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In a desperate attempt to get David not to break up their secret relationship, Lee has committed to finally leave his wife and come out as David’s lover, even going so far as to actually suggesting they get married. In the heat of the moment, and clearly not being serious, David finally agreed to give them another chance if Lee actually were to get down on one knee and propose to him again except during the recording of next week’s episode of “Would I lie to you?”
It’s now been a week.
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- Part 2 of Laugh all the way to the show
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Blood, Sweat and Strippers by KiliMouse
British Actor RPF, The Hobbit (2012) RPF, Hiddlebatch
18 May 2013
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Richard Armitage owns a strip club in which Benedict is a bartender and Tom and Dean are strippers. Aidan Turner is a boy in trouble, and it all gets a bit out of hand from there.
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"Julian is only special by association"
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Noel wants to watch porn.
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- 1/1
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Spanx and Suggestibility, Or, Nobody's Perfect by oonaseckar
X-Men: First Class (2011) RPF, British Comedian RPF, The Royle Family RPF, The IT Crowd RPF, The Mighty Boosh RPF
9 Feb 2013
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Disclaimer: this work is not an accurate biographical account of any period in the lives of James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, or any living named person. As far as I know.
Spanx, Inc., the company responsible for the fine feminine rear-end sculpting product Spanx, are also nothing to do with my property or financial holdings (sadly), nor are any aspersions or endorsement of their product intended.
Al Pacino, Al Pacino in a ballgown, stuffed gorillas, Keira Knightley, gorillas on the loose, cockney!Kevin Bacon, gorillas in babydolls. Astronomy metaphors with alarming anatomical implications. Jason Statham. Oh yes, and James and Michael.
Period is the early 2000s: all actor characters are unsuccessful or struggling actors, unless otherwise specified. Except Al Pacino. You can safely assume Al Pacino is doing all right.
References: Ibsen, Wu-Tang Clan, Frank Sinatra, Doris Day, Harlan Ellison, Some Like It Hot (sub-title), Ice Cube, Tammy Wynette, Ayn Rand.
Entry for the 2012 Spring McFassy Fest.
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Noel is mugged on the streets of London.
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Picture the Two of Us in my Golden Submarine by corollary (weekend_exile)
British Actor RPF, British Comedian RPF, Actor RPF, Grandma's House (TV)
28 Dec 2012
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It begins, as most troublesome things do, with a blowjob.
The adventures of two skinny men trying to make sense of life, each other, and other such absurdities.
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England Prevails by Sapphy
Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV), Being Human (UK), Thick of It (UK), V for Vendetta (2005), V for Vendetta (comic), British Comedian RPF
29 Nov 2012
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Humanity will not be defeated. Humanity will not be corrupted. The vampires, the homosexuals, the Muslims, they're trying to destroy us, but despite their best efforts, England Prevails.
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This was meant to be a series of snippets about how the boys are and are not a romantic couple. I went wrong and now it's an epic tale of unconventional love.
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Chris Corner conquers another day using his poetic wiles and cunning.
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AU: It's work experience week at Noel's school. Noel gets to work, uh, "under" Mr Barratt.
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Julian wakes up from a nightmare.
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100 word drabble.
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- 100
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Noel makes tea too late at night and Julian thinks it's just about the most brilliant thing ever.
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Noel goes to visit Fantasy Man in the night-times.
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Noel and Julian take a holiday
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- 883
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Julian can't quite give it up.
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- 239
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A quiet evening at the pool
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