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    Isaac and Miria ponder mortality and pastiche Stoppard.

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    Doctor Vipera - aka Elle Murphy of 89 Crosslet Vale, Greenwich, England - had a plan. It was immaculate, as her plans always were; she did not take kindly to being derailed. And by a dilettante in a rumpled tuxedo, at that. Fucking Double-Oh. Elle knew for a fact he practiced his seduction routines in the mirror.

    She’d bugged his apartment years ago.

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    This is the Jim Gordon Fantasy hotline. When your call is completed, please stay on the line to take a survey about your experience, free of charge.

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    Post-Black Powder War, Lien's poetry - which would of course have received a scholarly translation into French, given circumstances. (Pastiches of Li Qingzhao.)

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    The Hannibal/Lovecraft crossover I never wrote. :(

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    Line art of PeterPan!Steve and LostBoy!Tony

    "Now Captain," said Shellhead, "shall I give you a kiss?"

    "If you please." Steve held out his hand expectantly.

    Chapter 2: Now with TinkerBell!Wasp =)

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    "Oletko hullu? Huutelethan tuossa kuin istuisit tulisissa housuissa. Miksi kirkut ja keikuttelet päätäs kuin tarhapöllö?"

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    May need a moment's explication.

    Charlie Brooker's wonderful satirical programmes ScreenWipe and WeeklyWipe bring in an excellent comic actress, Diane Morgan, as "Philomena Cunk" in "Moments of Wonder", where she does a lovely line in flat deadpan Northern delivery of some exceedingly ridiculous lines.

    errandofmercy noticed this on Tumblr, and said, what we need is a fandom version.

    So I did. It's tonally uneven, mainly because I kept slipping between what I was trying for and Sellars & Yeatman, but I think it's funny.

    If anyone wants to know where I came up with the Nightmare Fuel of animals tied together, look up "Rat King".

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    John Watson es un profesor de literatura buscando un nuevo comienzo en el Londres victoriano. Cuando está a punto de rendirse, un antiguo conocido le consigue el empleo que tanto ha estado necesitando. Poco sabe el profesor que su vida está a punto de dar un vuelco.

    [Canon Holmes AU]

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    Eight days before the explosion of Mako Reactor no. 1, a stranger with a sword washes up in Sector 3, confused, penniless, and looking for work.

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    Doctor Vipera - aka Elle Murphy of 89 Crosslet Vale, Greenwich, England - had a plan. It was immaculate, as her plans always were; she did not take kindly to being derailed. And by a dilettante in a rumpled tuxedo, at that. Fucking Double-Oh. Elle knew for a fact he practiced his seduction routines in the mirror.

    She’d bugged his apartment years ago.

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    I sat in my armchair long into that night, reading through every word on those hidden pages and knowing that I was surely the first to do so since the ink had dried many years ago...

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    A Kylo Ren crackmix.

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    Every goon has to start somewhere, right? It's just Erik's luck that it starts off wonderfully - before it all goes to hell in a handbasket. A prequel to a future X-Men escapade titled Offside.

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    The Avengers Pride & Prejudice story that absolutely nobody asked for. Featuring True Love, misunderstandings, gossip, parties, kidnapping, social awkwardness, awe-inspiring obliviousness, and surprise proposals.

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    From her earliest years Eleanor Tilney would have preferred not to be the heroine of a Gothic romance, but no one thought to ask her opinion, except her brother Henry, and his best friend--both of whom would scorn the role of hero.

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    'Fanny was the mute earth to Mary's leaping fire, the gnarled oak to her fluttering songbird, the mirror-bright millpond to her restless waves. If one could somehow, with propriety, squeeze both ladies into a single body, the resultant heroine would be beyond anything shewn by Mrs. Radcliffe! She might paddle down the Amazon, contest a knotty theological point with the Pope, battle venomous water snakes with a hat pin and a bottle of hartshorn, and sink into a dead faint at the villain’s merest glance, as if he were some species of basilisk!' Or, Mansfield Park meets Northanger Abbey

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    I'm in ur outlet by teh lite switch, watching over yu liek Ceiling Cat.

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    Suite à un défi supplémentaire lancé par Merteuil, Valmont fait jouer sa prude préférée aux jeux du maître et de l'esclave.

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    It had been days since Gwendoline received attention of any kind, and in her silly selfish vanity she mistook the girls’ honest grief for the silence of a captive audience, thrilling to her every word. “Why,” she began, tossing golden curls back across her shoulder, “I remember when I was young, and Mother said I might have a kitten for my own – but then Father forbade it, and I cried for days as I mourned that kitten. It’s not quite the same as Alicia, of course, but—”

    “I don’t care what anyone else says,” Darrell said, speaking up quite suddenly, “but if you don’t stop this minute, Gwen, I shall send you to Coventry for as long as I live.”

    (Gwendoline had never been a good girl, nor a kind girl, and under present circumstances this seemed rather more unfortunate than ever.)

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