonathan Toews is determined to stop this prank war before it even gets started.

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    24
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    3
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    783
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    Fuck you, Los Angeles. And fuck how unfair life is.

    (Or: yeah, it's some kind of crack hockey soap opera, probably.)

    Should be three short chapters.
    (nope I lied I don't know how many chapters)

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    6/?
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    6
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    23
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    5
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    1745
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    It’s about thirty seconds after Jonny sits on Patrick’s middle and cuts off his nervous laughter, just sitting there, petting at Pat’s face like a weirdo, that he thinks, shit.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    138
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2181

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