12 Works in Niles Crane/Daphne Moon

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    Wanted: wife for one week

    Niles Crane needs to produce a wife for his Hong Kong publication deal to go without a hitch, and Daphne Moon is beautiful and intelligent enough to pull it off. She needs the money, and Niles swears he’ll be the perfect gentleman.

    Rule No.1:displays of affection in public only

    Keeping their hands on each other in public turns out to be surprisingly easy. It’s keeping them off in private that becomes the problem.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    93
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    14 Apr 2014

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    A series of fics written for Porn Battle XV, ranging from true drabbles to quadruple drabbles. Anything longer will be posted individually to the collection - see the notes at the beginning of the piece to locate fics by title, fandom, prompts and specific kinks.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    87/87
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    6512
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    Summary: Daphne wants a picnic, much to Nile’s chagrin.
    Disclaimer: So no, I don’t own anything.

    Language:
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    Words:
    566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
    Hits:
    44
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    Summary: Making plans sometimes isn’t very easy.
    Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    145
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    41
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    Daphne and Niles are invited to a high society dinner party whose highlight is a séance conducted by their hostess, but not all is at it appears and hjinks and misunderstandings ensue.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    1
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    95
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    Written for the prompt: A short film about love.

    David wants to know what his parents argue about.

    Language:
    English
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    435
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    98
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    There's nothing to hide now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    329
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    VID: Niles looks at Daphne and thinks, "Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?"

    Language:
    English
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    17
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    184
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    Niles considers what it means to be Daphne's friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    5
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    200
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    Niles and Daphne are aging just like fine wine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    291
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    He loves everything about Daphne, the ridiculous things as well as the not-so-ridiculous things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    284
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    Niles tries poetry to get through to Daphne. But how can someone else's words explain what's in his heart?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,281
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    303

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