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    Wanted: wife for one week

    Niles Crane needs to produce a wife for his Hong Kong publication deal to go without a hitch, and Daphne Moon is beautiful and intelligent enough to pull it off. She needs the money, and Niles swears he’ll be the perfect gentleman.

    Rule No.1:displays of affection in public only

    Keeping their hands on each other in public turns out to be surprisingly easy. It’s keeping them off in private that becomes the problem.

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    Summary: The espresso machine is broken. Oh, noes!
    Disclaimer: Not mine in so many ways.

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    Frasier gives bad advice that has bad consequences for poor Eddie.

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    Summary: Daphne wants a picnic, much to Nile’s chagrin.
    Disclaimer: So no, I don’t own anything.

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    Summary: Making plans sometimes isn’t very easy.
    Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine.

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    Summary: The brothers Crane attempt to write an opera. For Eddie.
    Disclaimer: Alas, I own nothing. Not even a plush Eddie.

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    The Seattle Cranes had gotten the wedding invitation four weeks previously, and for four solid weeks they had been trying vainly to process its contents, hoping that Frasier would call them up and tell them that it was a farce, that he wasn’t really marrying Diane Chambers [of the Boston Chambers, the invitation had taken care to note]. For once, both Niles and his father were in agreement about something, and that impossibility was too good to pass up.

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    Daphne gets her hair stuck in her hairdryer.

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    Written for the prompt: A short film about love.

    David wants to know what his parents argue about.

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    Summary: The brothers sort their candies.
    Disclaimer: I own nothing, more's the luck.
    Prompt: Sorting candy by color.

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    In this story two unlikely people come together to rescue love. Though a fan of the Niles/Daphne ongoing love affair, I wanted to see what would happen if Maris came to her senses and realized she’d been a total…well you know. All comments welcome.

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    Summary: Eddie's death leaves a hole.
    Disclaimer: If I owned any of this, I'd be sitting in the catbird seat.

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    Frasier distraught over the loss of Diane finds himself unable to cope with his feelings. Sam offers support and a suggestion that will take them cross country. What happens along the journey will redefine a friendship and perhaps heal old wounds.

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    There's nothing to hide now.

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    Dr. Niles Crane finds himself on a mysterious island. Data is there to greet him.

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    VID: Niles looks at Daphne and thinks, "Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?"

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    Niles considers what it means to be Daphne's friend.

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    Niles and Daphne are aging just like fine wine.

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    He loves everything about Daphne, the ridiculous things as well as the not-so-ridiculous things.

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    Even America's finest psychologists can't help but to be pulled into the Harry Potter trend.

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