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    Bonfires! Breakups! All-ages night at the local club, underage drinking, and reminders of how everything tastes better when you're stoned.

    Welcome to a tale of bros being bros, bros boning bros, and little bros being best. Where high school hockey is more the vehicle than the actual destination, and sometimes we all have to settle for a good face-punch being the most efficient form of communication. Come for the melodrama, stay for the dicktouching.

    (This story is done. Hereafter I'll be posting two chapters a week on Mondays and Thursdays roughly until the end of time.)

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    As an eighteen year old joining a team in the NHL, all his dreams were coming true. These were big, tough men, the kind of men that he had always dreamt about putting him on his knees, and it was happening.

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    Podfic for Part 4 in the Mutant AU Series

    Eric arrives at the Russians' table, a circle of wary, curious faces staring up at him, and realizes he hasn't planned what to say in explanation.

    He figures that "Malkin, Sidney is currently passed out in the bathroom, is that normal?" isn't going to cut it.

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    FINALLY UPDATED! First time on this story since July, sorry, but now I'm determined to finish it up.

     

    Captain Jamie Benn is a NYC firefighter. He pulls Tyler Seguin and his dog Marshall out of Tyler’s burning apartment.

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    Tuukka rejects a Valentines Card from Anton.

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    Patrice looks at him, brows furrowed. He always forgets after these things; Brad is just as emotional as he is. It’s not that he isn’t emotional in front of other people, but parties generally don’t give him any reason to be upset. He once offhandedly mentioned that the number of times he’s cried in front of his teammates is about on par with the number of times Sid has poured hand sanitizer over the kitchen counters.

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    “There were at least twenty thousand people living in Copán at one point,” Patrice said. “It was occupied for more than two thousand years. Some of the ancient tombs still have remains in them.”

    Brad was looking at him now and not the phone, laughter in his eyes. “That’s a romantic getaway, for sure.”

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    Mutual Appreciation Society, through the years.

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    Patrice's wings have never grown far enough for him to know if he can fly. Brad finds out in a dream.

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    Patrice isn’t sure how he thought it was a good idea to start talking to Brad, but he did. After the barbecue, they add each other on Snapchat and Patrice coyly adds his number to Brad’s contacts after asking permission.

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    Tyler doesn't really know Jordie's brother that well.

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    Во всем всегда виноват чертов Жозе Моуриньо

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    Carey Price comes up with the idea of doing a Secret Santa type thing with the other members of the Pissed-Off Goalies Club.

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    Marchand is annoying Rask who accidently gets left behind at a diner.

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    Change isn't Sidney's strong suit. Everyone knows that. So he's nervous about the World Cup of Hockey on the sheer principle of it being new. Apparently, change has some advantages, but he's nothing if not an expert at getting in his own way.

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    Scenes from an AU 'verse where Patrice Bergeron is a Boston crime boss and Brad Marchand is his enforcer.

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    Coffee shop AU

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    Several of the Bruins decided that they've had enough of goaltender Tuukka Rask's moustache and decide to take matters into their own hands and get rid of it for him.

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    For all my MaryGirls, Merry Christmas. Thanks to Aimee for the prompts: Ugly Sweater Party, Hanging Stocking, Over The River and Through The Woods playing in the backgound.

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    Steve is worn down and Wonder Woman hates to see him like this. She takes it into her own hands to make sure her Beloved is okay.

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