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    N° 1 is attacked and soon Holly is effectively incapacitated as her magic backfires

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    To save his friends time and strife, Artemis writes all their official post-crisis incident reports. This arrangement works well for everybody, until suddenly it doesn't.

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    In the aftermath of "The Great Techno Crash" and the events of The Last Guadian, the world is moving ever forward, and Artemis and Holly do the same.

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    It was a blank, black notebook left on the ground, with no owner. Opal was much too gleeful when she discovered what it did. Artemis and Holly won't let her get away without at least trying to solve her puzzles, but their own uneasy past will complicate matters. And Myles and Beckett are fighting their own war.

    "The human whose name is written in this notebook shall die!"

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    In which Angeline decides to celebrate Artemis' twenty-first birthday the traditional Fowl way - complete with folk music, merrymaking and Irish step-dancing - and Artemis feels like weeping. Hilarity Ensues. Epilogue to The Last Guardian.

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    "Today marks the passage of perhaps the greatest and most influential mind of this century, and I'm sure many more to come."

    "Alright," Mulch started, holding up his fourth bottle of 25-year-old French wine, "First of all, good job on how not-conceited you've become since you were twelve. I can tell you worked hard on that."

     

    Artemis Fowl II has lived a long and prosperous life, and his last words are very important to him.

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    Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 19: Whatever Angeline said to Holly was terrifying.

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    20/?
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    A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

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    Just a little bit of fun with a 5-and-1 type story. Artemis Fowl really got lucky with kidnapping Holly Short. Things could have been...a lot more interesting.

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