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    A series of short badfics written in 2015 for the fandomsecrets comm on Dreamwidth. The original thread is over here.

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    How close are the Slap Chop infomercial and Old Spice commercial sets to each other?

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    25
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    1/1
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    "Like two animal-covered ships, passing in the night." - dizmo

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    315
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    6
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    13
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    “The game's on the line, you’re the star of the team. You deserve to smell fresh, with a confident clean." A retarded fanfic.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Commercials are weird. I'm on a horse.

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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    322
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    Hello, Yuletiders. Look at your submission, now at mine, now back at your submission, now back at mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you sign up for Old Spice Guy next Yuletide, it could be in the same category as mine. I'm writing this summary while riding a horse backwards. Anything is possible when your fandom is Old Spice Guy!

    THE [dramatic voice reverb] PODFIC! [/dramatic voice reverb]

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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    1
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    207
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    podfic of helens78's story

     

     

    An Old Spice Man can never allow himself to be defined by something as rigid as societal expectations of sex.

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    1/1
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    7
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    3
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    215
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    Inspired by the Old Spice Kink Meme, which does not appear to be that active these days. Also, I suck at titles, whoops.

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    1/1
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    2
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    15
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    1
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    331
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    Old Spice Chaucer: The Poet Your Poet Could Write Like.

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    10
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    27
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    8
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    1147
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    Flo knows she's lucky to have the Old Spice Guy, but...

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    1
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    9
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    419
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    An Old Spice Man can never allow himself to be defined by something as rigid as societal expectations of sex.

    Language:
    English
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    722
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    842
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    Girl meets boy. And his horse.

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    324
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    Anthology of stories from the OldSpice_Kinkmeme

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    English
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    7
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    501
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    Hello, Lucy.

    Look at your lion. Now back to me. Now back to your lion. Now back to me.

    Sadly, he is not me.

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    Words:
    106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    976
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    Batman Smells... like Evelyn & Crabtree.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    955
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    (555):
    Hello, Ladies.
    Good night (1 bajillion) Bad night (0)

    Language:
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    686
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2247
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    The Pigeon finds someone who might be able to help him get a chance to drive the bus.

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    632
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    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    541
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    After Beowulf's death, the men of Geatland meet a strange and powerful warrior.

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    English
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    482
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    254
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    756
    Bookmarks:
    208
    Hits:
    15714
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    Four seasons in the life of the hot lesbian mercenary. Mjules' letter links to the relevant comic strips.

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    1/1
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    47
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    330
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    68
    Hits:
    4209
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    Why hello, Yuletide reader. Why don't you sit down for a bit? Get comfortable, because when you click my link you will be reading a work of such magnificence that you won't be able to look away, even if a crew of zombies breaks through your window and bites your neck.

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    2,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    9740

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