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    After Gandalf accidentally creates, possibly, one of the biggest mistakes that a wizard can make; Bilbo is left with the mind and body of his 4 year old self. Being to far into the journey to drop of the confused hobbit, Thorn and his company are forced to take care of the small tyke as they make their way through Mirkwood and into the Lonely Mountain.

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    The one where Bilbo gets turned into a kid and gains 13 overprotective uncles.

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    21/?
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    Dwarves hear the voice of their soulmate in their Heartsong. Hobbits are colorblind until they touch their soulmate.

    You would think that with all these handy hints, Thorin and Bilbo would come to their senses sooner.

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    2/?
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    32
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    123
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    36
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    884
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    When Bungo Baggins dies, Bag End and all his possessions should pass to the husband of his daughter and only child, Bilba. There is one small problem. Bilba doesn't have a husband and has never shown any inclination towards acquiring one. Bungo took account for that in his will in a manner Bilba did not expect. Luckily for her a wizard has other plans. And then things start getting complicated.

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    34/?
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    1049
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    1910
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    603
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    “You will lose ‘im if ye wait too long, mark me words.”

    What did Dwalin mean he would “lose” Bilbo? Lose him to what, to whom? Not another dwarf, surely.

    The idea was preposterous – absolutely outside the realm of belief.

    Wasn’t it?
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    In which Bilbo remains in Erebor, is loved by all, and Thorin has to find the strength to tell him how he feels before someone else does first.

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    3/?
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    44
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    242
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    3201
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    Three girls: Rosie, Frankie and Cece find themselves rolling off the side of a road and crashing in a thicket of trees. It's a tumble downhill, full of bumps, bruises but thankfully, no broken bones. Waking up from the crash, they find themselves somewhere magical, mysterious and that was certainly not home. Discovered by a strange-looking man, he leads them back to the main road...of Middle Earth.

    They are in the story of The Hobbit, trapped and unsure of how to get back. They are then faced with the fact that they will not be going home any time soon, so will they help the dwarves reclaim theirs?

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    57/57
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    187
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    266
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    49
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    5365
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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    51,192
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    307
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    1255
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    370
    Hits:
    18615
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    Thorin has the biggest crush on nerdy, glasses wearing, chubby Bilbo Baggins and Bilbo has the biggest crush on rugby athlete Thorin Durin. The problem is that none of them know that they like each other and poor low self-esteem Bilbo believes that he could never attract someone like Thorin.

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    53,113
    Chapters:
    16/?
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    175
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    577
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    98
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    13499
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    He was being forced to marry.

    It was the only way to keep Bag End.

    He didn't have much time and who would he choose.

    He does not want to marry.

    But the dwarf will do.

    Thorin had found his One but was not sure if he will be accepted.

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    1,117
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    18
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1803
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    „Chci, abys mi je vrátil,“ řekl mu Thorin a Bilbo věděl, že nikdy nezapomene, jak se u toho tvářil.

    Language:
    Čeština
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    3,043
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    8
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    42
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    this is a one shot I popped out in about 2 hours about Bilbo getting over the rings influence and getting a good old kiss for the king of the mountain.
    oblivious Bilbo and concerned Thorin (and company)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    30
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    6
    Hits:
    884
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    In which Bilbo realizes, right out of Goblintown, that using the ring in battle isn't always the best choice.

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    776
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    11
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    1
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    166
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    Lady Yavanna looked down upon her slumbering Hobbit, a soft smile gracing her lips. “This is only the beginning, my young Bilbo, on the morrow, your true work starts. I know you will do us proud, as you always have, in all splits.”

    “Aye, he will, wife of mine.” A deep voice rumbled, “Perhaps this little one will be strong enough to save what was once lost, that should not have been.”

    She sighed and leaned against him, “Indeed, husband. We shall wait and see what tapestry his thread spins.”

     

    Or the one where Bilbo goes into an Alternate Universe where their Bilbo Baggins died during the Fell Winter and their future is headed towards defeat.

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    6/?
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    1
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    224
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    672
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    285
    Hits:
    7891
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    Fíli and Kíli have spent decades searching for the last piece of their hearts, but meeting Bilbo is just the beginning of the tale. Because hobbits believe in love, not destiny and someone else catches their burglar's eye.

    Language:
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    110,866
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    239
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    6727
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    Thorin and Company come across a rare sight in their travels, the elusive female dwarf! (Dwarrowdam Mr. Baggins) However this dwarf seems to be living on her own and has very little knowledge of her people and customs! ('Tell me Fili, why is it she reminds me of mother sometimes?', 'not NOW Kili') Follow the new addition to the Company and the adventures they get up to as she discovers more about herself and those around her!

    (Just your standard re-telling of the Hobbit series with a bit of a 'what if' thrown in the middle. First time uploading and I also dont have a beta so if mistakes are spotted please let me know)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    3
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    25
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    3
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    392
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    All hobbits bore a deep secret. They had hidden their true forms for so long, any record of it had been erased from the histories of men and any other races who may have once known. So when Bilbo woke up on Ravenhill after the battle with furry legs and horns atop his head, he realized something was terribly wrong.

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    14,008
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    247
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    1070
    Bookmarks:
    233
    Hits:
    14712
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    Recently ahiddenkitty reblogged a photo of Bilbo on tumblr, and added some very interesting tags, here (http://ahiddenkitty.tumblr.com/post/158944395773 ). I was immediately inspired, and thought this would make a nice fanfic both as my birthday present to the fandom, and as a belated fic for 'An Unexpected Anniversary' which was on the 26th April.

    Enjoy!

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    2,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    336
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    2090
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    “Hello?” Bilbo answered cautiously. “Thorin?”
    “Hello, Bilbo,” came Thorin’s rich voice. The deep, rough tone never failed to send a chill down Bilbo’s spine. “Are you busy?”
    “I’m just having dinner …” Bilbo replied, hoping that he would not have to abandon his meal, as he had so many times previously. “Are you in trouble?”
    “No.”
    “About to be in trouble?”
    “No.”
    “Done something for which you should be in trouble?”
    “No.”

    In which Thorin fails at asking out his lawyer.

    Language:
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    2,433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2875
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    Bilbo isn't having a great deal of luck lately ... not in the dating department anyway. The only good things have been that new restaurant and the handsome waiter ... he's so nice!

    But Dwalin may have figured out exactly WHY Bilbo has been having such a bad time of it ...

    SUPER HUGE THANKS TO NERDEEART FOR ALL THE FABULOUS ARTWORK THROUGHOUT THIS FIC!!

    Language:
    English
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    17,519
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    159
    Kudos:
    588
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    5373
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    Bilbo had enough. Of everything. In general. He wants to smoke his pipe in peace and chase fauntlings off his lawn, thank you very much.
    He did not sign up for a surprise visit of an old family friend, an even more surprising visit of a band of dwarves, and an entirely unnecessary adventure.

    He also did not expect Thorin Oakenshield to be so bloody handsome.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    305
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3493
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    Bilbo has always been suspicious about blind dates. This, however, seems to really promising: a nice evening in his favourite restaurant with a charming man. But when things start to get wrong, Bilbo wonders is this blind date was a good idea … And it’s not helpful at all that the waiter is that handsome!
    At the same time, Thorin keeps telling himself that it isn't his way to pine after someone. But soon, he finds himself trying to explain to Bilbo why he messed up his date on purpose...

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    Words:
    7,713
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    276
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3132

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