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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sbrub kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    4/?
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    18
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    69
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    9
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    On his trip to his University in Texas, John Joestar dreams of flowers and punching tornadoes in their non-existent faces. Absolutely nothing bad is going to happen.

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    6/?
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    5
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    8
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    1
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    115
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    A bunch of one shots cross posted from my tumblr. Some are nsfw, some are not.

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    13/?
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    2
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    63
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    4
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    1380
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    27/?
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    1064
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    1345
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    263
    Hits:
    75392
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    Two kingdoms, both alike in dignity, in fair Skaia where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean because blood tends to stain. From forth the fatal loins of these foes, a bunch of confused shit heads ruin their own lives, whose misadventured and screwed up horse shit doth lead to love and hella sweet strife. The fearful passage of their dunkassery and the continuance of the High Blood’s rage, which, but being murdered or something, I don’t know, naught could remove, is now the traffic of your browser history- the which, if you with a slight obsession with this fandom will attend, what here shall miss, our heroes shall strive to not fuck up.

    A Medieval AU full of prophecy, magic, regicide, dark secrets, and of course the occasional new found love.

    Rating may change.

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    1/?
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    10
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    4
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    The rewriting of Act 7, from post-Collide onward. The ending is a lot less open, and while not all plot points are resolved, a lot are addressed. Conversations actually happen, and are not just left to reader imagination. Land quests are still relevant. As is talking. Did I mention conversations? Character death is also more obvious. In short, this is the ending that attempts to further develop character arcs to a more satisfactory state through important and much needed interactions that we missed out on, as well as expanding on the conflict between Lord English and literally everybody else as they fight for all of existence so that we actually know how shit went down.

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    3/?
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    14
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    306
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    An AU in which the trolls are all (human) genetic experiment mutants, except they mostly just have medical problems and no awesome powers. Also Doc Scratch is creepy as hell.

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    6/?
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    3
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    20
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    2
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    143
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    English
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    46,846
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    17/?
    Comments:
    72
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    2034
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    A miscellaneous group of reluctant heroes, antiheroes, and borderline villains all must work to survive a world of mob violence, mysterious organizations, horrorterror and demon-worshipping cults, long-lost secrets, hidden powers, alternate timelines, the end of the world, and all other sorts of weird crap-not necessarily in that order.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    4
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    16
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    3
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    175
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    It's hate at first letter when the pen pal link between Skaia and Alternia matches up Sollux and Eridan. Meanwhile, Aradia and Feferi are happily writing back and forth, and Karkat is filled with rage for Dave.

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    2/?
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    12
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    15
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    350
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    It's Karkat's Wriggling Day, and he's got a lot on his mind. Fortunately, there's a party going on.

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    1/1
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    Dirk Strider is a ghost. Somehow Jake English can see him. Shit happens. They are not the main focus of the story, except the kind of are? I dunno, it's equally spread between all the other characters, except not really. Like I said before though, shit happens.

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    4/?
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    29
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    2
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    Your name is James Crocker, and you have survived the end of the world.

    Despite everything that was expected, this turned out to be a minor inconvenience at best.

    What do you do now, you may ask?

    You write a guidebook to everything you're learning about the brand new world around you, your extended family, your extended reality, and maybe along the way you find your own place in the unexpectedly bright post-apocalyptic future.

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    2/?
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    22
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    16
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    Vriska Serket lived her life in simple definitions. No matter how hard people tried to preach a grey area between black and white, she knew that most things boiled down to a single principal. She was a kleptomaniac, that girl over there with the cane was disabled, the "City of Light" was a utopia, etcetera.

    But as her world collided with that of Terezi Pyrope, she began to see the facets beyond the definitions. She began to see the stories.

    She began to see the shadows within her world of light.

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    DAVE: and in this new society we can safely recreate the human and troll races and figure out a way for everyone to coexist
    DAVE: then we party 24/7 for an eternity
    DAVE: im talkin some all out motherfuckin bananas jams
    DAVE: shits gonna be so far off the hook that there exists no adequate metaphor to describe the way shit and the hook are completely fuckin irreconcilable
    DAVE: and everything is dope forever the end

    After their canon story ends, a motley group of teens adjust to their new life. Heartache, introspection, and most importantly shenanigans ensue.
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    3/?
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    4
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    50
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    4
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    Jade, listen.
    You are nine years old.
    Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 57 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy they encountered upon in their giant mansion.
    Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
    . . . . . .
    Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
    Jade, stop. Jade, this is a bad idea.
    . . .
    Woah. Wait. Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea?
    Jade, what.
    Jade.
    Jaaaade.
    . . .
    Jade, do not jump on that raft.
    . . .
    Jade, I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now. This is for your own good, Jade.
    Jade there is a storm. Right there. Jade no.
    Sighhhhh.
    It is a regretful, woeful life, being outside the fourth wall.
    It is most certainly regretful.

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    Comments:
    74
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    73
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    13
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    "Her Imperious Condescension wasn't a game abstraction, she was a person, a horrible, vile person that Roxy doesn't regret killing in the slightest. However, killing people, troll or otherwise, was something that weighed heavily on a fragile human psyche. The various trolls, far more accustomed to the act, had given her their counsel in an attempt to soothe her mind. It helped, but that didn't stop the nightmares."

    A post-game fic where, three months into the new world, everyone is dealing with the various weights and burdens they carry. Resolving them will hurt, far more than any death, dream, just, heroic, or otherwise. They'll all learn, slowly, just how strong they really are.

    AUTHOR'S NOTE: The Character Death and Depiction of Violence tags are for PAST DEATHS AND VIOLENCE. There will be none of that in the story's present day. I sincerely hope you enjoy the work, whether as catharsis, venting, joy, or any other kind of emotional imperative!

    THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR 1000 VIEWS!

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    30
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    81
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    12
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    1370
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    The new universe has finally been made. Everyone's ready to celebrate.

    And then Karkat just HAD to open his big mouth.

    "SO...NOW WHAT?"

    New universe drabbles. Partially inspired by a tumblr post. Post-victory relaxation.

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    English
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    1,259
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    23
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    497
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    This is an old fic that I dug up while awaiting the end of the gigapause. I decided to post it since right after the series ended everyone was musing over the nostalgia of their early fanworks. Here's mine. It is set from the Great Cliffhanger of 2013 upd8.

    After leaving Vriska's pirate crew behind, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, and Feferi reach the inner border of the furthest ring. They realize that it borders the Alpha session where everyone has finally come together. Being the only one with any life left in him, Sollux is sent into the grasping tendrils of its insipisphere so that he can help his friends' session for once be successful. Blind, alone, defenseless, and no longer used to the living, breathing world, Sol can do no help but instead stumble through the insanity that Aranea and Her Imperious Condescension have left in their wake whilst only hoping to make allies powerful enough to help the session succeed once and for all and prevent the timeline from becoming a doomed one.

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    1/1
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    4
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    60
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    Dirk has been avoiding Jake since the game ended, they barely talked on the lily pad and he'd rather live with a promise to talk again than face him and the possibility that he might never want to talk again.

    A story of self-hatred, forgiveness, and all the general fuckery that Homestuck is so loved for.

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    English
    Words:
    4,261
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    333

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