12 Works in Osmund Kettleblack

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    Self-Insert. Gregor Clegane was one of the worst people to have ever existed. But what if someone else lived his life? What if a modern person of sound mind and honorable character was reborn as The Mountain? How would his rational and reasonable mind impact the ultimate outcome of Westeros? He just might be able to change the world for the better... Feedback is appreciated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    473,838
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    462
    Kudos:
    781
    Bookmarks:
    183
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    33965
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    Before Wonder Woman, before Xena, came the original badass warrior princess: Dejah Thoris, title character of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ A Princess of Mars. She ceases to be a major character in the Barsoom tales after the events of Warlord of Mars. Now we know why: she had been transported to Westeros, where the Daughter of the Red Star, the Princess Who Was Promised, would fulfill her destiny. And discover bacon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,995
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    274
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    The Hand of the King is visited by the ghosts of his past. Are they real or is he losing his mind?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,400
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1215
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    Tyrion Lannister stands before the assembled court of King's Landing accused of murder and regicide, apparently without a friend in the world. As it happens, though, a lawyer from another world has come to town. One who specialises in hopeless cases.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,864
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    341
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    Sansa and Arya Stark are in hiding, pretending to be boys, trying to get on with their lives with the aid of Yoren, after suffering several family tragedies and being hunted because of their family name.

    After falling into trouble once more, Sansa – or more specifically – Alayn – ‘s life is saved by the Count of Dragonstone.

    Feeling responsible for the youth whose life he has saved, Stannis Baratheon decides to foster the boy... (girl) and take him in, as well as his younger brother and uncle.

     
    * The title inspired by James Joyce’s short story: 'The Dead'.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,170
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2877
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    1980's AU. Hair Metal/Arena Rock SanSan.

    Straight-laced and a yuppie in the making, Sansa is dragged to a metal concert by Arya and Gendry where she captures the eye of the guitarist of the band Cannibal Star. Crude and lewd, Sandor is everything Sansa was certain she didn't want. Even with this unlikely match, sparks fly and misadventures ensue as they try to get their two worlds to combine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,814
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    1100
    Kudos:
    1476
    Bookmarks:
    275
    Hits:
    31299
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    For once, the "dubcon" warning doesn't apply to Sansa, but to Sandor. Though we may assume he'd be thrilled - if only he knew what was going on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,939
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    431
    Kudos:
    334
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    8725
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    A Song Of Ice And Fire meets Agatha Christie's The Body in the Library. In which Jaime and Addam solve murders, Brienne's legs are important, and Olenna knows what's up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,378
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    4747
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    The Lannisters have ruled Westeros peacefully since the last Purge. The Starks are gone; killed with the help of the Bolton's and the Frey's. But the North remembers. Many are seeking vengeance for their dead. No one witnessed the killing of the Stark girls and no bodies have been found, apart from Joffrey's, who had sworn that he would be the one to kill the she-wolves. There is also no sign of the Stark boys and Theon Greyjoy has been missing for the past year. But sometimes, screams of agony and terror are heard from deep within the Dreadfort. Could they belong to the missing kraken?
    It is the night of the annual Purge in the city of Westeros. For twelve hours, all crime including murder is legal. All emergency services such as the City Watch, the Kings Guard and the Night's Watch will be suspended. There is going to be a war out there.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,780
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    356
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2695
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    “You want to pay him back?”

    “I'm not going to punch him.”

    “I don't mean that.” She looked at him and raised one eyebrow. “Well, maybe you should punch him. But I had a different idea in my head.”

    “What kind of idea?” she asked wary. He gave her his most charming smile.

    Jaime and Brienne are in a bar and want to make someone jealous. It leads somewhere else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3747
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    Sansa has brought herself into a bit of a predicament, and as a result, she has to face someone now who she doesn't want to meet. And even less to touch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,549
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    149
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    8622
  12. Tags
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    From the Tumblr prompt:

    Sansa writes a love letter intended for Loras, but Sandor ends up with it instead.

    From Sansan Ringleaders.

    I loved this!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1610

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