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    Life for you is odd, with your fucked up eyes, fucked up guardian, and fucked up brain, but you were used to it. You were just not expecting it to get even more fucked up, and that was exactly was was about to happen.

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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! Perhaps you could refer to them as drabbles, but given the subject matter "dribbles" seems more appropriate... Anyway, these mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr. They vary in length from one paragraph to 1000+ words, but generally don't have quite enough setup for me to want to post them as a standalone fic.

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    Your name is Roxy Lalonde and atm you are hella distracted by how totally cute all of your friends are.

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    Twelve trolls walk onto a rock hurtling through space....
    It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke.
    You really hope that's what this all turns out to be. A bad joke.

    (Oppositestuck, taking place on the meteor!)

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.

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    This is my own take on pet stuck, it may not be completely canonical with the actual au but oh well.

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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    “I really do believe a blaster and a higher understanding of mathematics will offer more safety than an unproved theory,” Jade said. “The Force. Midi-chlorians. I haven’t studied it much but the theory has some merit behind it, particularly concerning the Jedi Order, but I wouldn’t risk my life on the hope that when the time came, a mysterious Force would save me. Now granted, I am a scientist and I am not willing to say that the Force doesn’t exist at all. There’s too much evidence to support it. I’d just want to understand it before I trust it, that’s all.”
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    Years after Her Imperious Condescension secured control of the galaxy, the Rebellion fights for its freedom. Karkat Vantas wants no part in this fight, and wouldn't have even considered joining it had a couple of droids not fallen into his hands seemingly by chance. Along with John Egbert, a fucker who somehow believes he is Karkat's 'friend' and Psiioniic, an old Clone War general, Karkat gets swept into a fight he did not ask for, but now cannot refuse.
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    Onto the original trilogy for the Paradox Space Wars series! This is my HS/SW crossover series. The prequels have been posted. Updates every Sunday. Enjoy!

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    Eridan had been unable to speak for as long as he could remember, and anything before that he doesn't want too. When circumstances send him to live with his brother, he finds himself at a school for the first time in his life. As he learns how to deal with people and grow as a person, will he finally be able to face his past head on?

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    Karkat attends Death Weapon Meister Academy so he can achieve making his partner the ultimate Death Scythe. However, Lord Death decides that Karkat's partner is none only but Dave Strider himself, the most idiotic narccistic kid in school.

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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    BOOK ONE OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES

    A game has been presented to the school. Karkat knows this might be the chance he can show everyone how much of a leader he really can be. However, going on the run and trying to flee from a murderer is not what he and the other two teams had in mind.
    One life has gone, and another is sure to follow.
    The obvious answer would be to tell the cops, but if that happens,
    It is game over for everyone.
     

     

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Terezi will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses to see.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    Your name is Ezra Zavrotney and there does appear to be a demon on your cat perch.

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    Jane was captured by trolls when the Earth was invaded, now she was turned in a slave she need to learn how to live in Alternia with Gamzee's help and help a lowblood group of trolls fright against the highbloods.

    This is a history of a alternative universe where humans and lowblood trolls are slaves of the highbloods.

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    Dear Nepeta Leijon,
    As you have turned 8 sweeps old, we are proud to tell you that you have become a moirail for a high blood of Her Royal Condescensions (HRC) choice. This moriallegiance will include but is not limited to the following: pile(ing), pap-shooshing, and feeling jams. Please contact us as soon as possible and we will give you a list of further instructions and more information about your new relationship.

    Dear Mr. Zahhak,
    It has come to our concern that you have had many violent tendencies as of late, and have generally became more dangerous. We have speculated this is due to your incredible strength and the fact that you are a higher blooded troll. Because of this, we have assigned you a moirail to help keep these violent tendencies to a minimum. You assigned moirail will be an olive blooded troll named Nepeta Leijon, who is the same age as you, 8 sweeps old. We have already contacted Ms. Leijon and she is expected to arrive to your hive near the time of reading this.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Your name is Nepeta Piexes, and fuck, you are furious that troll bodies keep showing up in the water.

    And because you are a fuchsiablood, you decide to find yourself to source to this and give them a stern talking-to.

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    In any case, you weren’t particularly shocked when you find a body floating in the waves while on a swim that Feferi asked (read: forced) you to go on. The odd color of the blood, though, that piques your curiosity.

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