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    When he said, “Let’s go west,” what he meant was: I love you.

    Or, the fantastic romance between a beautiful monk and a dashing monkey king, written in the style of Wu Cheng'en's "Journey to the West," with more than a few dashes of "The Princess Bride" here and there.

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    A bit of philosophy and sentiment between an unlikely pair of friends.

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    "And so Sir Gawain did place a bid upon the Holy Grail, but ere it could become his, another knight rode up at a mighty wallop and stood against him in the bidding yard..." Malory tells us one version of the quest for the Holy Grail. How different would things have been had the knights had access to a few pieces of somewhat anachronistic technology?

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    English
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    1,350
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    5
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    I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    1
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    25
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    A walk in the labyrinth.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Doubtkey Condos, the famous detective, has no murder to solve. Her best friend, Marcia Watkins, suggests reading her a story she wrote about a case past. They both get so immersed in the story that it's like they're solving in all over again. Half parody, half pastiche. Written in play format.

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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    Isaac and Miria ponder mortality and pastiche Stoppard.

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    1/1
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    Doctor Vipera - aka Elle Murphy of 89 Crosslet Vale, Greenwich, England - had a plan. It was immaculate, as her plans always were; she did not take kindly to being derailed. And by a dilettante in a rumpled tuxedo, at that. Fucking Double-Oh. Elle knew for a fact he practiced his seduction routines in the mirror.

    She’d bugged his apartment years ago.

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    English
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    12
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    1
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    This is the Jim Gordon Fantasy hotline. When your call is completed, please stay on the line to take a survey about your experience, free of charge.

    Language:
    English
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    2,830
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Post-Black Powder War, Lien's poetry - which would of course have received a scholarly translation into French, given circumstances. (Pastiches of Li Qingzhao.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    The Hannibal/Lovecraft crossover I never wrote. :(

    Language:
    English
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    1,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Line art of PeterPan!Steve and LostBoy!Tony

    "Now Captain," said Shellhead, "shall I give you a kiss?"

    "If you please." Steve held out his hand expectantly.

    Chapter 2: Now with TinkerBell!Wasp =)

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "Oletko hullu? Huutelethan tuossa kuin istuisit tulisissa housuissa. Miksi kirkut ja keikuttelet päätäs kuin tarhapöllö?"

    Language:
    Suomi
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    1/1
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    1
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    May need a moment's explication.

    Charlie Brooker's wonderful satirical programmes ScreenWipe and WeeklyWipe bring in an excellent comic actress, Diane Morgan, as "Philomena Cunk" in "Moments of Wonder", where she does a lovely line in flat deadpan Northern delivery of some exceedingly ridiculous lines.

    errandofmercy noticed this on Tumblr, and said, what we need is a fandom version.

    So I did. It's tonally uneven, mainly because I kept slipping between what I was trying for and Sellars & Yeatman, but I think it's funny.

    If anyone wants to know where I came up with the Nightmare Fuel of animals tied together, look up "Rat King".

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    Eight days before the explosion of Mako Reactor no. 1, a stranger with a sword washes up in Sector 3, confused, penniless, and looking for work.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    25
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    7
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    Doctor Vipera - aka Elle Murphy of 89 Crosslet Vale, Greenwich, England - had a plan. It was immaculate, as her plans always were; she did not take kindly to being derailed. And by a dilettante in a rumpled tuxedo, at that. Fucking Double-Oh. Elle knew for a fact he practiced his seduction routines in the mirror.

    She’d bugged his apartment years ago.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,696
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    56
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    1208
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    I sat in my armchair long into that night, reading through every word on those hidden pages and knowing that I was surely the first to do so since the ink had dried many years ago...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,343
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2241
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    A Kylo Ren crackmix.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    336
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    Every goon has to start somewhere, right? It's just Erik's luck that it starts off wonderfully - before it all goes to hell in a handbasket. A prequel to a future X-Men escapade titled Offside.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    15/25
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    The Avengers Pride & Prejudice story that absolutely nobody asked for. Featuring True Love, misunderstandings, gossip, parties, kidnapping, social awkwardness, awe-inspiring obliviousness, and surprise proposals.

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    English
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    74,560
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
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