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    Loki Fjolnir is smarter than all the other kids at school, and finds it hard to make friends (none of them are smart enough to understand him). Add in a large and irritating family and it makes his life just a little bit tough. When his teacher suggests he joins a site to meet other intelligent children he decides to give it a shot.

    Anthony Stark (but please, just Tony) is in a similar situation - with a genius dad who doesn't care, and not allowed to build things in class, his boredom causes him to frustrate everyone around him. But things begin to get just a little bit boring when he meets a boy of his age, going by God of Mischief, through the site his teacher makes him join.

    At the age of eight the two meet through the internet, living similar lives continents away. Their shared interests and snark serves to bring them together and solidifies a friendship stronger than any either has had. But as they grow up, and they both turn to different means to deal with the difficulties of life, the distance makes it more difficult for the two to connect. But even if they do manage to meet, will their friendship be the same?

    (Here we see: Bad summary writing)

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    Queen Frigga takes matters, and Gungnir, into her own hands when Odin refuses to show Loki mercy. However, her act of benevolence and love for their youngest child sets off a sequence of events that no one could have foreseen. On the other hand, perhaps everyone has forgotten that the All-Mother is the goddess of love, marriage, and fate. Loki and Tony have a date with destiny and the queen will ensure that neither of them is late this time.

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    “You think this is the worst that could happen to you?” The God-King asks and you can barely think straight, your heart is hammering so hard.
    “No.” You say, surprised the words are still coming. “Not by a long shot. But I think I’m pretty committed to my course now.” You look him straight in the eye and try not to lose your nerve. “So are you going to deal or not?”
    “For their lives?”
    “For their lives.”
    “I will take yours.” He says and for one heart stopping moment you think he’s going to kill you. And then it sinks in that, no, he means something far worse. Something you can’t even imagine.

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    Okay, you've read the tags - I mean them. Everything in the tags happens in this story. This is Loki at his unchained 'I've beaten the Avengers' worst. New York has fallen, the Avengers were unable to close the portal and the reader is a fourteen year old who was in the worst possible place at the worst possible time. I've made the child as genderless as I can to make immersion easier and I can guarantee you that there will be no easy rides for this character. They will not get raped/sexually abused, but might observe it. Any rape/sexual violence will have warnings at a chapter's start.

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    Chapters:
    48/?
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    "Oh, fucking hell, please, don't tell me Loki's my soulmate," Tony pleads tiredly and pushes his fingers into his eyes, pressing at his eyelids. She just smiles at him ruefully, and all Tony wants to do is cry.

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    8/?
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    After New York battle time to go home, but would this be possible? Thor panicks as loki fell unconscious more paler and cold than ever if this was even possible fears of losing his brother again.
    Thor is protictive and the team start to ask questions and the truth needs to be told

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    100,681
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    50/?
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    20
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    When Frigga dies so does her magic. And without her magic the bindings she placed on Fenrir are obsolete. So now that Fenrir is free he seeks his siblings and his father, Loki.

    Naturally, the Avengers get mixed up. As they hear the tales these children have to tell they are forced to change their opinions of Loki, Asgard, and the King they never met but wish to strangle very much.

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    10/?
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    Tony Stark and Loki have known each other long before the attack on New York. Tony is shocked to find that Loki doesn't remember him at all, that hence the reason Tony being thrown out the window, that is until he's slammed to the ground by The Hulk. When Tony sneaks a peek at the beginning of interrogations he discovers that the Loki that attacked New York has seemingly woken up from some kind of mind control, and is begging for help.

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    Loki was a simple man. He had a great love of many things, but they could be boiled down into what he called his "four Fs". They consisted of: food, fucking, fashion, and firewater. Not necessarily in that order. Thanks to Odin he was able to live his life mostly peacefully, even if he was a captive. Thor had the pleasure of breaking up the monotony of his days while trying not to wake the beast that never quite slept....

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    4/?
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    8
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    450
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    A series of "Thor" fix-it vignettes in which catastrophe is averted when, as suggested by the title, characters actually *talk* to each other for once.

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    3/3
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    James and Lily Potter had a secret, one which led to Thanatos saving young Harry from a dreary life with the Dursleys and changed the face of the Second British Wizarding War before it ever began. Censored version at FF.net, uncensored (adult) content begins after chapter 10.

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    The Adventures of Loki and Sigyn in Midgard as told to Bragi the Skald by Sir Anthony Stark, or: In which, Loki tries to figure out redemption, Sigyn tries figure out how to protect her husband, Thor tries to figure out the toaster oven, and Tony Stark tries to figure out how he got into this mess in the first place.

    This fic is not canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Universe Earth-616 or Norse mythology, but it will beg, borrow, steal and bastardize from all three from time to time. After all, if the Poetic Edda says the first Frost Giant was licked into existence by a primeval cow and there’s an alt-Marvel universe where Captain America fights Nazi zombies alongside Howard the Duck, I should be able to do what I want.

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    9/?
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    I’m sure everyone at the end of The Dark World was curious about what exactly happened to the beloved Allfather, Odin, after seeing Loki disguising as him and sitting on the throne without Thor knowing. Did Loki kill Odin? Did he lock him far, far away? I’ve made my own theory (after drinking about two glasses of sparkling wine).

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    Growing up as an orphan, living in the shadow of your cousin Sif who managed to take your dream of being one of Asgard's Prince's companions in their travels, you instead found your own way in life, living as a simple apothecary with your oldest and closest friend. That is, until the younger prince of Asgard takes a special notice in you one afternoon and things are never quite the same.

    (yea, guess who sucks at summaries, originally posted to my DA and some on my tumblr, posting it here as well)

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    29/?
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    14
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    When Phil and Fury arrange for Phil's daughter, Jamie to marry Loki to secure an alliance between Earth and Asgard, they failed to mention that she hadn't consented.

    The Asgardians defend her. Maria finds her limit. And the Avengers say good-bye to SHIELD.

    And then there's the whole issue of Jamie's being the vessel for the Infinity Stones.

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    Loki wakes up after being beaten by the Hulk. The Chitauri! He must stop them. He has to get the Hulk to help him. This is a story about what would have happened if Loki helped stop the Chitauri and the butterfly effect afterwards with a small cat there to help.

    Very slow burn, it is Frostiron. I will mark chapters where graphic memories are described. Eventual new villain.

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    46/?
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    "I love you", Thor breathes.
    "I hate you", Loki lies.

    Thor is suddenly frightened by the thought of becoming king. For the day of coronation draws nearer he desperately needs some comfort and security. Being a grown up man he's too ashamed of his fears to turn to anyone but Loki.
    Loki, though, seems to be a bit unsettled by what his elder brother asks of him ... not to mention that what starts out weird yet innocent quickly grows into one serious, dramatic matter throwing the princes into whirls of sins and secrets far out of both their hands.

    In which Thor and Loki are unblameably perverted and mentally kind of instable.
     
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    NOTE that I deem chapter 2-7 in URGENT, chapter 8-13 in MEDIUM and chapter 14-17 in TEENSY need for artistic rework.
    Because they are quite old and so anus quality that they make me cringe all the time. They ARE enjoyable as is. But I am a perfectionist and GHA, just hope you read the story anyway. I love you if you do.

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    This is the story of Loki Laufeyson and Thor Odinson, who realise their feelings after far too many millennia to count and their journey of discovery of eachother.

    *Set after AA and before TDW*
    *Written in conjunction with my now very good friend Erin, and is ongoing, so hopefully a lot of chapters to be updated :) *

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    Willow's stuck on Other-Earth. Buffy's trapped on Asgard. There's probably a joke in there somewhere.

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    11,902
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    3
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    548
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    Frigga can't convince Odin to spare Loki’s life and Loki receives a death sentence for his crimes on Earth.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    6
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    352
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    To Loki, there is always something more important than revenge. Once he ascends the Allfather's throne, there is one thing that's a higher priority. And to get it back, he's going to have to release the Æsir's most deadly and feared prisoner. Thor can wait - but the prisoner? He's already waited long enough. AU.

    A rewrite of Thor with more mythology mixed in.

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    English
    Words:
    620
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    152

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