Listing Bookmarks

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 2

    Summary

    Ryan has three rules he lives by: One, always wear a hat; two, only trust an Evans; and three, never, ever get involved with someone in the closet.

    30 May 2012

  2. Public Bookmark 6

    Summary

    Camelot is cursed by an evil Sorceress. Arthur discovers what splendid men his knights are, how adorable Merlin is and exactly what sort of books one can order from obscure vendors in Cenred's kingdom.

    Arthur wished the latest sorceress had given him a pair of donkey's ears, or made everyone's hair fall out. Camelot, its long-suffering inhabitants and its King, were used to such magical mishaps. They could deal with it. Cursing Merlin with walking, talking ejaculations with a duty to report to Arthur each time Merlin decided to have a wank was irritating on a previously unknown scale. It was out of the ordinary, even for Camelot.

    26 May 2012

  3. Public Bookmark 7

    Summary

    What it takes to get Rodney's full attention.

    14 May 2012

  4. Public Bookmark 2

    Summary

    I let people send me prompts on tumblr a lot. This is generally a poor choice on my part.

    Spoilers are everywhere, mind. And so, likely, are typos.

    12 May 2012

  5. Public Bookmark 1

    Summary

    There is a town in Maine. Then there's this other town in Maine...

    26 Apr 2012

  6. Public Bookmark 7

    Summary

    Sandoval's penis is missing. This is the worst of days.

    18 Apr 2012

  7. Public Bookmark 3

    Summary

    Ivan know that jerking off into glass jars could only last for so long...

    16 Apr 2012

  8. Public Bookmark 3

    Summary

    Ivan's washbasin suddenly being filled with tickly water was only the fourteenth-strangest thing that had happened to him that week...

    15 Apr 2012

  9. Public Bookmark 1

    Summary

    Why did using Ivan as a rowboat seem like a good idea, anyway?

    15 Apr 2012

  10. Public Bookmark 13

    Summary

    Sandoval was not appointed Lord High Ambassador of the Xoan Nation to the Court of the Mistress of the Skintillating Tower because of his innate diplomatic gifts, or for personal services to his Supreme Erectness the Tyrant of Xoa, or in order to prevent him from providing even more personal services to the Tyrant's nubile twin daughters...

    15 Apr 2012

  11. Public Bookmark 3

    Summary

    Your portrait ranks forever in the pantheon of good taste and serves to charm even as it fails to inspire care. Pitching woo the Xoan way.

    20 Mar 2012

  12. Rec 2

    Summary

    Greir fishes in her purse for a whole silver bit and hands it over, because it's almost always easier to get information out of someone you're overpaying. "What's the story with this notice?" she asks, flattening it across the bar. REWARD, it says in blocky, angry capitals. DEFEAT THE VAMPIRE LORD. There's a picture, more or less, suggesting a shadowy figure in a cloak with generically menacing intent.

    23 Feb 2012

  13. Rec 11

    Summary

    The Snow Queen heads out in a sleigh full of gifts to spread a little holiday cheer, Oglaf-style... and perhaps to find some for herself.

    18 Feb 2012

  14. Rec 9

    16 Feb 2012

    Notes

    Great creepy read!!

  15. Public Bookmark 7

    Summary

    It turns out that monks have a narrow and unimaginative definition of fun.

    31 Jan 2012

  16. Rec 3

    Summary

    The Son of Kronar continues her mighty line in a rather unexpected way.

    29 Dec 2011

  17. Rec 2

    Summary

    The short, storied naval career of Sandoval of Xoan.

    28 Dec 2011

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  18. Rec 3

    Summary

    Do not read at work. Do not try this at home. Do not pass Go.

    22 Mar 2011

  19. Public Bookmark 37

    Summary

    Four seasons in the life of the hot lesbian mercenary. Mjules' letter links to the relevant comic strips.

    22 Jan 2011

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  20. Rec 19

    Summary

    Kronar's son was named Beth, and she knew from very early on that she was different. She wore the Bow of Honor, after all, and none of the other kids got to fight wolves until they were at least three.

    2 Jan 2011

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    Notes

    Perfect in the same gloriously off-kilter way as canon.

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