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    Diamonds Droog gets a hot tip on rival mobsters Nefarious Bawd and Pernicious Innovator. Obviously, he has no choice but to go to their lair alone.

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    “So what I was thinkin' was...” Oh goodness. It is never a good time for Mr Sleuth to say that. You almost dread what crazy scheme he is about to put into motion, yet both Mr Ace and yourself continue listening anyway. Perhaps you are just as insane as Mr Sleuth's schemes?

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    12/?
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    2014
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    So far, we've followed intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan as he attempts to hire The Midnight Crew to take down The Felt and a certain unknown mobster kingpin named The DMK. We've learned about his Troubles, met his Associates, learned some Secrets, reviewed the Investigation, and examined everyone's Lifestyle. Then we watched as everyone involved set out their Best Laid Plans. So now we'll finally see how all of this Ends. The series concludes with the chapters herein. You didn't think I'd leave you guys hanging, did you?

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    4/?
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    A series of shorts, shipping snippets written at school.

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    Sleuth tries to make his boyfriends breakfast, and quickly learns that Pulchritude alone can't make an omelet. Oneshot.

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    Brushing off a lack of memory becomes really difficult when Problem Sleuth starts finding evidence that he committed the very crimes he's dedicated himself to stopping. But with the evidence piling up, Sleuth might not be able to get out of being thrown in the slammer this time.

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    4
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    Hysterical Dame and Nervous Broad are detectives in the Crime rattled Midnight City. When Ms.Paint comes in with a serious case, will the duo be able to solve it and make sure Ms. Paint stays in front of bars rather than behind them?

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    Hysterical Dame is looking to have a very serious conversation with Problem Sleuth, but is promptly distracted by being extremely silly with her girlfriend.

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    Falling in love was easy. Figuring him out was harder.

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    So the day's almost here, the moment of truth, the final event, the big group party takedown of The Felt. The Midnight Crew's here. Team Sleuth is here. Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn sit down around the table with Jack Noir, Paolo Diamante, Clint Duccio and Hank Bachman to lay out their plans, say their peace, then head out their separate ways before the big heist. And prepare yourself, because we're introducing something you've never seen in A Legitimate Businessman before: CHAPTERS!!!!

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    43
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    1
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    You walk through the town, not to assert your dominance or get any business done, but instead to listen to the word on the streets.

    All you hear is the same things you’ve heard before, same things you can’t stop hearing ever since Scoff came around. Shit about how the Scoundrels ran circles around you and your Crew, got them all locked up. About how they took over the city in a matter of weeks. About how they killed the sleuths—even the Chosen Arbiter.

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    The man who would become Peccant Scofflaw has arrived in Metropolis Central. He is little more than a hobo, fresh out of the desert carrying only the clothes on his back and the sword on his hip. Someday, he will conquer this city. For now, he needs to figure out how to pay his rent.

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    6/?
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    3
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    From the "three headcanons about 'x' character meme on Tumblr!

    (I take requests on here too)

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    9/?
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    Dame and Broad just can't catch a break with the weather in this city.

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    She’s real. She has to be. You’re almost definitely totally certain that your alternate-universe opposite-sex doppelganger girlfriend is real.

    Okay, it sounds pretty silly when you put it like that.

    (Or, I was reminded that the ladies are imaginary and imaginary things can't exist in the real universe, and my brain went 'FIX THIS.')

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    There's an office in midtown with "PS, AD, & PI, Private Detectives" frosted on the glass. The three rivals turned partners were just trying to scratch out a living when they fell right in the middle of something big, something dangerous, something kept in a file marked 'MK'.

    Paul Shepard is a man possessed, hunting the man who hunts him and his team. Somewhere between the drug trafficking and extortion rackets, between the gambling rings and back alley brothels, Shepard finds help in the most unexpected of places.

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    28
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    Perks of a perfectly mundane apartment: you’re not trapped in it by weird puzzle shit. Drawbacks: sometimes the heat goes out. (Or, two roommates, a lot of blankets, and one brilliant stupid plan; or, this trope has nothing on NB and HD.)

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    Slick's on his way back to the hideout when he runs into a little abandoned troll.

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    The setting is a place called HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, and four students are about to embark on a MARVELOUS JOURNEY through the DANGEROUS WATERS OF ADOLESCENCE, as well as THE LESS DANGEROUS WATERS OF ORGANIZED CRIME. They are also ostensibly GOING TO LEARN MAGIC.

    And, quite possibly, there will be a great deal of KISSING ON THE FACE.

    (In which the Midnight Crew goes to Hogwarts, Spike writes unencumbered by a plot, and promotes all the ships.)

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    6/?
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    6
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    The first time you met Diamonds Droog, you outsmarted him.

    He was astounded, you’re sure of it. He hadn’t expected much from you and you ended up running him in circles. You won. It was a battle of wits, and you beat him.

    So he beat you. With his fists.

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