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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    (This is a fic focused primarily on Karkat Vantas but involving a whole lot of other characters and pairings, as well as chapters from many other POVs. It's set in a Trolls On Earth style AU that's pretty detailed. Concupiscent and conciliatory porn present but not the focus of the work. A lot more pale porn than other kinds, though.)

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    16/?
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    33
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    103
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    Gods are nearly impossible to kill, and it's unheard of to kill twelve of them. Well some fucker managed to do it.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have just been told that you're a God. Under any other circumstance you'd think they were crazy, however the person who informed you is literally made out of wind.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam and although you in no way are into tentacles, you believe you might make an exception for the Eldritch beauty that visits you in your dreams.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope and while you may be blind you are almost certain the man before you is made of fire.

    Your name is Tavros Nitram and did that dog just talk to you?

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    2/?
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    28/?
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    31
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    Sburb/Sgrub is over, Calliope is alive and all of the beta/alpha trolls who died are brought back to life. What sort of weird shenanigans will go down when three species composed entirely of teenagers are forced to work together? (Grammar mistakes I'm sorry U_U)

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    2/?
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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    39
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    4
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    Your name is reader, and you are about to read a Campstuck fanfiction. The author demands it.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    8
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    11
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    2
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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    Highschool sucks. Getting picked on constantly sucks even more. Karkat Vantas' life has never been anywhere near perfect. With his father's trial pending, he and his brother are left to fend for themselves in a new city. But could A certain sweet cat-girl melt this crab's bitter heart? In the Emerald City, anything is possible.

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    4/?
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    9
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    475
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    Moving is not fun period. Sometimes being a cheerleader sucks. Chess apparently is not a sport. Basketball in wheelchairs is harder than you think. Are cheerleaders supposed to be guys? Life sucks. Don't fall in love at a young age. Horses are better than people. Magic is for little kids. Being blind isn't a disability. Making friends isn't easy when people hate you. How do you get the girl? You shouldn't be laughed at for the wrong reasons. Stabbing people is not okay. Having hair that is too big.
    Kids will be kids, and sometimes they can act like trolls.

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    5,658
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    25
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    25
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    1
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    Not surprisingly, the supply of fit, sound of mind, willing siblings to pilot Jaegers is short. This is where academies designed to train new pilot candidates come in. Jade Harley, one of only 28 people to actually graduate from Pilot School in her year and be considered to pilot a Jaeger, has to learn people skills fast if she's going to be compatible enough with someone to actually pass above the other candidates and pilot a Jaeger. This isn't easy when most of her peers look down upon someone like her, who had to rely on good grades and dead parents (instead of money) to get into the academies in the first place. She tries her very best to be someone the other girls can like and maybe make a friend, but ends up getting an unexpected lesson on what companionship really means -- hopefully before the final exam!

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    13/?
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    14
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    28
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    When the world falls apart, four unlikely groups of children try to survive the zombie ridden North America. Will the Betty Crocker Corporation truly take over the world? Or will these teens be able to work together long enough to win back their freedom?

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    2/?
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    10
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    19
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    Relationships have been tagged. I will try to get to each relationship ((I SHIP IT ALLLLL))) but I don't know how many more chapters I will be getting up to....so yeah. To sum it up:

    In an au where there is no game but there are trolls and the whole troll stuff....yeah idk....Karkat had been discussing with the humans about taking a trip. Rose, being all therapist and shit, agreed and arranged for them to stay at a small beachside resort away from everything but with a bunch of shit to do. They left Karkat in charge of the whole organizing stuff. What else.....the whole gang is goin'......no ancestors....okay maybe just hints....

    #Triggers: Quadrants, hints of caliginous romance between Gamzee and Dave, hints of flushed romance, flushed romance, pale romance, beaches, swearing, crude jokes, crude jestures, maybe some undercover couple twister in later chapters

    This all depends on motivation....if people like it enough i might continue....please leave criticism and comments and if you want ideas (i will give credit for any idea used)).

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    There are sixteen teenagers to be found at Skaia Mental Institute. This is their story of how they deal with their problems and get freedom. There will be sad pasts found out. There will be violence and hatred. Will all of them be able to get free? Read and found out.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    1
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    701
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    4/?
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    =====> Vriska: Enter
    Plunged into a world of blood, murder, and darkness, Vriska struggles to do the right thing. When guilt overrides her dreams and her waking emotions and her life takes a turn for the worst, will she ever be the same?
    =====> Terezi: Enter
    Vriska is up to something, and she’s going to find out what. However, when things go out of control, will Terezi even survive the fight?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    23
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    1
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    301
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    Basically this is going to be a super long fic about the beta kids and trolls at Hogwarts. Yes, it is going to cover all seven years of their wizarding education. Boring stuff will be skipped, though.

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    3,830
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    1/1
    Comments:
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    3
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    acey fills prompts

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    16,015
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    18
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    74
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    4
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    2469
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    Now in high school, all twelve of these students must face general difficulties that are seen, along with the pressure and competition of choir. With the turmoil of the competing schools, can ties form or will the bonds of friendship be lost? Humanstuck AU. All 12 post-scratch trolls humanized and stuck in a high school.

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    English
    Words:
    11,381
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    676

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