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    It’s the most wonderful time of the year… unless you are Kylo Ren, a very single lawyer living in New York, who has three weeks to find a girlfriend to bring home for Christmas with his estranged family. The request his boss had doesn’t help! Nor the fact that the young British Art student he hires as his “girlfriend” is so damn cute. And don’t get him started on the snowstorm!

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    Написано для старбаксного феста валентинок по заявке "Хочу упорос с вакандийским сексом".

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    I am The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime. The Man Who Laughs.

    And this is my confession.

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    As a soldier of the Macedon Guard, Palla is sworn by duty to serve the current Arl of Hyram Valley, Michalis Drakon. His younger sister Minerva, recently appointed Guard-Captain, however, resents him for reasons unknown to Palla-- though she'll confront them head-on when she becomes Captain Minerva's trusted lieutenant. Meanwhile, Palla's younger sisters, Catria and Est, have their own problems-- Catria struggles under the persistent workload of having to care for Est and keep the house while Palla works to keep the three sisters afloat, and a chance meeting with Clair, nobility from Freygar, makes her feel truly young and independent. Through all of this, Est feels like a burden to her sisters, as she's too young to work and helping Catria only goes so far. She doesn't mean to cause trouble, but if she's gone for a time to help her friend Genny track down her absent mother, nobody will notice, right?

    As the time passes and tensions in Macedon conflict with Palla's ability to be there for her sisters, relations between them grow strained. What happens when it all comes to a head, and where will that leave them? Updates monthly.

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    Rogue plans on having some 'me time' by taking a trip to Valle Soleada, only to find she isn't the only one to have the same idea. Short but sweet Romy fluff, set after the Rogue & Gambit miniseries.

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    The Mark of Cain is hurting Dean, Sam, and Castiel. Two special Guardians are delivered to the Bunker. They do the job, but they weren't who the brothers were expecting. Castiel knew, but he enjoys watching the boys flounder, especially Dean.

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    KIND OF ON HIATUS, PLEASE BARE WITH ME ILY ALL! every time tyler struggles to find purpose, he tries to find reasons to stay alive. one day, that reason is josh – josh, the weirdly beautiful kid in his english class.

    tyler just hasn’t realized it yet.

    this is a HIGHSCHOOL AU, with lots of fluff & stuff!
    warning: suicidal thoughts, self harm, abuse, bullying, and many other triggers are used in this book. please be safe! x

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    Ten years ago megastar Tony Stark quit acting to be a stay-at-home dad to adopted son Ian. With zero regrets, he's loving life alongside his husband Steve Rogers, aka Captain America to the millions of children who tune into his daily television show. However, the 15th anniversary of the day Tony's brother Mark went missing is coming up, and his agent Bucky Barnes reminds him that pretenders are going to come out of the woodwork again. Add to that, Ian suddenly wants to walk to school alone and call him 'Dad' instead of 'Daddy'. Tony's happy bubble is about to burst...

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    It is 1989 and the Losers have defeated Pennywise or so they believe. A man with no memories of the past year, wakes to find himself in a nightmare that doesn't want to end. What does IT have to do with all of this? (A fans take on how Bill Skarsgard's character in Castle Rock ties in with IT.)

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    Just before Christmas Stiles finds himself in a different town hiding from everyone he knows, protecting the very secret that prompted him to escape from Beacon Hills and the madness of the Alpha Pack. With only an emotionally stunted ex-emissary in the know, can Stiles mend his broken heart and keep his precious secret safe?

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    Peter has been restless and Stiles worries about potential hijinks happening. Fortunately, Derek has an idea of what's going on. Everyone needs cuddles and a good book.

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    Gerard asks Frank to hurt him.

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    E se Saihara Shuichi fosse brasileiro? E se Ouma Kokichi ainda fosse japonês?

    Ouma é um imigrante japonês que veio estudar seu Ensino Médio no Brasil pois conseguiu uma bolsa de estudos gratuita no Colégio Pico da Esperança.
    Além do início de seu romance com um brasileiro, que outras aventuras o aguardam?

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    So I thought to myself: "What would the first half of season three be like if Zuko was there?" Suddenly a flood of scenes started to drown my brain. So I present for your amusement an AU version of the first half of season three where Zuko teaches the GAang about Fire Nation culture, he learns about the other three nations, everyone forms strong friendships, and there's way more horrific and violent content because that's just how I roll.

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    It's already tough being a clown who's a bit hard on money and fulfillment- what happens when an exotic new attraction enters the carnival? Does this funfair become a battlefield or a stage set for love?

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    After Ultron, Steve got fed up with the world and took over Hydra. The rest of the world is depending on Tony to stop him. But how can Tony do that when he's plagued with reminders of the relationship he shared with Steve? Sometimes, he wants nothing more than to just stop fighting... Tony should learn to be careful what you wish for.

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    Thanks to the Plot Device Fairy (aka Shadi, aka Number One on Yami's Shit List), Yugi and friends encounter their badfic stand-ins, get roped into (among other things) a mermaid (er, merMAN) AU, and must battle the various and sundry evils of badly written fan fiction in their quest to find the ultimate power of the multiverse: the Millennium Spork.

    Or, you know, just an excuse to write everyone wildly sarcastic and meta, and poke fun at some of the fic that has tried to melt my brain over the years.

    Whichever.

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    Directly following the movie Skyfall. Q is unnerved by everything that has happened recently, and makes some bad decisions. James decides a little guidance is in order.

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    Matt and Dan attends an auction that goes sideways and Mark is left to clean Matt up after the debacle.

    Sequel to This Fucked Up Life We Lead and Don't Stop When The Red Lights Flash, makes more sense if you read them first.

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    Steve returns from the bathroom as soon as Bucky’s eyes close. “Buck!”
    He groans. “Nope. I’m going back to bed. Nope.”
    “Bucky.”
    “No.”
    “We’re going to be late.”
    “To what?”
    “Your surprise.” Steve waits for Bucky to move, gives up after a moment. Then, like an asshole, he settles his tiny ass on Bucky’s hips and fucking tickles him.
    “Goddammit, Steve,” Bucky nearly shrieks. He opens his eyes wide and pushes at Steve’s massive shoulders. “Off, off.”
    Steve relents, but doesn’t get off — apparently, it’s just too funny. He drops so they’re chest to chest, laughing so hard he’s making them both shake with it.
    “Stevie,” Bucky complains, but he’s smiling wide enough for it to hurt. It doesn’t quite hit the intended mark.

     

    A fic spanning from April 10th, 2011 to August 21st, 2016. Read as Bucky and Steve encounter relationship woes, superhero-dom, cute animals named after beloved characters, Bucky's hilarious family, tragedy, and the Accords. Not necessarily in that order.

    (Written for the 2018 Shrunkyclunks Bang!)

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