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    Camelot is cursed by an evil Sorceress. Arthur discovers what splendid men his knights are, how adorable Merlin is and exactly what sort of books one can order from obscure vendors in Cenred's kingdom.

    Arthur wished the latest sorceress had given him a pair of donkey's ears, or made everyone's hair fall out. Camelot, its long-suffering inhabitants and its King, were used to such magical mishaps. They could deal with it. Cursing Merlin with walking, talking ejaculations with a duty to report to Arthur each time Merlin decided to have a wank was irritating on a previously unknown scale. It was out of the ordinary, even for Camelot.

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    5,510
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1086
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    It was an honour to be invited in such a respected position.

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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    38
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    Ivan didn't want to ask why Sandoval had a bell affixed to his cock, and yet, somehow, he had to know.

    Words:
    401
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    184
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    Greir doesn't take prisoners...

    Words:
    298
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    181
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    It would be easy to assume by looking at his room that Sandoval was vain.

    Words:
    171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    79
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    I let people send me prompts on tumblr a lot. This is generally a poor choice on my part.

    Spoilers are everywhere, mind. And so, likely, are typos.

    Series
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    11,753
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    305
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    Sandoval catches a glimpse of the mistress's latest apprentice.

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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    132
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    There is a town in Maine. Then there's this other town in Maine...

    Words:
    2,292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    356
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    Greir fishes in her purse for a whole silver bit and hands it over, because it's almost always easier to get information out of someone you're overpaying. "What's the story with this notice?" she asks, flattening it across the bar. REWARD, it says in blocky, angry capitals. DEFEAT THE VAMPIRE LORD. There's a picture, more or less, suggesting a shadowy figure in a cloak with generically menacing intent.

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    2,203
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    318
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    Your portrait ranks forever in the pantheon of good taste and serves to charm even as it fails to inspire care. Pitching woo the Xoan way.

    Words:
    543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    386
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    Sandoval's penis is missing. This is the worst of days.

    Words:
    1,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    813
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    Sandoval was not appointed Lord High Ambassador of the Xoan Nation to the Court of the Mistress of the Skintillating Tower because of his innate diplomatic gifts, or for personal services to his Supreme Erectness the Tyrant of Xoa, or in order to prevent him from providing even more personal services to the Tyrant's nubile twin daughters...

    Words:
    1,068
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    796
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    It turns out that monks have a narrow and unimaginative definition of fun.

    Words:
    2,800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    830
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    Why did using Ivan as a rowboat seem like a good idea, anyway?

    Words:
    1,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    368
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    The Son of Kronar continues her mighty line in a rather unexpected way.

    Words:
    1,948
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    544
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    The Snow Queen heads out in a sleigh full of gifts to spread a little holiday cheer, Oglaf-style... and perhaps to find some for herself.

    Words:
    4,746
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    911
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    The short, storied naval career of Sandoval of Xoan.

    Words:
    1,208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    426
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    "I'm sure we just need to kiss more..."

    Words:
    570
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    431
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    Greir has heard the invincible shield maiden has treasure, and she has just the methods to get her to cooperate.

    Words:
    713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    370
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    Greir (Lesbian Mercenary) goes to pay the ransom for her brother Ivan.

    Words:
    160
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    321

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