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    For a Tumblr challenge of "what you said across the kitchen table".

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    Pat gives Jonny his dick in a box because he's a romantic. No, really.

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    “Did you do something to my phone?”

    “Aww, Peeks, would I do that?” replies Sharpy, all fake innocence and stupidly white teeth.

    “Yeah, yeah, you’re a fucking saint,” Kaner mutters, searching through his phone for downloaded photos or apps or God knows what. He really needs to put a lock on the thing, especially after that crap Sharpy pulled with Duncs a few years back.

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    38
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    1/1
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    6
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    15
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    He picks up his phone from his nightstand, scrolls through his contacts for Brent's name and then looks at the time. 11pm on the Friday of a holiday weekend; kind of presumptuous to think the guy might be free, but Johnny feels like he's got nothing to lose.

    U wanna hook up tonight? is what he sends. Then he feels brief mortification that maybe Brent got rid of his contact info and pathetically adds, this is Johnny from the pearl jam party

    (Or, five times Brent and Johnny hook-up and one time they go on a date.)

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    18
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    191
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    30
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    1667
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    The worst timing for a breakup? When you're both stuck in a tiny cabin in buttfuck, Canada.

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    1/1
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    10
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    126
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1988
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    “You seriously don’t know how to spell his name, Kaner?” Sharpy asked. “You’ve known this guy for how long?”
    “I know how to spell Jonathan,” and Kaner does; he’s watched Jonny spell it out for years now, but that’s not what Kaner calls him mostly. “I mean ‘Jonny.’ How do you spell ‘Jonny’?”
    Tazer, who’s been making his uncomfortable face for the last two minutes, just shrugs, “I don’t know. I don’t think about it that much.”
    “Okay well…” Kaner breathes, “start thinking about it and let me know.”

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    274
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    28
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    Jonny is staring at him. Jonny – is staring at his mouth. Patrick smiles a little bit, feeling every slow moment of it; feeling strange, as though under scrutiny he has forgotten how to use his own muscles.

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    1/1
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    9
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    128
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    15
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    1591
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    Patrick's text says: sometimes all I can think about is rubbing my dick all over your tits. It's not meant for Jonny, but maybe he wishes it were.

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    1/1
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    54
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    342
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    47
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    3992
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    Patrick decides he wants to learn how to bake and Jonny is very intrigued by that idea

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    31
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    5
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    1050
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    A very short and sweet coda to how to become a man.

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    630
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    103
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    8
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    1178
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    It is like death, but it is not death; lovelier. / Cold, inconvenienced, late, what will you do now / with the gift of your left life?

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    13
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    215
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    19
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    “You have a sick one on your hands when your affection is used to punish you.”
    - JENNY HOLZER, LIVING

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    14
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    63
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    10
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    It’s been two days since The Great Parking Lot Extravaganza, and the whole school is buzzing over one half of the “Most Popular Couple” going to Prom with the guy voted “Most Likely to Succeed,” because they literally have nothing better to do with their lives.

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    59
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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    "It's not very big," he says, voice light and teasing. "You think I can't handle more than that?"

    "We'll get there," Jonny says. "Start slow, eh?"

    Patrick laughs. "Oh, for sure," he says, doing his unfortunately accurate generic Canadian accent. Jonny doesn't think it's fair that she lives full-time in a world where Patrick Kane has a decent Canadian accent, but as long as she gets to wring orgasms out of him, she's prepared to accept it.

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    12
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    “I uh, didn’t think it would be done so fast,” Patrick said when he arrived.

    Jonathan stared at him. “Done? You insult me. A good suit, at a lackluster slapdash minimum, needs three-fittings. You’ll be in here for four, I assure you.”

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    English
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    Comments:
    64
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    438
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    90
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    3311
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    Eco-Friendly JToews, Important Projects, & Pining.

    Plz read beginning notes for important context information.

    Language:
    English
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    18,033
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    12
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    44
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    9
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    sometimes it’s not meant to be, sometimes you just meet at the wrong place wrong time. and sometimes it’s just life playing tricks on your mind.

    or; the college professors au no one asked for.

    Series
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    English
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    951
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    25
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    2
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    668
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    Patrick shook his head again, holding up a finger like he was about to make an important point. “I have a better idea,” he said. “We’re gonna fix your hair.”

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    1/1
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    14
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    Five minutes after Coach Q explains to his new team that Patrick is indeed a supernatural creature of the night, he’s hustled into the corridor by his cute as hell new captain.

    “An ass-eating vampire?” Jonathan asks.

    “It’s not like I had a choice,” Patrick says, defensively.

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    English
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    4,173
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    62
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    264
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    32
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    3069
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    Tazer has a problem. Kaner's just found a solution.

    Language:
    English
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    27
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    14
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    749

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