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    You sigh. “What the hell are you doing in a fucking trash can?”
    “It’s for ironic purposes,” sounds a muffled response. Of course, you know who it is now by the response.

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    Since you'd been raised in the twenty-first century, you feel that you've come across everything zombie apocalypse themed: movies, video games, books. Though they're in the zombie genre, that's not truly what they're about. Each highlights something different, whether it's where the line is drawn between the humans and the infected as survivors lose what humanity they have left, or the glory of zombie hunting, or the deep interpersonal relationships created during such times of hardship. None of them accurately portray what it's actually like: brutal, meaningless, and, above all else, sad. There are so many metaphors and special meanings that writers use, but honestly, it's just incredibly sad.

    ...Though spending all of your time with Fef is definitely a plus.
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    Eridan Ampora and Feferi Peixes survive the zombie apocalypse, and despite what our narrator thinks, he is not a philosopher.

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    2/?
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    Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.

    It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.

    The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.

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    25/?
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    28
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    Alternate Title: In which Equius is involved in a machinery testing accident and becomes the unholy combination of Lara Croft and Neteri, involving Catgirl Shipping, Assumed Hemo-Slurs, One solicitation of red romance toward a troll with an already filled Matesprit quadrant, one declined solicitation of black romance.

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    Homestuck/Apocalypse AU. On an Alternia inhabited by trolls and humans, it was prophesied years ago that when the birth of the Son of the Messiah came to be, the world had only five sweeps remaining until the end. A baby boy is found on the steps of the MatriChurch, and is given the name Karkat Vantas--while a necklace of the Signless is found around his neck. The sign of the Messiah. Hidden away by his surrogate mother-sister Kanaya and her fellow Sisters, it is hoped that the prophecy won't come true--but when meteors are sighted on his fourteenth birthday, and demons and angels come a-knocking, the end seems to be coming, and there are two fates ahead of Karkat: kidnapped by the demons, who use his power to burn the world, or kidnapped by the angels, who use his power to 'cleanse' the world. As a last ditch effort, Kanaya elicits the Seer of Light's help, whose cousin is the Knight of Time--a Knight who will be paid handsomely if he can safely escort Karkat to the mysterious Altar of Blood on the other side of the planet, perhaps the only possible third option that will stop The End. The only problem? It's looking like Dave's falling for the New Messiah, whose blood will be spilled regardless of the option they choose.

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    6/27
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    A story in which a young mutant is given as tribute to the Grand Highblood and struggles to find his place in the world, ultimately coming to the conclusion that social reform is required. Involves over six separate duels (including two for quadrants), many scenes of violence, episode of traumatic flashbacks, multiple scenarios involving mind control, sexual encounters (both consensual and not), the destruction of no less than five fine seagoing vessels, blatant hemocaste desecration, even more blatant hemodiscrimination, two cases of mild quadrant vacillitation, one instance of quadrant fuckupery, and an inordinate amount of swearing. May not be appropriate for grubs and young trolls.

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    13/?
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    KINDA ON HIATUS due to exams.

    Homestuck AU. Subterranean shenanigans in a city called Darkhaven, where humans rule and trolls are kept out of sight, out of mind... as much as possible. (And then there's Karkat).

    John Egbert is about the most boring man you'll ever meet -- obsessed with a 'beautiful life' but too scared to do anything about it. That is until he's thrust bodily into troll company.

    Hijinks ensue.

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    A fic of mine that initially started as a roleplay between me and the co-author here: http://octobersnight.tumblr.com/. Set in a fantasy-style Middle Eastern country which is ruled over by the Psiioniic. The Psiioniic hoardes young slaves and bends them to his will. One of these young slaves is done with catering to him but needs a little push out the door.

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    Saving a kingdom was the job of gallant heralds and magnificent princes, not maids whose lives revolved around the scullery. But the heralds cannot save you for they cannot see the peril, and the princes will try to stop you for they are deaf to the truth. So in the end, it must be you. After all, you too were born to rule.

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    11/?
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    Sometimes you wonder if there's more to life. You party, you pay taxes, you die. There's also the possibility of getting laid. Yeah, that's pretty much all there is to life. You think.

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    3/?
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    Dave Strider, newest Texas Ranger, finds himself stationed at the ass end of the state looking for his greatest hunt, the outlaw gang The Midnight Crew. Famed for robbing every bank from Hell to Houston, The Midnight Crew are the most notorious and most wanted in The United States.

    But this small town turns Dave's worldview on its head where trolls can be Deputy Sheriffs, and a beautiful, feisty woman can make him fall in love.

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    2/?
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    happy pornshots guys
    most are johndave and brojohn but others too
    this is literally all pwp
    accepting prompts: open | closed

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    29/?
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    Praise above us for our life. Do not hate us.
    Su pleh esaelp

    Language of us. Secret cords.

    This tale is how a revolution came.

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    3/?
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    Things that weren’t supposed to happen, but happened anyway.
    This is how the trolls got to Earth.

    In an effort to try to radically change Alternian Society among adult Trolls, Feferi Peixes runs for democratic office, with the help of her manager, Karkat Vantas, and her moirail, Eridan Ampora. Things go horribly, terribly wrong when a rally with highbloods turns chaotic. Karkat tries to find some sort of normalcy and resides with Terezi Pyrope, a famous legislacerator, until a fateful day when she herself falls victim to the very society Feferi is trying to change.

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    In the town of Hussfield, Texas, life couldn't seem more ordinary. Karkat Vantas is a 21 year old minimum-wage worker at the local movie theater, generally loathing life as it goes by monotonously. He never expected a naive idiot with the most irritating bucktoothed grin to give him something new to think about.

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    4/?
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    She had only taken Art because she needed the credit to get her Honors Diploma. Roxy had already been taking it anyway, and by pulling a few strings she had ended up in the third level with her friend.

    After all, how hard could art be when Gamzee Makara and his group were passing?

    In which the utterly predictable happens through a series of twists, turns, and sudden free falls.
    Main pairing is Gamzee/Jane but there will be lots of others.

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    8/?
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    "Awkward silence prevailed not for the first time.
    'I'm not a god,' Karkat tried, his voice cracking.
    'I know.'"

    (A potential universe. Inverse Hemospectrum- Karkat is Tyrian, Feferi is a mutantblood.)

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    Your smirk widened. “How do you feel about the stairs, Pyrope?” you asked, before hoisting your partner-in-crime up, skirts and all, and traipsing rapidly but quietly down the stairs. Her nails were digging a little into your shoulders, but you liked it; you liked the warmth of her, and to have that thought made you set her down rather abruptly once you got down the stairs without any injury.

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    Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK. You take night classes at United Terra-Alternia University, you pity your moirail more than life itself, and on weekends you are a barbarian prince named Grathnar Bonefist.

    You have also developed an unfortunate flushcrush on your team's newest player.

    (There is an ASK BLOG associated with this series, where you can give scenarios or prompts to the author and ask the characters and author questions, and it can be found here: http://askthenerdstucks.tumblr.com/)

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    12/12
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    66
    Kudos:
    90
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    First contact had been three and a half years ago.
    They won the game. But the Earth they returned to wasn't the same. The beta kids had only been missing from their homes for a day, and SBURB never existed.
    They returned in 2009 the day after they left, same age physically, but mentally much much older.
    The trolls came too. Now the twelve of them are integrated into our school systems along with some of their history.
    They all live in your town, go to the same school, interact with the same people. You just don't like them.
    Yes, you are a speciesist. But you're trying extremely hard not to be.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    4
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    15
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    2
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