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    Spermatophagos ssp., whose notable species include S. minor, cataphractus, and vulgaris, are a group of limbless* invertebrates that parasitize trolls, burrowing into the genital opening and feeding on seminal fluid. Despite the obvious biological risk of hosting such a parasite, most species of this genus have been domesticated and are readily available for sale under the crude but evocative term "nookworm."

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    Kankri learns about nookworms.

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    I did a self challenge, writing a drabble for each letter of the alphabet, and posted it on Tumblr. This is a beta'd and slightly cleaned up reposting of those drabbles. Short, fast, and bite sized.
    Tags updated as I add chapters, and comments are always appreciated.

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    Sollux gets more than he bargains for out of his concupiscent toys when his two nookworms breed with each other.

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    In which Nehiri finds out that it's a bad idea to try feeding a mostly-wild nookworm.

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    Dave finds himself in a kismesissitude with none other than Karkat Vantas. He wonders where everything went wrong.
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    now with matespritship and happy sex and really nice things! Super fluffy and cute!

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    A little thing I wrote for a roleplay blog I have. Equius got a free nookworm from Tavros, and he doesn't want it to starve, but he's not sure if he wants to test it out.

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    Trolls with wings and sex worm-y things, what's a clown to do? When that clown is the Grand Goddamn Highblood, it's apparently "let them use the worm on you to prove you're hip and cool still".

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    A few of my friends said that they would work through Mituna's quirk to read a fanfiction. Thus, this was born.

    Warning! This could cause you to have extreme headaches from trying to read this! If you have past experiences with mental health issues and are easily triggered, please leave because I don't want to be the reason for an ax-murderer on the loose.

    4ll 1 h4v3 l34rn3d 0f M17un4'2 qu1rk 12 fr0m w1k1, 20 20rry 1f 1'v3 g07 17 wr0ng.

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    “I’m going to romance the fuck out of you,” you inform him. “I’m going to seduce you with an expensive dinner and romantic mood lighting and all that fun stuff, and then I’m going to take you home and blow your mind.”

    In Which The Human Protagonist Treats His Alternian Kismesprit To Several Courses Of Ridiculously Expensive Food And Seduces Him Throughout The Course Of The Meal Before Taking Him Home And Pailing His Brains Out. Includes: Mild Alcohol Use, Quadrant Fuckery, Nookworm Use, Blindfolding, Mild Consensual Rope Bondage, And Sloppy Makeouts In The Back Of A Taxi.

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    Dave and Terezi's conversation following Exes and "Oh"s.

    Featuring deletable_bird as the inimitable Dave Strider and NothingSoDivine as the entirely irreplaceable Terezi Pyrope.

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    Equius Zahhak, as it turns out, has a really great "o" face. You might need to pick another of these things up.

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    Jade finds something in Karkat's respite block which sparks one of the most awkward conversations in all of paradox space.

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    You said you'd show him how to do it and Karkat Vantas keeps his word.

    Karkat: make a nookworm disappear. Again.

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    That is the biggest damn nookworm you have ever seen. That cannot possibly be a real thing.

    Sollux: investigate further.

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    I finally got off my ass and wrote that GamNep Nookworm fic I promised I’d do I don’t know how many months ago. I know it’s rather short, but hey. It can always lead to more!

    Let me know what you guys think, alright? Feedback is always wonderful!

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    Sollux thought he ordered a game grub from a poorly translated site, but he got something completely different.

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    In which Tavros raises game grubs for a living and his 1337 haxx0r girlfriend happens to come across a cute stray grub crawling around the hive... (Hint: it's a nookworm)

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    You swear Sollux's hive is the most comforting place to be, especially at night.

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    The continued saga and likely conclusion of our glimpse into Life-According-to-Beforus-Karkat. Porn. Parenting, etc., etc., etc.

    In Which:
    Terezi subcontracts out her duties as Karkat’s moirail, Karkat objects, and Nepeta convinces him to try it anyway. (She totally paps that ass.)

    Karkat and Sollux discuss co-parenting in an entirely rational manner in which no one actually gets smacked, no matter how much they were asking for it.

    Karkat plays with three tiny gross troll spawn and contemplates the Empire.

    Nepeta is the wingless-fairy-ninja of kinky ‘rails with pails, and Aradia likewise proves to be a pervy inclade fancier, but actually has wings.

    Karkat finds himself surprisingly okay with life, the universe, and everything.

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