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After the crew of the Palomino goes through the black hole, they are rescued by the crew of Liberator.
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Blake's 7 Smutty, Innuendo, Cracky, Pornocopic Compilation by Willa Shakespeare (AnonEhouse)
Blake's 7
17 May 2013
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Little and Often Makes a Meal!
There are so many little sexy bits here, it's impossible to classify them. I hope you find something you like among the herd.
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Compilation of assorted short B7 fic with the common theme of word play, including puns, confusion caused between English and American*, and possibly other forms of word-crack.
Depends on what I find when I turn over the old folder and shake. It's a mixed bag, most of it is Gen, but chapter 5 goes really a bit beyond innuendo.
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Back in the day of the Adult B7 list, sometimes I'd be offered weird prompt challenges, because you know, they were nice to me that way. This one was a request for Blake/Servalan/Gan story set in the gondola of a hot-air balloon and involving suggestively-shaped sugar cookies.
Of course the solution was OBVIOUS. :^) And fun.
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I've compiled a LOT of Blake/Avon crack nookie ficlettes here. They vary a lot. They were written for the porn a day challenge of International Month of Porn (2008-2011).
While none of it is serious, some of it may seem triggery, so I opted for Choose Not to Warn.
I think Chapter 7 is my favorite. :^)
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Avon is the 'Little Black Dress' of Blake's 7. He gets paired with everyone. But they don't always appreciate discovering they aren't alone in his affections.
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This is a fusion of the plot of the three part Farscape episodes that made up 'Liars, Guns and Money' with Blake's 7. Blake's 7 characters assumed the places of Farscapers very naturally as well. The only completely Farscape character is Stark.
Stark goes to the Liberator crew for help, telling them Blake was also a prisoner. Avon and the crew go after Blake, with partial success and a lot more failure. Things spiral out of control with problems at every turn, unreliable allies, vicious enemies, and disasters abundantly heaped on their plates. Many plot elements from various Blake's 7 episodes slotted in beautifully with the Farscape plot. It's as if Fate wanted this fic to exist.
I hope you enjoy it.
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Even in the future, and even when you're the new President of the Federation and have an excellent relationship with your Significant Other, you are still subject to the vagaries of fate.
In other words, President Blake and Avon get hit by an air-lorry.
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Directly following the events of Symbiosis, Zen tries to smooth over frictions in the crew. But as they're not happy with him either, this isn't easy.
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- Part 2 of Symbiosis
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Zen loves his new crew, and especially is fond of Kerr Avon. But HOW they do squabble!
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- Part 1 of Symbiosis
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Zen seizes one chance at life by merging his consciousness with Servalan's to become her conscience. How can you fight the 'still, small voice' that whispers in your own mind?
And do you really want to, when it's so very logical? And after all, she had considered Avon a potential friend...
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Written for the 2010 B7 Crackficathon:
Orac strands the crew on Mal-odor and discovers that being the universe's most advanced (and bitchy) computer, isn't much fun without his pet humans. Avon and the others do the only sensible things. They get drunk, invent new weapons, and are threatened by the Federation, but of course a last second Deus ex Machina saves the day.
Not really far-fetched when you consider this is the show that canonically had homicidal sand, telepathic cactus, rebellious crying cabbages, motherly fleas and a villain who wore prom dresses and high heels on the beach. And more.
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What if Servalan had kept Avon her prisoner after Terminal and Season 4 only happened in his mind?
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Avon's Adventures on WonderWorld by Gozer
Blake's 7, Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
10 Feb 2013
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Parody of various Blake's 7 episodes and themes done in the style of Alice in Wonderland; freely adapted from the works of Lewis Carroll.
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Artificial Romance (or One of Those Days When Orac Was Bored with the Petty Business of Mere Mortals) by lost_spook for Justice_Turtle (Curuchamion)
Doctor Who (2005), Blake's 7, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Sarah Jane Adventures, Red Dwarf, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Sapphire and Steel
8 Jan 2013
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Orac has a fit of
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Canonically, there was a limerick in the aired series- it was just one line- unfinished. I couldn't leave it like that. And one limerick led to another. (All written on the same day in 2001, I believe.)
These are mostly the naughty kind of limericks.
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This is a sequel to Pilot Program.
No one's particularly happy with their incomplete memories, but Avon is stubbornly refusing to let them use Orac as therapy to regain them. Soolin and Vila decide to leave the ship... but nothing is ever quite as simple as that for our heroes.
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- Part 2 of Memory Wipe
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After Blake's 7 ends, this story begins. Captured and desperate, the survivors of Gauda Prime accept a bargain with a lesser evil in exchange for their freedom. They're raggedy, some more than others, but they never give up. A few other B7 characters appear, but it's more fun if I don't put them in the character tags, so they're a surprise.
The major character death isn't anyone I'd weep over, and it's not terribly graphic. More of a 'oh, look, character is dead', moment.
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Amnesiac pilot Del Tarrant meets amnesiac weapons' designer Dayna Mellanby. When you live in a galactic dictatorship, you tend to be suspicious of coincidence... what you don't know can kill you.
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- Part 1 of Memory Wipe
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There was this ficathon challenge, wtf27, where you were supposed to try to write 27 crack fic stories based on one or more of 27 different cracky tropes. Um...I think that was what you were supposed to do. Instead I wrote ONE story with all 27 tropes happening to my favorite woobie in that fandom, Kerr Avon.
It's an epic journey similar to Alice in Wonderland... only with sex and other things that I hope never happen to any children. The fairies were particularly mean to Avon.
Avon's kinda the 'little black dress' wherein any pairing or torment FITS him and he does manage to survive.
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