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    “The thing is... that somehow your brother has caused quite a lot of commotion even after his death in Svartalfheim.” Thor didn’t answer, but his eyes narrowed.
    “He seems to be quite skilled at evading Hel,” Fandral tried again.
    “What are you…?” implying, trying to say, claiming… Thor didn’t finish his sentence and took a step closer. Fandral held back a grimace.
    “I am saying that he is very skilled in getting lost on his way there, even though Helvegen is supposed to be a one-way road.” The glare he got from Thor was enough to stop the additional circles he was treading with his words. “As in, apparently he didn’t die.”

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    Or the fic where Loki has to build up a new identity in the middle of nowhere doing things he has never done before.

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    The Adventures of Loki and Sigyn in Midgard as told to Bragi the Skald by Sir Anthony Stark, or:
    In which, Loki tries to figure out redemption, Sigyn tries to protect her husband, Thor tries to figure out the toaster oven, and Tony Stark tries to figure out how he got into this mess in the first place.

    This fic is not canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Universe Earth-616 or Norse mythology, but it will beg, borrow, steal and bastardize from all three from time to time. After all, if the Poetic Edda says the first Frost Giant was licked into existence by a primeval cow and there’s an alt-Marvel universe where Captain America fights Nazi zombies alongside Howard the Duck, I should be able to do what I want.

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    When they were young, Loki hurt Thor. It was an accident, but that hardly mattered to Loki.

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    Is it weird to think that the ones we lost aren’t gone forever? To hope that they will return as they were before, unharmed?

    Anne Fae has asked her self this many times in past, she never thought she'd get an answer. When she is hired to ward the cell of a prisoner in SHIELD custody, she agrees to it. How was she to know her lost beloved was the one she was supposed to lock up?
    With a quick change of plans, Anne Fae changes the course of the future, hopefully for the better.

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    Loki wakes up after being beaten by the Hulk. The Chitauri! He must stop them. He has to get the Hulk to help him. This is a story about what would have happened if Loki helped stop the Chitauri and the butterfly effect afterwards with a small cat there to help.

    Very slow burn, it is Frostiron. I will mark chapters where graphic memories are described. Eventual new villain.

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    Instead of ending up in Asgard after the invasion, the Tesseract dumps Loki, Thor and Tony in an alternate universe. A universe where there are other versions of them. Basically, what if Loki met my Loki from Finally Belonging?

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    [Post-Avengers 2012 and a canon-divergence right after the first scene of Thor: The Dark World.]

    After a mysterious figure helps him escape the dungeons of Asgard, Loki plots revenge upon the House of Odin. Which might involve the Enchantress, a powerful artifact, an alluring Egyptian god, the Avengers, realm hopping, a few Greek gods thrown in just for fun, and dancing and getting drunk with said mysterious figure in Manhattan. And since this is a Loki story, it also has lots of lies, luck, poor decisions, angst, highjinks, seexxyy time, metaphors, symbolism, blatant playing around with different mythologies, lots of repeated themes and sentences because I like to think I am clever, and crows... lots of crows.

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    Loki is no longer a peaceful sleeper as Thor finds out. Thor is determined to understand the cause of it.

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    Tony Stark and Loki have known each other long before the attack on New York. Tony is shocked to find that Loki doesn't remember him at all, that hence the reason Tony being thrown out the window, that is until he's slammed to the ground by The Hulk. When Tony sneaks a peek at the beginning of interrogations he discovers that the Loki that attacked New York has seemingly woken up from some kind of mind control, and is begging for help.

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    "I am in love with Loki. I have been for years, and he loves me, as well. We've kept things quiet from you, but I cannot hide any longer. I wish to marry him, and make him my Queen. I know he could not produce me future Heirs, but I would have him no other way. He is my brother, he had been with me my whole life, and I want him to remain by my side as my bride. And if you cannot accept that, then you can have the crown back, Father."

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    Avengers AU. What if Erik hurriedly welcomes Loki to earth and so under the rules of sacred hospitality Loki can't go forward with his attack?

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    Tony Stark attends S.H.I.L.E.D Highschool where he is what everyone wants to be popular and smart as well as the son of the "Great" Howard stark and everything seems normal until Tony is swept of his feet by the new student from Norway...or is it England

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    For a norsekink prompt that I can no longer find the jest was: Odin cast a spell when Loki fell in the first movie, so that he would be sent somewhere to learn the lessons he needed to grow into a better man, his magic bound until he was worthy of it...but the lessons magic decided Loki needed wasn't the ones his father had in mind.

    When Loki is brought to Asgard in chains he realizes that his family isn't worth it and decides to stop trying to win Odin's approval...and his magic is freed.

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    Hela is not warm and fluffy. Nor is she Loki's daughter. She is a ancient creature, self-titled the Goddess of the Underworld who desperately searches for entertainment. A search that is difficult to find after existing for so long. To amuse herself she will watch the living, and currently she finds the trickster of Asgard highly entertaining.

    With her assistance Loki has returned from death to answer one question. But now Odin has died and Thor has abdicated his birthright in favor of Midgard. With the throne now placed at the feet of a still enraged God of Mischief, a man still grieving the loss of his mother, what will happen? Will he leave Thor to Midgard or torment his former brother? Will Sif and the Warriors 3 survive under Loki's thumb? Will he rule wisely...or will he bring bring about Ragnarok?

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    In which Loki’s marvelously self-indulgent display of egotism in Stuttgart is interrupted not just by the Avengers but also his long-suffering wife.

    This fic is not canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Universe Earth-616 or Norse mythology, but it will beg, borrow, steal and bastardize from all three from time to time. After all, if the Poetic Edda says the first Frost Giant was licked into existence by a primeval cow and there’s an alt-Marvel universe where Captain America fights Nazi zombies alongside Howard the Duck, I should be able to do what I want.

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    What happens when a brain-damaged Loki who's been abused and unwanted his whole life lands on Tony Stark's tower?

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    They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. For some people that rings truer than for others. For me, it is a reality written in the marrow of my bones.

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    Part 3 of The God Who... series, sequel to Part 1: The God Who Fell to Earth and Part 2: The God Who Built a World.

    The Avengers & friends return to Manhattan and expect life to continue as usual. Whether that's even a possibility with a memory-wiped god of mischief in their midst remains to be seen.

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    A series of oneshots centered around Allen Walker and those in each chapter who molest him. (Both Yaoi and Straight) Now up: Chapter 181: Consensual Mob x Allen

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    As Thor accidentally bumps into a very familiar looking child, he claims to be sure she is Loki's long dead daughter. This piques Avengers's interest, and they decide to investigate the child and her background. And so does Loki, who heard the whole thing accidentally. Bruce is not really amused, Tony is sometimes too amused and Natasha is so done.

    Hela, Fenrir and Jörmungandr (nowadays just Gandr) live compeletely normal lives, well as normal as you can. But the shit hits the fan faster than Gandr can mumble "Crapbaskets". Like living their lives weren't compeletely living hell already, as Gandr sometimes can accidentally turn into a giant snake, Fenrir looks a bit too much like a wolf sometimes and Hela can get stuck into shadows or disappear into them.

    And nothing will be a walk on sunshine anymore.

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