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    Ten years ago megastar Tony Stark quit acting to be a stay-at-home dad to adopted son Ian. With zero regrets, he's loving life alongside his husband Steve Rogers, aka Captain America to the millions of children who tune into his daily television show. However, the 15th anniversary of the day Tony's brother Mark went missing is coming up, and his agent Bucky Barnes reminds him that pretenders are going to come out of the woodwork again. Add to that, Ian suddenly wants to walk to school alone and call him 'Dad' instead of 'Daddy'. Tony's happy bubble is about to burst...

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    Gerard asks Frank to hurt him.

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    E se Saihara Shuichi fosse brasileiro? E se Ouma Kokichi ainda fosse japonês?

    Ouma é um imigrante japonês que veio estudar seu Ensino Médio no Brasil pois conseguiu uma bolsa de estudos gratuita no Colégio Pico da Esperança.
    Além do início de seu romance com um brasileiro, que outras aventuras o aguardam?

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    So I thought to myself: "What would the first half of season three be like if Zuko was there?" Suddenly a flood of scenes started to drown my brain. So I present for your amusement an AU version of the first half of season three where Zuko teaches the GAang about Fire Nation culture, he learns about the other three nations, everyone forms strong friendships, and there's way more horrific and violent content because that's just how I roll.

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    It's already tough being a clown who's a bit hard on money and fulfillment- what happens when an exotic new attraction enters the carnival? Does this funfair become a battlefield or a stage set for love?

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    After Ultron, Steve got fed up with the world and took over Hydra. The rest of the world is depending on Tony to stop him. But how can Tony do that when he's plagued with reminders of the relationship he shared with Steve? Sometimes, he wants nothing more than to just stop fighting... Tony should learn to be careful what you wish for.

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    Thanks to the Plot Device Fairy (aka Shadi, aka Number One on Yami's Shit List), Yugi and friends encounter their badfic stand-ins, get roped into (among other things) a mermaid (er, merMAN) AU, and must battle the various and sundry evils of badly written fan fiction in their quest to find the ultimate power of the multiverse: the Millennium Spork.

    Or, you know, just an excuse to write everyone wildly sarcastic and meta, and poke fun at some of the fic that has tried to melt my brain over the years.

    Whichever.

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    Directly following the movie Skyfall. Q is unnerved by everything that has happened recently, and makes some bad decisions. James decides a little guidance is in order.

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    Matt and Dan attends an auction that goes sideways and Mark is left to clean Matt up after the debacle.

    Sequel to This Fucked Up Life We Lead and Don't Stop When The Red Lights Flash, makes more sense if you read them first.

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    Steve returns from the bathroom as soon as Bucky’s eyes close. “Buck!”
    He groans. “Nope. I’m going back to bed. Nope.”
    “Bucky.”
    “No.”
    “We’re going to be late.”
    “To what?”
    “Your surprise.” Steve waits for Bucky to move, gives up after a moment. Then, like an asshole, he settles his tiny ass on Bucky’s hips and fucking tickles him.
    “Goddammit, Steve,” Bucky nearly shrieks. He opens his eyes wide and pushes at Steve’s massive shoulders. “Off, off.”
    Steve relents, but doesn’t get off — apparently, it’s just too funny. He drops so they’re chest to chest, laughing so hard he’s making them both shake with it.
    “Stevie,” Bucky complains, but he’s smiling wide enough for it to hurt. It doesn’t quite hit the intended mark.

     

    A fic spanning from April 10th, 2011 to August 21st, 2016. Read as Bucky and Steve encounter relationship woes, superhero-dom, cute animals named after beloved characters, Bucky's hilarious family, tragedy, and the Accords. Not necessarily in that order.

    (Written for the 2018 Shrunkyclunks Bang!)

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    'There was a sharp intake of breath, and he didn’t know at first who it was, too in shock to even register until it echoed and got louder until it became the only thing he could focus on.'

     

    I admit I took this too far, its 2 in the morning I had to watch the puppy all day and I am shattered and stressed and war-torn. Guess I wanted my babies to feel the same? Or I am torturing myself?

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    Tsuna's Soul Mark spells out a word again and again, wrapping his hips like a belt. He assumes, despite the strange repetition, that it's one Soul Mark instead of many.

    His friends disagree.

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    TW: Anorexia recovery work, discussions of food feelings from that POV

    Bucky never should have told his therapist about the artichoke. Now she wants him to bake a cake.

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    Sentence prompt: "I pity the poor souls caught out in this."

    Comic has a very bad day.

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    Though she knows she should be wary, still she dares to venture back to someplace scary. What ghostly haunting will she turn loose? Ya know, besides just Beetlejuice? Four years have passed since Lydia Deetz stopped talking to her once best friend Beetlejuice. Now, she invites him back into her life in hopes of reconciling their friendship and obtaining his approval of her new fiance Victor Black. Emotionally armed for whatever her once dear friend might throw her way, she reaches out with her voice and calls back an old friend and reunites with other friends along the way. What will old BJ have to say about her engagement? Keep reading to see what unfolds for this odd pair.

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    A young woman has been working for the Fredbear Franchise ever since it started, even helped build the first animatronics. Over the years she has seen a lot of strange things, not limited to finding out the animatronics she considered her friends are actually alive. Not only that, but they seem to be sentient. Things only get stranger when her Uncle, the current owner of the restaurant, starts decommissioning some of the more dangerous animatronics for newer models.

    Things don't really start getting scary until a new person joins the day security. Soon her friends are acting erratically, even dangerous and she finds herself feeling afraid of the animatronics for the first time in her life. Just what's going on to cause this change in behavior and what connection does it have to the new guy on security? More importantly, will Rose find out the answers before the machines turn on her?

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    Keith and Lance are 19, pining for each other, are in a space war, and both are half human.
    Except only one of them knows that.
    (AKA the Au in which Lance is half mermaid and pines for Keith until they get together. Except, he's just a little nervous about getting in a relationship, because he's going to have to explain a few things.

    Like how he's part fish and can lay eggs. And have children.

    At least they're 25 and 26.

    Respectivly. )

    (AKA Lance and Keith have a 1/4 fish, 1/4 Galran, 1/2 human daughter named Nicole and the space fam dotes the hell out of her.)
    (AKA Keith and Lance take six years to get together offically and have a child after the space war.)

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    Clark has recently been classified as a Little. Lex wants to be his Caregiver, so they have a playdate as a sort of trial run. It goes well.

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    During a sleepless night, Bruce is unexpectedly joined by his sons.

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    A strange illness is sweeping over both Ponyville and Canterlot. With both Princesses sick, its up to Twilight and her friends to figure out what's going on and stop it. Will they be successful or will outside help intervene?

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