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    The Adventures of Loki and Sigyn in Midgard as told to Bragi the Skald by Sir Anthony Stark, or: In which, Loki tries to figure out redemption, Sigyn tries figure out how to protect her husband, Thor tries to figure out the toaster oven, and Tony Stark tries to figure out how he got into this mess in the first place.

    This fic is not canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Universe Earth-616 or Norse mythology, but it will beg, borrow, steal and bastardize from all three from time to time. After all, if the Poetic Edda says the first Frost Giant was licked into existence by a primeval cow and there’s an alt-Marvel universe where Captain America fights Nazi zombies alongside Howard the Duck, I should be able to do what I want.

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    Loki's always, kinda, sorta, probably, definitely had a crush on his older brother, which yes, is weird as hell, but he's always comforted himself with the fact that since it's never gonna happen. Like, have you seen Thor? Even if they weren't brothers, which they are, he wouldn't need to waste his time with Loki.

    But then it does, happen that is. Somehow, someway, sweatily and repeatedly.

    Which is fine, right, because the worse that could happen is their parents finding out, and there's no chance of that with how much they work. And they wouldn't ever believe that their golden child would do something this bad if they even did.

    Except that's not the worst that can happen.
    (Spoiler alert: it turns out Loki can get pregnant.)

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    The first of three(?) stories in a series I've been writing for the last year. Takes more from Norse Myths than the comics, but centered on the MCU. Starts one century before Thor's planned coronation.

    Time travel isn't impossible even if you don't have the Time Gem, but using it to change anything more than a few days past is widely considered the most effective way to go insane. So when Loki receives a package apparently from his future self he is understandably concerned. The Wheel of Time continues to turn, and whatever happens in this iteration of the universe, Loki will not ignore this herald of dangers to come.

    Of course, that would require that he understood the message. Unfortunately, the package arrives when Loki is still a developing adolescent instead of in the week prior to Thor's coronation.

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    Something had happened the night of the feast. It was as if one moment they were in love—and now they weren't. Their lives had been pushed ajar and they could do nothing but wonder what had happened.

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    Tony should know better than to poke an alien sceptre that enthralles anyone it touches. He should, but he is Tony.

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    Tony Stark and Loki have known each other long before the attack on New York. Tony is shocked to find that Loki doesn't remember him at all, that hence the reason Tony being thrown out the window, that is until he's slammed to the ground by The Hulk. When Tony sneaks a peek at the beginning of interrogations he discovers that the Loki that attacked New York has seemingly woken up from some kind of mind control, and is begging for help.

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    For 'his' crimes Loki becomes focus of Odin's A+ parenting and looses his magic, Aesir skin and freedom; while Tony has to run SI, protect Jarvis from SHIELD(who get pushed by the World Council), not let the Arc Reactor burn him out and help Loki somehow.
    Also, this whole worship thing? It's somehow getting out of hand.

    This is a sequel to Worship of Chaos, tags will be added with the chapters, enjoy!

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    Thor takes a good look at Loki once he has hauled him back onto the quinjet, and realizes that there is something odd about Loki's eyes. Thor has grown and changed much in the last year, and no longer takes anything for granted. So he starts asking questions. It doesn't take long to figure out that Loki is not acting of his own free will.

    Tony Stark knows what it is to be forced to do as an enemy commands. Steve Rogers has seen the atrocities manipulative madmen are willing to commit. Clint, Logan, Bruce and Natasha have been subjected to said madmen. They all know what it is to lose themselves, and to seek redemption.

    Together, this band of broken heroes draws a line in the sand. They will not tolerate any tyrant, foreign or domestic. That includes Nick Fury and the WSC, who have used everyone on the team for their own aims. It includes Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross, who has hunted Bruce against all reason. It includes Odin, who treats his sons like commodities. And it includes Thanos, who has delusions of conquering Earth.

    Along the way, they learn to trust each other. They learn to help each other. They become a family.

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    Here’s the thing, right.

    Loki loves all of his children, despite what everyone else may think. He loves them, birth defects and all.

    So when he finds out he has another son, well.

    It looks like it’s time to use those secret pathways again.

    Or: Harry is Loki's son.

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    Clint likes to curl up the air duct above the main common room. He’s safe, protected, high, and has the comforting sounds of his teammates living their lives wafting up to him. Sometimes, though, he hears some rather… private conversations that, honestly, he never wanted to be a part of.

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    Among his mail, Odin Allfather finds an amber glass box—a form of mail that hasn't been used since he learned to walk. Inside the author offers him a story unparalleled to the ones he was so fond of sharing. The dark magic so ancient unfolds a tragedy beyond words, but it's the simmering fear that he knows who the anonymous sender is that keeps him awake. [A revenge story.]

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    "Oh, fucking hell, please, don't tell me Loki's my soulmate," Tony pleads tiredly and pushes his fingers into his eyes, pressing at his eyelids. She just smiles at him ruefully, and all Tony wants to do is cry.

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    In a final desperate bid to force Thor to share in his pain, Loki, cursed and imprisoned, uses borrowed power to trap his brother's lover with him for eternity unless someone is willing to take her place. He did not expect Darcy.

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    Queen Frigga takes matters, and Gungnir, into her own hands when Odin refuses to show Loki mercy. However, her act of benevolence and love for their youngest child sets off a sequence of events that no one could have foreseen. On the other hand, perhaps everyone has forgotten that the All-Mother is the goddess of love, marriage, and fate. Loki and Tony have a date with destiny and the queen will ensure that neither of them is late this time.

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    “Their minds, bodies, and souls will be imprisoned together until the end of time. That is my mercy in this,” Odin says.

    Loki watches as Odin touches his son’s forehead, engulfing the slain man in a bright light. When the light fades, his son’s dead body is gone.

    “You did this,” Loki growls. “You played them like pawns, and they are dead because of it.”

    Odin turns his attention to Loki, or more accurately to the girl in his arms.

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    After being dragged on another one of Thor's trivial quests, Loki stumbles upon some ruins adorned with markings of unfamiliar origin. What once was lost should have remained that way.

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    "Perished means died." Steve explained, sympathy all over his face.

    "We know what perished means!" Tony snapped.

     

    Tony, Bruce, and Thor are all children adopted by Phil Coulson when a horrible accident causes them to become orphans. The three of them are forced to move in with their eccentric distant relative, Loki Laufeyson, a terrible actor with terrible plans. Will the three of them escape with their fortune, and more importantly, their lives?

    (A spin-off of sorts with Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events.")

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    There's a pressure in his mind. It has been there for nearly as long as Loki can remember, but had grown worse after his last return from the healing rooms. Lately, it has gotten worse, and now he knows, he knows that someone had put it there. He needs to unravel the threads around his mind- his safe place- and remove what does not belong.

    Loki is not prepared for what he finds.

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    The Avengers are teenagers going to SHIELD Academy, a high school for potential SHIELD recruits. There, they meet Aurora Drake, who seems normal at first, but is hiding a terrible secret. Now it's up to them to stop an alien invasion of Earth, with no one but a stranded alien and a recently unfrozen Steve Rogers to help them.

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    “You think this is the worst that could happen to you?” The God-King asks and you can barely think straight, your heart is hammering so hard.
    “No.” You say, surprised the words are still coming. “Not by a long shot. But I think I’m pretty committed to my course now.” You look him straight in the eye and try not to lose your nerve. “So are you going to deal or not?”
    “For their lives?”
    “For their lives.”
    “I will take yours.” He says and for one heart stopping moment you think he’s going to kill you. And then it sinks in that, no, he means something far worse. Something you can’t even imagine.

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    Okay, you've read the tags - I mean them. Everything in the tags happens in this story. This is Loki at his unchained 'I've beaten the Avengers' worst. New York has fallen, the Avengers were unable to close the portal and the reader is a fourteen year old who was in the worst possible place at the worst possible time. I've made the child as genderless as I can to make immersion easier and I can guarantee you that there will be no easy rides for this character. They will not get raped/sexually abused, but might observe it. Any rape/sexual violence will have warnings at a chapter's start.

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