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    And the saving grace is Sands actually likes the perpetual ache El gives.

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    "Fucking bells."

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    Sands clears his throat, swallows a thousand times, and says, "Playing hard to get?"

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    Sands is slumped down into the bowl of a white, rusted tub with masonry legs.

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    Only you can't look.

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    Like he'd never wondered what an eye popping sounded like.

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    Since the failed coup, El has found a measure of peace, living a quiet life as a mariachi. Until one night a man in black enters his cantina, and El discovers that everything he knows is very wrong.

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    2
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    8
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    2
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    Sands is not having a good day. But on the bright side, neither are the Mary Sues of the world. A parody of the children's book by the same name.

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    On Christmas Eve, El catches up to Sands in a dark alley.

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    Time. Music. Sex. This is what Sands has now.

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    It's all just a game. For now, though, El and Sands play by the rules.

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    Sands is on the hunt for the perfect puerco pibil

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    When an old friend betrays them, dark secrets in Sands' past come to light, forcing him to confront the madness within. Final story in the Still Standing trilogy.

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    2/2
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    6
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    8
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    1
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    153
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    The CIA finally comes looking for Sands, and El and Sands begin to understand how their fates are connected. Second in the Still Standing trilogy.

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    1
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    132
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    El takes Sands with him when he decides to go after the remains of Barillo's cartel. First in the Still Standing trilogy.

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    3
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    6
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    1
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    154
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    On the way to meet a man at a cockfight, Roque ends up face to face with Agent Sands, who really isn't keen on the interruption of his retirement thanks to Max, the Losers, and a little device that was supposed to end up in Area 51.

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    8
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    15
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    2
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    217
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    A tiny crossover courtesy of the Seventh Sanctum crossover generator.

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    Five months after Mexico, Sands finds himself teamed up (more or less) with the only person he's ever met who's as screwed-up as he is. The job should be simple, but there's soon way more at stake than either of them planned for.

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    5
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    A short back-story for Fideo and Lorenzo. It mainly focuses upon Fideo's point-of-view and centers around the assumption that the two are brothers, and not just friends. Can be read with limited to no knowledge of the movie/trilogy.

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