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    "A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

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    Preparatory to their collaboration upon the Project of a School for Magicians, Mr Honeyfoot and Mr Segundus contract a Bond of Amity.

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    Note: suggestions of background homophobia, effeminophobia, egregious Regency pastiche.

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    Terrified at the prospect of humiliating himself in front of the ton and completely ruining his first season with his crippling shyness, omega Stiles Stilinski does the only thing he can; he invents a sweetheart away at war. A completely fictitious and utterly gorgeous captain, a gentlemanly paragon of romance and adoration, an alpha with whom Stiles spends years "exchanging" letters.

    Years later, an angry, war-battered Derek Hale shows up at Stiles's door. He's no gentleman, and vehemently denies the existence of anything remotely resembling romance. He's received every last letter and has come to collect on Stiles's promises of home and marriage, no matter what.

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    Sir Samuel Vimes of the London City Watch entertains a visit from Inspector Javert, regarding a certain convict who has fled on a ship across the sea.

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    A translated excerpt from the Watcher Chronicles, c. 2921 CE.

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    The records of the Ventures and their acquaintances in the style of a Regency era book of family history. Spoilers for up to Season Five.

    "THADDEUS S. VENTURE is the son of SIR JONAS VENTURE and for time was the sole inheritor of the Venture estate and assets therein. As a child Sir Jonas Venture took his son Thaddeus with him on his many trips abroad. A French author met them on their travels and used Thaddeus as a model for the hero of his series of novels, The Compleat Journeys of a Young Traveler To Exotic Lands."

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    Nick Carraway, a pivotal decision, and the disenchantment of objects.

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    The deadliest assassin in Dunwall finds himself in possession of a heart – and not just any old heart. Strange dreams and visions begin to haunt Daud. As reality frays around him, memories and secrets begin to creep in.

    There is a choice to make. There always is.

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    When he said, “Let’s go west,” what he meant was: I love you.

    Or, the fantastic romance between a beautiful monk and a dashing monkey king, written in the style of Wu Cheng'en's "Journey to the West," with more than a few dashes of "The Princess Bride" here and there.

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    As for the young barmaid herself, not yet ten years of age, it was obvious that she would need to disappear. Koshinori felt it best that she be sent away, perhaps to some conveniently far-flung inn in the furthest, most desolate reaches of the mountains, where she might live out her little life in peace. Kyuubei, delirious from the pain and the fog of the milk of the poppy, felt it best that the opposite happen – that the girl should instead be given the security of work in the castle kitchens, and her brother brought in to scrub the pots.

    It was nonsense, of course; but it was nonsense upon which Kyuubei continued to insist even once the delirium had passed.

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    The Duchess of Olmeda admired Princess Osra; she pitied Princess Osra; she despised Princess Osra.

    And she loved Princess Osra.

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    Thurber was not the first person, nor was he the only one, to be horrified by Richard Upton Pickman's art and the dreadful secrets that lay behind it...

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    When John Watson agreed to travel to Florence to overcome his shell-shock from the Great War, he didn't expect to form a deep connection with a cold, socially naive young man named Sherlock Holmes. After returning to England, can John and Sherlock find their way to each other again despite the meddling of bossy siblings, priggish fiances, incognito murderers, and romance novelists?

    Fusion with A Room With a View. You don't need to have read that in order to enjoy this story, but it is a delightful book.

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    A client hesitates on the pavement: the sure sign of a love affair. Holmes, weary of all things sentimental, is on the point of refusing her case. But when Watson’s soon-to-be fiancée calls unexpectedly, Holmes notices something that changes his mind. He and Watson embark on an investigation with a deep personal impact for them both.

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    Something weird happened in my home town. a bunch of young people developed superpowers.. which considering that our world has superhumans is not unheard of. However their powers only work in Leyland and ever since, no one else's will work IN Leyland.

    The League of Leyland, a quartet of publicly spirited supers is trying to figure it out.

    So is their old frenemy 'Doctor Frenemy'. Hey just because you're a villain, you don't have to be a bad guy...

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    Hogwarts I've spent seven years here and I still can't get the staircases right.

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    All I cared about in the world rested there in my arms, heavy and sleepy and silver-permed, her eyes an unforgettable shade of rusty red-brown: my daughter. The proof of my love. The proof of my fully, completely, totally sexually active love.

    (In the maternity ward of Edo Hospital, Sacchan discovers motherhood, the deep-seated urge to nourish and nurture, and Jodi Picoult's prose style.)

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    Know better, book better, and go better on the galaxy's largest travel site.

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    What if he could have admitted it had not been hate, after all?

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    In truth, he had no plans. Showing mercy had seemed to Naruto like a strategy so simple that it needed no great thought; he had not dwelled long on the details. “A king is strongest when he has the love of his people,” he said.

    “A queen is strongest when she has the fear and sworn obedience of her people,” said Karin. “And a sister is best pleased when she has the same of her brother. You will not do this again, Naruto. You will not leave Jiraiya’s grounds until I see you wed. Do you want to wake the nine-tails, or will you hold your tongue?”

    (In exile beyond the Narrow Sea, the last two survivors of a once-legendary house famed for its association with a particular sort of raging, demonic mythical beast are preparing to retake their rightful throne. Really, it’s business as usual for Westeros.)

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