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    A collection of smutty drabbles, all focusing on the romantic adventures of the Queen of diamonds and Mother Nature incarnate.

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    2,308
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    70
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    3
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    1443
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    “We have mentioned to you that your DNA is quite an interesting mix of test subjects, have we not?” The voice asked.
    “You’ve said, and I quote, ‘You’re the spawn of hell incarnate! You shouldn’t be alive with what shady DNA we’ve collected to create you. You fucking piece of shit!’” Lux said dramatically. “So, yeah, I think I got the message, thank you very much.”

    OR

    the one where some not so good people steal batman and joker's dna to create a child in order to experiment on it. Sass levels are high with this one. who do you think the kid will take after the most?

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    13,822
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    27
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    Yes, I'm beating a dead horse. But, I'm beating it with a pretty cute stick, I think ;)

    Sequel to Mad Love: A New Beginning

    You have to read that before you read this, otherwise literally nothing will make sense. And actually, even if you have read it, refreshing yourself on the last chapter could be helpful.

    This will be a series of domestic-themed one shots.

    Enjoy, guys (while you're waiting for more Gotham Prep)

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    English
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    104,189
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    367
    Kudos:
    398
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    8796
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    63,578
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    290
    Kudos:
    387
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    6563
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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    English
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    52,846
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2256
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    The smutty little scenes you didn't get to read in Like Puzzle Pieces.

    This is SMUT so if you don't like it just please don't read it really isn't part of the story just the naughty little bits I didn't put in the story. Once again just to be sure everyone heard THIS IS SMUT! Appropriate Audiences only please!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,114
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    201
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    AU where whenever you write on your skin it shows up on your soulmate. Pamela watches as Harley doodles all over her arm and tries to write back but never gets a reply until one night finally.

    AU prompt found on Tumblr <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,951
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2653
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    Pam was scared she'd figured out what was wrong.

    "You're... Pregnant, Harley?"

    Language:
    English
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    32,246
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2501
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    Pamela buys a flower shop in Gotham City to try and move on from the trauma she faced in Seattle. What she doesn't expect to find in Gotham is another chance at love and friendship and even more surprising than that, is the bubbly tattoo artist that brings it to her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,995
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3092
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    Harley's teasing gets turned around on her...not that she minds that much.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,162
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    544
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    How do you stop Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from marrying rich and killing their husbands for the inheritance? Well, if you’re Bruce Wayne, you can always marry them yourself.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    123,389
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    694
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    47843
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    When every person in the world is born they are given a special necklace that bares half of a unique shape and when the time is right the necklace will bring the two halves together, bring soulmates together. No Powers AU! Please read and review!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,448
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    904
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    Mad Love, role reversal AU (cause why not?). Dr. Ned Jerome is a prized psychiatrist At Arkham Asylum not just because he's "good" with his patients; he understands them. Having been a gang member delinquent as a youth, known simply as "The Joker", Dr. J is a rather effective doctor with the criminally insane. He's been attempting to leave that part of his past behind, but his latest patient, Harley Quinn inspires the inner sadistic clown in him to want to come out and play. But he better treat Harley well... because he has the other two of the Gotham Sirens trio breathing down his neck... waiting for him to slip up.

    Rated mature for later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,301
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1918
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    It's Valentine's Day in Gotham City and a pair of Sirens are waking up to lovely surprise gifts from their favorite harlequin. Early Valentine's Day story!

    Language:
    English
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    2,622
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    189
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    A U.S. intelligence officer conscripts a group of incarcerated supervillains into a task force far more sinister in purpose than it appears.
    An archaeologist wrestles for control from an ancient evil that has stolen her body.
    A witch attempts to become a god with the help of a powerful being from beyond the stars.
    A samurai and a soldier contemplate their own morality.
    A group of vagabonds finds belonging, freedom, understanding and redemption (or lack thereof) on their ill-fated mission.
    A madman launches a desperate mission to regain the only thing he loves.
    Or, an expansion and slight re-imagining of "Suicide Squad."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,039
    Chapters:
    9/80
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2432
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    Occasionally, Ivy regrets having agreed to doing couple-y things like going on dates. Occasionally, Harley makes it bearable.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    307
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    No capes or criminal masterminds, just teenagers trying to cope with bad home lives and bad pasts and the broken brains they're stuck with.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,886
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    193
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    The rain, a heavy downpour that runs streaks down her apartment windows, obscuring the city outside. Perfect. The pitterpatter of raindrops, the scent of freshly bloomed daffodils filling the room. Harley's favorite.

    Her heart leaps into her throat when a tap, tap, tap sounds from the doorway. She keeps herself from running to the door though, mind immediately deciding it has to be hearing things-

    Tap, tap.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,487
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    51
    Hits:
    380
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    On Saturdays, Harley has to get her shots, and Pamela-- Ivy-- makes breakfast because she's sorry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    213

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