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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    English
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    19,442
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1160
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    A collection of fic requests from my tumblr that I've filled.

    Details on how/where to request at the end of each chapter.

    Requests are currently Open

    Language:
    English
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    26,411
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    921
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    The new world is good but Karkat, seeking knowledge of the past that could be relevant to better governance, goes into the dream bubbles to understand things better. He gets a little lost along the way and Neophyte Redglare pursues him, with more than a little flushed interest for the descendant of the Signless, and a keen interest in helping him find his way.

    Language:
    English
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    4,895
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    57
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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! Perhaps you could refer to them as drabbles, but given the subject matter "dribbles" seems more appropriate... Anyway, these mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr. They vary in length from one paragraph to 1000+ words, but generally don't have quite enough setup for me to want to post them as a standalone fic.

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    English
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    27,298
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    13013
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    A mutant troll whose fate has been decided long before he even realized what he could do

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    English
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    15,703
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1251
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    Most people don't even know how to interact with trolls, let alone how to keep eleven in one place without them killing each other. Even Redglare can only keep a tenuous peace, and she is a troll. Now you, a pacifist by nature with a talent for de-escalating conflicts, have been reassigned to the troll section of the prison you work at. Between cellmate conflicts, catnip dealing, a psychic pirate, and centuries-old grudges, you have no idea how you'll survive this.

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    English
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    8,470
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    162
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

    Series
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    English
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    116,015
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    332
    Kudos:
    397
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    3624
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

    Language:
    English
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    24,408
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    816
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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    299,992
    Chapters:
    72/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    4182
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    But the trolls did not account for failure, did not account for the black-bloods to fight back, and certainly did not account for what followed. Who could have known how much strength was in a black-blood? After all, they had only been around for a few sweeps.
    It was an absolute slaughter.
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    Slaves under a typical black-blood master, forced to breed and work the fields, the trolls find new ways of living they never thought possible. Their children, however, have a different plan.

    Language:
    English
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    37,658
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1744
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    Slowly his fingers teased my skin. He smiled at me before heading to the steps. I found myself, once again, sad and happy all at once. That reoccurring thought taking up my thoughts..
    What even are we?

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    He kissed my nose and grabbed his camera posing it just right before taking a photo.
      "So beautiful.." He climbed on top of me ghosting light kisses along my chest and stomach.

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    The look of hatred fueled me and made my heart swell in my chest. It was becoming hard to breath so I thanked the stars when he pulled off my sweater.

     ---

    It still felt like the first time, the slow and caring movements, his dirty whispers and his stare. I had myself spread out for him easy to read and quick to please. I didn’t dare close my mutated eyes as i stared into his.

    Language:
    English
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    34,534
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1148
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    Basically these are scenes I /wanted/ to fit into the main narrative but never found a place for or things that take place outside the main timeline. (If anyone has requests of things I mentioned in ANY of the main fics that didn't get explored, let me know)

    Language:
    English
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    8,613
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    310
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    It's the spring of 2009, and Karkat Vantas, senior student at Skaia High, has never fit in. But one day they meet the almighty (and bitchy) clique of girls, The Alternians, and perform a favor for them, requesting only one thing back - popularity. Will things truly be beautiful, or will Karkat end up as a dead troll walking?

    Language:
    English
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    5,298
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    227
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    The Signless' clade is unexpectedly attacked by a lone legislacerator. The Disciple knows two things. She was once saved by her beloved, who was saved by Rosa. She knows the double-edged blade that being part of the Mirthful Church is. And so she wants to save Latula Pyrope.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    34
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    Somehow, a noble, a thief, and an ex-soldier all meet amidst the throes of revolution. Events conspire and, while one rushes to reconcile with an old friend, another struggles to escape her bitter past and the last chafes beneath a tyrannical rule. With a deadly purveyor of justice hellbent on pursuing a karmic cycle of revenge and a rebellion to keep alive, they don't have very much time to dwell on their feelings. Between staying alive and deciding what exactly justice is, the three will need to decide where their loyalties lie.

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    English
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    10,660
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Kudos:
    1
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    11
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    "Dirk Strider, back then, could walk on the waves like Orion could. He was your role model, a Prince, a warrior. Once you grew out of that mindset, you realized he was just another boy, like you. Now, he couldn’t walk on the waves. Now, you believe he would only drown."
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    An AU in which Jake English is a Hunter of Derse, an army of incredible warriors who dedicate their lives to the safety of the Kingdom. Dirk Strider is the Prince of Derse, who will soon fill his father's place as King, and will be married off to Eridan Ampora, the Prince of Prospit-Derse's rival kingdom.

    Language:
    English
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    22,187
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    620
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    Ancestors/Beta Trolls mix up. Focuses on the pirates of a Condesce ruled world, filled with tricks, traps and no end of snarky trolls who don't know how to deal with their shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    525
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    21
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    This is still a draft but it was going to be deleted on April 25th so I had no choice but to post it. Im gonna complete this eventually.

    I was gonna only write porn but then I needed a little of plot to write more porn and ended up with sentimental matesprite shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,231
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    91
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    Your name is Katya Levin, and today is your first true day of teaching high school English. You're a little nervous, but at least you have friends to pull you out of your anxiety. Besides, one of the students in your homeroom, and in one of your classes, is very interesting. All of your students are interesting, but this one is particularly so. You'll be keeping an eye on her.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,102
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    52
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    As far as Dawn Strider knows, Dawn's brother is the best one on the earth. The only problem is that their neighbors don't seem to think so.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,872
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    528

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