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It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Language and Masturbation Jokes.
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A day in the life of Clint Barton on a day when he doesn’t have to save the world.
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So a mutant and a moron walk into a bar...
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Dämonenjäger Bobby trifft auf Wissenschaftler Walter. Übernatürliche Ereignisse, gefesselte Winchesters und Rachenymphen folgen umgehend.
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"Never too late." "To let go."
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- Part 3 of (change the pace and just go slow)
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Do you have any other skills? (Like typing?) by cm (mumblemutter)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
7 Apr 2012
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Charles and Erik make a good team, it turns out. It just takes them a while to get there.
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Constable Sally Greenwood's had a long day. The Vicar calling to tell her about giant stuffed animals being sighted waddling purposefully down Holly Lane is... well, let's just say she has a fairly good idea who the culprits are.
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One Two's decided they need a boys' night out. Bob thinks this is utterly ridiculous, but goes along anyway. Hijinks. Possibly.
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While seeking a break from the stress of Nibelheim, Cloud accidentally saves the planet. The trick now, is in keeping it saved. This is pure crack, so consider yourselves warned.
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Charles sacrifices his virtue to save
the worldAmericathe world.Series
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It is the word they say when they can’t say.
[References to Hounds of Baskerville, but not very spoilery.]
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Sherlock is excited about his birthday. John didn't know about it, and thus didn't get him anything. Mrs. Hudson did, though.
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There's a new student at the mansion who likes Erik.
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- Part 1 of (change the pace and just go slow)
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Cloud überrascht Reno mit seinem Wissen...
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IDEK. Blame the kinkmeme. I do.
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- Part 4 of Things I Draw
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Kevin knows, he really does, that it's dangerous to take anything from Frankie. Don't drink juice Frankie hands you-- obvious. Don't eat food Frankie makes for you-- a well known Jonas fact. Don't sleep in your bed if Frankie has been in your room alone-- of course not. But in his defense, he was really, really sleepy when Frankie handed him the boomerang at breakfast. Frankie was just holding it, and was like, "Here, Kevin, take this totally innocuous boomerang which is totally new Jonas merch or something," and Kevin, well, Kevin took it, because he was tired, and that.
That is why he is currently standing in what might be Australia, surrounded by mostly naked men holding spears.
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(CRACK + CAFFEINE + OOC + bad porn + general silliness = this fic) Ever noticed the peculiar knobbly shape of the Elder Wand in the Harry Potter films? No wonder Dumbledore and Grindelwald wanted it so badly.
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For Dragovian, a ficlet featuring her favorite OC of mine. Sagewind is in trouble, and weighs her options.
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Starsky has an strange dream. Was it something he ate, or is someone trying to tell him something?
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