Everyone watches Battlegrounds. Everyone. I remember watching last year's event with my girlfriend, and the intensity as the gas drew Murderer Number One and Serial Killer Number Two closer together. I had been rooting for Murderer Number One, I think. I had been drinking and my girl was distracting me. Either way, I was happy to see the scum of the earth fight it out to the death and eliminate themselves.
And now, I was one of them. Stupid me.