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    There's three things pretty much everyone's sure of. One, there's a General Election coming up. Two, it's going to come down to two people. Three, those two people-David Cameron and Ed Miliband- will never, ever, stop arguing. Ever. It's impossible. And it's certainly impossible that the two of them could ever, possibly, willingly spend time together. It's impossible that you could start to enjoy spending time with the one person who disagrees with you on everything. It's impossible that you could find yourself confiding in your political rival. It's absolutely, completely, unutterably impossible that you could find yourselves maybe, possibly, navigating something together that might be more than just friendship.
    Impossible. Of course.
    Then again, impossibility isn't what it used to be.

    Epic Camerband fic, set from autumn 2014 onwards to some point in the near future. Overlaps with General Election and real-life events. A story of politics, awkward friendship, something more than awkward friendship and too much arguing.
    (No, really. Too much arguing.)
    (Check Author's Notes inside for reasons for absurd word-count, etc.:))

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    English
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    399,006
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    151
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    11
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    2550
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    What happens when the location of the most sought after bounty in the galaxy just falls into your lap?
    You take it and you fucking run with it, son.

    Let me take you on a magical journey through time and space and shitty cantinas. Well, maybe not time. This isn't Doctor fucking Who.

    We're just a lovable bunch of bounty hunters, assassins and smugglers trying to make our way in the galaxy, picking off the competition, one moronic opponent at a time to get the job done and most importantly: Get paid.

    Let me show you what happens when you tangle with the Resistance, the Guavians and the crime lords who run the Corellian trade routes..... Oh, and the General of the First fucking Order.

    Think Guardians of the Galaxy with more swearing and sex and fewer talking racoons.

     

    Nalesse Du Sade, at your service.
    E 11 Blaster Rifle, knuckle duster, dagger and pussy.
    Sexually frustrated after twelve hours.
    I'm not a sex addict......
    I think.

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    English
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    55,997
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    499
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1594
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    You are my Sunshine. My only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away.

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    5,056
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    1/1
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    3
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    21
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    4
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    94
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    ''I dare you, to hang around with Gareth for the next seven days as a punishment for losing the bet,'' Pepe said, looking awfully smug.

    Cristiano rolled his eyes. ''Hang out with Bale for seven days? That has to be the lamest dare in the history of the world. We already talk to each other don't we?''

    Pepe folded his arms together and sighed. ''Not besides the necessary team conversations. Usually all you say to him is ''Good morning, good night and good game. Just give him a chance, he might surprise you yet,''

    Cristiano exhaled deep, knowing that he had little choice but to comply. ''Fine, I'll do it,''
    Seven days joined to the hip with Gareth Bale? How hard could that be?

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    52,454
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    4440
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    Stiles is Derek's new neighbor, and they're complete opposites with nothing in common.
    Except one thing...they're both lonely and can only find comfort in one another.

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    English
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    17,737
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    932
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    At the ripe old age of twenty two, the kind but awkward Moon leaves her snowy little town in Sinnoh to start a new life in Alola, which quickly turns into a bigger adventure than she ever imagined.

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    33,995
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1987
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    Alone. Tetsuya is alone. He has nothing left in this world. That is why he stands on the roof of a large building and leans forward with every intent of splattering on the ground.

    Akashi is the CEO of one of the largest corporations in the country. He's had an unusually frustrating day and decided to go to the roof to clear his head. That is when he see's a boy leaning over the ledge with every intent of falling.

    AU. Akakuro

    Will probably update at least twice a week

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    29
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1196
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    ‘ Why, Your Highness. As you’ve said before, I’ve seduce every prince in Goryeo. Did I manage to seduce you too?’

    Wang Yo loosen his grip from her braid. He had never expected for this. Never expected her to unknowingly reveal his darkest, deepest desire.

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    3,549
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Baldur believed he had found his purpose as a Grey Warden with a handful of powerful companions at his side to fight against the Blight consuming the Kingdom of Ferelden, but after a failed assassination attempt yields a new ally in the form of the assassin himself, Baldur realizes he never knew himself at all.

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    151,897
    Chapters:
    14/21
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    453
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    ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸웃유유¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸

    He drank the wine between Elsa's thighs as it dripped down his goatee while she breathed sunlight into her heart with her kiss.

    She used to think love was about loving one person. She used to think life only had room for one soul mate. Now when she thought of love, she did not think of one person; she thought of two.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    41
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    365
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    David Archuleta is a good student, maybe the best student. It’s totally fine with him when he doesn’t have anyone to partner up with for a group project in home economics; he's secretly thankful that he’ll have total control over everything. Yep, everything was going swimmingly until David Cook walked in the door.

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    16,529
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    19
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    The worst kind of otayuri domestic fluff played out in drabbles. All of this is basically a bunch of headcanons I have written out into a story. Please read it, it is honestly so much better than I make it sound lol.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,570
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    498
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    They are a mixture of chaos and calm. Two very different sides of the same coin that somehow belong together.

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    1,920
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    1
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    Very, very AU where Leslie Knope ends up in The Bad Place and annoys the hell out of Trevor. Because of course she does.

    It's possible there could be more drabbles? I'm not sure yet...

    Language:
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    Words:
    655
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    224
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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

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    English
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    8,085
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    296
    Kudos:
    1959
    Bookmarks:
    361
    Hits:
    15796
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    ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸유웃유¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸

    Somewhere between the modest smiles, countless drinks, nervous fidgets, and random politics,
    Elsa joked about how amusing it would be if polygamy was legal.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    674
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    A year-long lease, thin walls, and a pretty next-door neighbor with a penchant for singing outdated songs. Sesshoumaru could do worse.

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    English
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    4,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    214
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    Was it fate that they ended up being in the same train ride to her hometown together? How would their relationship blossom as Ryo decides to stay in her hometown for the entire summer? Friendship could bud into something more as fate gave them the opportunity to learn from one another and realize how similar they really are.

    Language:
    English
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    28,986
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1919
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    Drift spent a lifetime playing it safe, and staying under the radar. He's never risked anything on 'hunches', or 'feelings' before now. But he can see the writing on the wall, and he can no longer accept the consequences of his inaction, for himself, or for Fracture.

    Language:
    English
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    11,565
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    126
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    Quirky Danica isn't much of a planner and it gets her into trouble when everyone else expects her to grow up and be the adult she's supposed to be. When she misses her flight, she's prepared to be chastised once again by her family for being immature and lazy.

    Determined to get to New York to be with her family for Christmas, she joins up with a stranger named Tom heading the same way.

    Tom couldn't be more opposite of Danica. Tom loves schedules and rules. But when he finally decides to be spontaneous, it leads him to Danica and the two form an unlikely bond as they butt heads and get to know one another and learn what awaits the two of them in New York.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,625
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    176

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