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    What starts as a quiet night at Callahan's Place gets a little strange when some far off travelers arrive, each one bearing the same tale of woe. Of course that's nothing new to the regulars at Callahan's and excepting Raksha everyone who walks in crying walks out smiling.

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    Wendy Watson thought today was gonna be a "typical" Middleman day until she walked into a genuine Mexican standoff in the fake reception area for Jolly Fats Wehawkin Temp Agency A.K.A. Middleman HQ. Wendy didn't need to think about it, she fought her way through the group of people in front of her to be by the side of her boss, partner, and friend; The Middleman. "What the [BLEEP] is going on here? It is too [BLEEP] early for someone or a group of people wanting to kill us today!!!" Wendy looked up at her boss because he was standing on the reception desk and was completely shocked and disgusted when he said, "That man there. They're leader tried to rape me on a former case." Wendy slowly turned her gun's settings to the highest and said, "Oh, you [BLEEP] [BLEEP] rapist. We're gonna [BLEEP] kill you with EXTREME INTENT!!!" Just then the door behind them opened and a voice said, "WAIT!!! Hold your horses, you morons!"

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    Wendy didn't get her magic ride home. He didn't get his partner back. In another world, another Middleman gained a Dubbie.

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    20/?
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    1
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    Collection of 150 word-long Middleman ficlets done for a prompt challenge on LiveJournal. Mostly features Wendy and the Middleman.

    Canon-compliant. Spoilers for unaired episodes and comics (if any) will be marked.

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    5/?
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    When Wendy and Tyler are kidnapped by tiny astronauts, Lacey Thornfield knows there's one man who can help her bring them back. The only problem is that he's vanished into thin air. But that's a trivial matter for a resourceful confrontational spoken-word performance artist. The real struggle is convincing him to come back to the world he gave up.

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    1/1
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    54
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    8
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    I think I can figure it out. Music: Motion City Soundtrack.

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    1
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    Daria says a heartfelt goodbye to her family, and a grudging hello to her new classmates. She faces public embarrassment, awkward ice-breakers, scrutiny from her peers, and attacks on her senses (both physical and mental) before the day is through.

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    8/8
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    5
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    7
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    1
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    "So, this happens to you a lot?" "Oh, you know, just on days that end in y."

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    "Hey, what do I get my boss for Christmas-Epiphany-general-festival-of-expressing-love-through-capitalism-whatever?"

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    1/1
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    In which Christmas arrives four months early, Wendy is a Grinch, the Middleman may or may not still believe in Santa Claus, and the world is almost destroyed.

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    [Podfic of "The Ursine Therianthrope Divination" written by Kaneko]

    Mortals and succubi. It only ever ends in tears, and recriminations in the Underworld about who drained whose soul first.

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    1/1
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    Oh dear, someone has been spiking the milk again...

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    After busting a steampunk punk, Wendy just wants to catch up on her sleep - but the world of the weird has other ideas, as mysteriously animated objects appear in a nearby town.

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    "Oh, no, did someone try to stump the band with 'The Joker' again?"

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    They would merge into one mass of limbs and plush, like Voltron but cuddlier.

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    [Podfic of "The Latina Progenitor Invasion" written by LJC]

    Wendy Watson was having a day.

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    36
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    1/1
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    Wendy Watson was having a day.

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    The morning after. "Count on the two of you to take an act of sexual deviancy so overdone as to be almost be passé and turn it into a commentary on bohemian lineage through the ages."

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    2
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    7
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    1
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    Extra responsibilities come with being named Wendy.

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    Wendy's apartment building has an infestation that only a Middleman can clear out.

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    20
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    8
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    4
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