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    Originally a fill posted at norsekink in response to the prompt:

    "After the Avengers capture Loki at the end of the movie, they lock him up as a precaution before shipping him off to Asgard. And being the good guys, they decide to give him the chance to bathe and dress in clean clothes instead of sleeping in his own dirty rags.

    The problem is, without the whole battle gear and the drawn and mean look, Loki looks surprisingly young, which prompts the Avengers to ask Thor just how old Loki really is. Of course Loki is centuries old, but Thor tells them that in human standard, Loki would still be considered underage!

    Cue to horrified Avengers who wants to know exactly what sort of crappy home life Loki must have had to end up like this before even reaching adulthood."

    It rather spiralled from there into a behemoth, now in the process of being edited and hopefully cleaned of glaring plotholes! Updated daily.

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    In which Thor spends a day hunting with his friends and returns to the palace in high spirits, only to realize that he's forgotten his little brother's birthday and that Loki has been in his bedroom, crying, for hours.

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    Thor AU: Loki is a prince of Jotunnheim, the youngest of Laufey and a runt among the ice giants, when his father loses the war with Odin’s kingdom, he gives his youngest to the king of Asgard as a part of the peace treaty, and Odin gives Loki to Thor. The two princes don't get along well at first.

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    Tony Stark n'est qu'une fraction d'un esprit infiniment plus large. Des milliers d'autres vies ont déja été vécues avant. Mais cette fois, il n'y en aura plus après.
    Tony Stark s'efface. Il est temps pour lui de redevenir celui qu'il était lorsqu'il est né, près de 10 millénaires plus tôt.
    Mais s'efface ne veut pas dire qu'il n'est plus. Il n'est qu'une fraction. Mais la fraction la plus proche de tout ce que l'esprit était avant de mourir. A présent que deux enfants dieux l'ont réveillés définitivement, il est plus que temps pour lui de rétablir son royaume.

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    Loki's sentence for his invasion of Earth is Punishment by Ordeal. During this ordeal his once almost-wife, Sigyn, appears to help him through it and support his plan from inside his confinement. When Odin suddenly releases Loki to Earth with Thor, the brothers get a chance to reconcile before it becomes apparent that something is wrong back home and Sigyn returns to Midgard with the news Loki had suffered so much to make sure never happened. The Other has made it to the Nine Realms, Asgard lies in ruins and the sons of Odin are called upon to meet their fate.

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    In return for quelling Laufey's rebellion, Odin gives Thor Laufey's youngest son as a slave. Captured and alone, Loki waits in fear of what he will suffer at Thor's hands. However, Thor turns out to be much kinder than Loki expected him to be.

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    Thor returns to Asgard with his brother in chains. Loki doesn't seem to have much to say for himself, but Thor makes up for him.

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    When a call back to Asgard snatches Loki away, Toni is left worrying. A prolonged stay in the Land of the Gods can change a lot for them both, and it might take desperate actions to keep them together. Provided things don't tear them apart first.

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    After the events in Manhattan and upon punishment, Loki is thrown back to Midgar. Powerless and without any recollection of what happened before he woke up on Earth, Loki works at the local Starbucks and struggles to pay his bills and keep food on his table.

    On top of his struggles, everybody seems to be wary of him for a reason that Loki cannot recall. People are not kind to him, businesses refuse to give him a job, and his hours at Starbucks keep getting reduced. Stressed and worried that he won't be able to pay his bills, Loki is quickly falling into depression.

    One day the well known billionaire, Tony Stark, walks into Starbucks to purchase coffee for his coworkers and himself and is met with an all too familiar face, a face that haunts his nightmares. But the fact that Loki cannot remember anything strikes him as odd and even more fascinating.

    Follow along as their story unfolds.

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    When Kozmotis first locks eyes with the youngest Asgardian prince, he sees the end of worlds.

    Odd, then, that he doesn't slaughter that threat.

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    In response to a jumbled mix of prompts set before me and a plea for me to take them on and make something of them, behold!

    An AU wherein Thor is working with the Avengers on Earth both as a way of preparing himself for kingship but also as a means of improving diplomatic relationships between Asgard and Midgard. Celebrating a victory by throwing a feast for himself and Captain America in honour of their most recent successful partnership, Thor could not have anticipated the turn the evening would take when his comrade in arms and his little brother are found in a compromising position by Odin and Frigga, or that they would demand such a price of Earth - and of Loki - as redress in the name of Asgard's honour.

    But is it truly out of care for Loki, or are there deeper machinations at work?

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    Most people take calculated risks. Tony Stark takes calculated insanities.

    Like telling the God-King Odin to shut up.

    Like trying to find warmth in a spy with a heart colder than Russia in winter.

    Like trying to learn magic when no human's learned it in god knows how long.

    ...Like finding the God of Chaos in a crater in Russia, and deciding to help him out.

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    “Congratulations, Stark. You impregnated the insane Norse god of mischief, who is currently about to give birth to your half breed child down in the medical wing.”

    Okay, that does sound like it’s Tony’s fault, but he’s pretty sure he’d remember sleeping with Loki of all people.

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    19/?
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    Because Loki is so open legged minded and can't help getting knocked up siring children, Odin, being A++ parent that he is, suggest that he get a new hobby - knitting.

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    Thor's father dies and leaves him a shaving kit full of money and a note. The aftermath of this leads to a brother and a nephew he never knew he had. And, of course, Thor just has to go ahead and fall in love with his newly discovered brother. A People Like Us Human AU

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    And Loki lets go.

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    Like anyone else his age who has never really fitted in and has reached that difficult transitionary stage between neglected, awkwardly-grown child, and embittered, damaged almost-adult, Loki does his utmost to dissociate himself with everything going on around him, and he's well aware of what he's doing. That doesn't stop Sigyn forcing him to look at his life and choices and make something of the ones that aren't complete bullshit and fuckery, and it certainly doesn't prevent Loki from becoming involved in something he never envisioned happening to someone like him with someone he barely knows who isn't so much making Loki play by the rules as he goes along with Loki's way of doing things as he is gradually showing Loki how to do things unconventionally without disregarding all the bits that make doing it at all worthwhile and good.

    Maybe Loki should have considered the consequences of his actions more thoroughly before diving headfirst into something he can't accept being all too ready for because it might be good for him.

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    As punishment for bringing war to Midgard, Loki is bound to Valaskjálf... and to his Jotun form. Now he haunts the rooms of Odin's hall as a ghost, making malice and misery for all who dwell within. When Odin refuses to act, Thor seeks the council of his mother, who tells him of her original plans for raising their resident Jotun foundling: not as Thor's brother, but his betrothed...

    This is the the story of that. And also what came after.

    “If there is one thing I have learnt,” he says, face turned up towards the sun, “it is ever will people believe two things. One, that I am a fool. And two, that Loki a traitor.”

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    Loki vanishes from Asgard, and it has believed that he has escaped, but when he is found,bloody and broken, by a rather bewildered group of super heroes, they start to wonder whether all is as it seems...

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    Random civilian photographers looking to make a quick buck and the consequences thereof.
    How a single photograph can ruin everything for Tony and Loki

    SpontaneousSmut! at the start because we couldn't resist <3

    A continuation from Butterflies Are Only Good At Cleaning Shoes but you don't need to read it to understand what's going on.
    Written as a role play between StandingMoonlit and GorgeousMorning NotQuiteScottFitzgerald

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    11/?
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    5
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