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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    The world was burning. Either that, or it was slowly being consumed by nothing. The memories are fuzzy. But still they remember a door opening and fleeing through it. Or maybe they just dreamed that bit. But here they are now, in a place just enough like home that it nose-dives straight into the uncanny valley when nice things start happening.

    And at the same time, two civilisations make an astonishing discovery. They actually share their orbit around the sun with a second planet. And if that wasn’t impossible enough, it shows alarming signs of being populated by another (arguably) intelligent species.

    The gods must be crazy.

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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    [[A long fic with significant focus on Karkat and Kanaya in a universe where, after a brutal three month war ending with a sudden change in politics, the Alternian Empire attempts to repair species relations by sending volunteers to live in the Sol system.]]

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    34/?
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    Stand before the light of a new world
    Watch as the old fades
    In a burst of green join the stars
    welcome home gods
    welcome to a new world
    a world you made
    forged in the powers twelve
    live among the people
    without their knowledge that you are more
    but beware
    no good thing lasts long
    beware when the offering must be given once more

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    A story following the various students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

    High School AU/fic based upon Battlestuck written by blinkocracy.

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    9/?
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    a lots going on here but karkat has been accused of murder that he didn't do, were going to find out who really did it

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    Doctor Equius Zahhak had no experience with kids. He had taken care of the trolls when they come in, sure, but he never had to raise anything. All of that changes when he must raise a troll of his own and take care of her. Then things go from bad to worse and he finds himself instead in a pale quadrant with that very troll-a thing he never expected. (Branches off of UFUT petstuck verse)

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    The Homestuck Characters have to say a few things to their fandom.

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    He's come to this place to die. He knows there's no hope of surviving, and he's already lost too much to turn back. The only goal he has left is to take some of these bastards down before he goes. He promised Crabdad that much.
    His name is Karkat Vantas, and these are the threshecutioner trials.
    His name is Karkat Vantas, and this is the reason he fights.
    If only it were simpler.

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    In an ordinary highschool, a multitude of homestuck characters have angsty teenage moments and everybody is connected, even if they don't know it.

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    10/?
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    I hate John Egbert.
    1.He dates Vriska.
    2.He is popular.
    3.He is attractive.
    4.He has high self esteem.
    5.He is cool.
    6.....

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    4/?
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    In the aftermath of the peaceful alliance between humans and trolls, one lonely starship struggles to provide tech support in a galaxy that just wants too much drama for its own good.

    One Sollux Captor, captain of said starship, gets caught up in a mystery that goes WAY beyond his job description.

    He also tries desperately not to find love in this galaxy, and of course runs face first into it.

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    15/15
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    In which the world - every world - is Ending, and all that's left is a Promise, a Bargain and a Grudge.

    Or, a bunch of assholes run around trying to keep the world (and every other world) from going BOOM.

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    It wasn’t until you hit 6 sweeps that they started to contact you for real. The first time that little red symbol showed up on your husktop screen you threw up. By then you knew what you didn’t know at 2, about the hemospectrum and the abhorrent colour of your blood and what that meant for you and you kept thinking, ‘This is it,’ you kept thinking, ‘they know, oh god they know, they know and I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I’m going to fucking die.’

    In which Karkat Vantas is the Second Sufferer. Or at least he's supposed to be.

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    A string of sweet moments, showing how Equius and Nepeta met and became friends and then moirails and then dead.

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    Equius doesn’t answer when you knock on his hive door. When it you open it yourself and step inside, well. You’re used to the broken bows and robots. What you aren’t used to seeing the floor positively littered with shattered robot parts. There’s a head lodged in the wall by its horns, you can already see at least one broken window, and oh dear, he’s even damaged some of his paintings. Once you see the bow shoved straight through his computer monitor, you go looking for him.

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    1/1
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    Hullo yes I am still here! I'm working on a new chapter for This is War, but in the mean time have some nonsense junk I wrote awhile back. It makes me laugh when I read it, and is clearly not serious. Just absolute nonsense I wrote when I was bored one day.

    Also rated teen because people die but in an absolutely ridiculous way.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    A humanstuck high school AU where the trolls learn the responsibility of having a baby through taking care of baby dolls for the weekend.

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    Chapters:
    5/10
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    Karkat Vantas was caught illegally downloading...music??
    He was sent to the home of the weirdest, ludicrously, mysterious jail in the country. Little did he know that the place wasn't just a jail, but also contains a sinister laboratory that experiments on humans.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    13
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    265

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