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    Nick Fury wants to assemble the greatest team of wayward and troubled heroes, to save the world from the wrath of Loki, The God of Mischief and Lies. Do they have what it takes to save us, or will Loki win?

    (Sorta, kind of a Suicide Squad AU.)

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    Harry was in New York for business, however when he met Tony Stark in a bar he decided that business and pleasure didn't have to be mutually exclusive.

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    Harry crosses through the veil, and ends up in another universe, where there aren't any witches or wizards, but there are aliens, superheros, and secret agents.

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    The sequel to Working With What You Got.

    After being shot in an altercation, Clint has a strange reunion with his mother and undergoes a weird journey through the afterlife/his own subconscious to learn strange truths about himself.

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    A hacker accidentally gets SHIELDs attention after a botched intrusion, but manages to leak the information to the public. After years of being routinely hacked and unable to arrest the culprit, Fury figures that the best way to capture an evasive megalomaniac is to get another evasive megalomaniac to go after them.

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    Alternatively titled, "Five Times Nick Fury tried to recruit Batman, and one time Bruce Wayne almost said yes."

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    A few months after waking up from ice, Steve Rogers isn't adjusting well to the 21st century. When his therapist suggests he finds something that makes him happy- he finds Sebastian Stan, a celebrity who looks and sounds like his dead best friend.
    Mostly about Steve adjusting to Live in the 21st century and enjoying the future before he finds Bucky.

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    The Avengers have defeated Loki, and have saved New York, but that doesn't mean that their work is done. Especially not when a newcomer joins the Avengers. With a mysterious past riddled with intrigue and darkness, and a startling relationship with one Tony Stark. The only things more confusing is, why Natasha is suddenly getting jealous over nothing? And, why does Tony keep getting himself into these situations.

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    Kiedy w czasie walki Kapitan Ameryka zostaje ranny i jest nieprzytomny, dowodzenie obejmuje oczywiście Iron Man. Z tym, że oczywiste jest to tylko dla Avengerów - Nick Fury nie potrafi zrozumieć, jak doborowa grupa wojowników i szpiegów (plus jeden nieprzewidywalny potwór) może być posłuszna narcystycznemu przedsiębiorcy.

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    Nick fury has decided to host a talent show. All must participate. Including the lovely avengers team.

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    Steve made it to his room, unlocking the door.

    “Bucky, I’m back!” he called.

    “I’m in the bedroom.” Steve dropped his boots to the floor, ran a hand through his sweaty hair as he opened the door, only to find the most surprising of surprises.

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    Captain America was blank. Captain America didn’t have a soulmate. Until now. And apparently, she had grown tired of waiting for him.

    Phil sighed. Nick was going to be a nightmare when he found out about this.

    (Or: a soulmate AU where Darcy copes with being a blank by getting tattoos and SHIELD gets quite the surprise when Captain America gets defrosted.)

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    Phil Coulson and Clint Barton have a certain way of communicating with each other that causes a lot of miscommunication and misadventures, at least on the Avengers part. Everyone is confused, and somehow amidst all the mess, these two idiots find time to fall in love

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    Phillip J. Coulson is a bisexual, fucking badass SHIELD agent who can take your eyeballs and tongue out with a tie clip if you hand in your mission reports a single minute late.

    Clint Barton is a trans man who's just as fucking badass a SHIELD agent who can take out your balls with a palm-sized, glass globe paperweight.

    And this is the (slightly supernatural, slightly angsty but mostly funny, fluffy and smutty) love story of how Phillip and Clint meet and fall in love with each other for all time.

    (For those who aren't interested in reading the pregnancy/birth plots of the story, parts I and II make up the completed story for ya! Also, teaser art available for viewing under 'chapters' 3, 4 and 5!)

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    After a long mission in Rio, Bucky finally decides to marry Steven but how in the hell is he supposed to do that with all the other Avengers up his ass about it? Natasha is pregnant, Clint is depressed, Peter is torn between two and Loki is waging war on the world. Oh and did I mention that Steve is preggo? Life is hard for Bucky and its about to get a little harder.

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    Nick has no idea who's been making the little cocoa powder pictures in the coffee his best friend always brings him. So why is he in charge of an intelligence organisation?

    Disclaimer: I don't own any Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

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    There are two Christmas parties that S.H.I.E.L.D. agents deny ever happened: the Christmas party of 1945 and the Christmas party of 1997. The events chronicled below are what happened to one agent during the party of 1997.

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    Nick allowed himself a small smile and watched the strange little family rejoice. He had had his moment and more would certainly follow. But, this was their time now and they didn’t need him.
    In which Nick Fury would do anything to take care of his team, up to and including giving really good hugs, making really good cocoa and getting really shot. A lot.

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    Loki aveva guardato le prime immagini della covata con un guizzo di interesse.
    “Cosa sono?”.
    “Pinguini. Animali terrestri. Amano il freddo, sanno nuotare, mangiano pesci e sembrano delle suore”.
    Si era morso la lingua, perché Loki probabilmente gli avrebbe chiesto delle suore, posticipando la visione e quindi il sesso, ma il dio aveva ancora gli occhi fissi sui pinguini.
    “Hanno ali troppo piccole”, aveva commentato poi, la fronte corrugata.
    “Infatti, non sanno volare”.
    Dopo quest'ultima risposta era stato in procinto di ricercare il giusto film, ma il dio gli aveva afferrato il polso con delle tenaglie travestite da dita.
    “Prova a cambiare immagine e ti farò strangolare dalla tua stessa mano”.

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    Peter Parkers aunt and uncle are brutally murdered by Hydra agents when he is just a child. Rescued by SHIELD, Director Fury only knows of two people who can currently take young Peter in, even if Mr. Tony Stark is hesitant about it at first. Newly married Steve/Tony, superfamily, lemon in later chapters. Follows both Ultron and Amazing Spider-Man arcs loosely.

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