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    As Hurricane BLAM blows through Kurt and Blaine’s apartment, Kurt seeks refuge in a cocktail bar. It is here that he bumps into Sebastian. It seems at first glance that his old nemesis hasn‘t changed a bit. But Kurt has, and slowly, he starts to realise that maybe Sebastian has too.

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    Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after,
    And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;
    He knew human folly like the back of his hand,
    And was greatly interested in armies and fleets;
    When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,
    And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

     

    W.H. Auden

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    The year was 1932. Millionaire auto mogul Burt absolutely forbade Kurt from marrying playboy Blaine Anderson. But Kurt had a plan - defy his father and make his way across the country to his one true love. For some reason which Kurt could not fathom, this Sebastian Smythe person insisted on accompanying him. Alternate universe that is similar to U.S. in the 1930s.

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    As another school year starts at NYADA, Kurt seemed to have it all. The respect of his teachers, a group of wonderful friends and best of all, getting to live with the man that he'd come to love. So of course, the universe would throw a few curve balls in his direction.

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    Kurt Hummel doesn't leave Dalton when Santana discovers David's homosexuality because while Dalton is far from perfect, it is on many counts better than the cesspool of homophobia that is McKinley. He has friends; glittery Jeff with the huge crush on Nick Duval, Flint with his skulls and gentle soul, he even has his friend Matthew who he likes kissing. Even if he has to deal with his ex-boyfriend who broke up with him for being too out there.
    He puts on Lady Gaga soundtracks in his room and lets himself dance. He shrugs out of constricting uniforms and dresses in clothes with their own language as often as possible.
    Then Sebastian Smythe transfers from Paris.

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    Agent Hummel is close to accomplishing his mission, but is told to get a move on; it’s time to finally close down on Anderson sr through his son Blaine. Personal costs be damned.

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    As Adam visits the hospital in Ohio, something happens that has never happened to the angel before; Kurt Hummel, a mortal man, looks straight at him.

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    The Warblers refuse to help Blaine propose, and Sebastian even goes a step further.

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    Set S6 ep1; Kurt is freshly single in NYC. Blaine wants him back, but Kurt is looking around for better prospects. When a song competition requires him to get in touch with former friends, Kurt finds an unlikely duet partner…

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    On a dare, Sebastian goes to a BDSM club, where he meets a young Dom and the club's owner, Kurt, who takes Sebastian on as his pet for the night.

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    It's the ten-year-class-reunion with a side dish of Glee-Club-drama. Kurt should have known.

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    Kurt sticks by his decision, Puck flirts a little and papa Burt is the best. No real surprise there.
    *Cute Little Divas sequel

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    Stiles first day at McKinkley High School. He reunites with some childhood friends he shared with Kurt as well as making new one...oh and he joined the Glee Cub and, seriously? People throw Slushies at you here instead of drinking them?

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    Kurt expects him to look disappointed, disgusted or something. That’s what Blaine would’ve done. But David Karofsky smiles at him and lifts his glass as if to say ‘enjoy yourself’. And then he gives Kurt those… those bedroom eyes, those your ass will never feel the same because of me eyes, those… those eyes that make him want to do things he swore he’d never do again.

    But this is what he’s used to, ignoring that age old longing and turning to the new guy.

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    The inevitable blowout happens the next glee period.
    “You bitch!” Rachel comes in shouting, and before Kurt can react there’s a smack and Santana’s head is whipping sideways.
    Kurt jumps up. “What the fuck, Rachel?”
    “You stole my spot!”
    Kurt raises an eyebrow. “Excuse you, Rachel, Santana earned it fair and square. And you can't slap people.”
    Rachel turns on her heel and storms out of the choir room.
    Santana turns to Kurt, a smirk on her face. “I'm going to New York, Hummel,” Santana says. “Fuck Lima, I'm getting away from this awful place and so are you. Why don’t you and I be roommates in NYC? Maybe find a place to room together so we don’t have to share with some diva?”
    “You sure you’ll be able to put up with my morning routine and cleanliness?”
    “As long as that includes no opera singing in the morning, then I’m all for it.”
    “It’s a deal, then.”
    They shake on it.

     

    Santana auditions for NYADA and her and Kurt get in. Life changes a lot.

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    A prompt from Tumblr :  “I asked people to help me move and you were the only one who showed up”. 

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    Kurt Hummel, diagnosed with Epilepsy at 6 years old. Finn Hudson, who never believed he'd be living with a brother who had seizures. But Kurt and Finn are good at hiding Kurt's condition. What happens when something occurs at Glee that causes all his secrets to leak out?

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    Kurt Hummel is getting a cup of coffee in a place where the zombies of his dreams are still almost walking. Maybe it's time to leave them behind.

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    "Kurt felt a laugh being ripped from his throat. “Really?”
    “Oh yeah. Might be the reason someone torched the place recently, actually. They didn’t want Anderson to be a teacher there,” Chandler giggled.
    Kurt’s chuckling tapered off. He looked into his coffee cup, and as he considered the swirls of coffee and milk, said, “I remember my dad telling me I looked like I was being driven to my execution. He was the one driving the car.”

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    What if Elliott hadn't mysteriously disappeared in season six, and had instead been there for Kurt in New York, following Kurt's breakup with Blaine? Elliott introduces Kurt to three of his friends, and Kurt starts a new band and a new life in New York.
    It's not only his life that changes.

    I always include links to YouTube for the music, and to videos that I feel will enhance your reading experience, in the Author's Notes at the bottom.

    Fair warning, the parts in this series that are separate from the main fic are mostly non-consecutive, with prequels and bonus scenes.

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    Love is not something that everybody get’s to have in their lives. Correction real love is not something that everybody has. Now fake love is something a lot of people go though, myself included. When I was 17 I thought I was in love with this amazing boy, but that turned out to be fake love.

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