9 Works in Neil (Dream Daddy)

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    After being forced to attend Damien's poetry night with Hugo, Robert finds himself becoming more and more attracted to the teacher. Eventually he finds out that Hugo is not as much of a Fancypants as he once thought.

    Basically a dirty sex romp, but WITH FEELINGS. AND SCOTCH.

    You're welcome. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

    Language:
    English
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    29,404
    Chapters:
    10/19
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    We've always been out of our minds. The rum pours strong and thin. Beat out the dustman with the rain dogs aboard a shipwreck train. Give my umbrella to the Rain Dogs; for I am a Rain Dog too.

    (Robert Small just wanted to be happy.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,500
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    9
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    44
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    8
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    635
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    “Is he the love of your life?”

    Joseph is quiet, avoiding the question for as long as he dares. He could have answered her on the spot, in an instant, a chorus of affirmations. But Mary, for all they've been, is still his wife. He's quiet, trying to find a way to spare her feelings, as long as he can be. "Yes," he whispers finally, miserably. "He's the love of my life."

    "Then what are we doing?" Mary whispers back, sounding just as miserable.

    Joseph doesn't have an answer.

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    English
    Words:
    30,461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1442
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    Mary smiled like you were an idiot. “Between the smiling youth pastor with his delectable baked goods, and his nasty alcoholic bitch of a wife, who would the community prefer?”
    “...You’re not like that. You’re as much active in church as Joseph.”
    “I know. Everybody else doesn’t. Joseph is the face.”
    “And Joseph is cheating on you.”
    “I know. Everybody else doesn’t.”

     

    With everything happening, she could have just packed her bags and left.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    587
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    Robert goes to a bar
    He talks to Neil for a little
    He sees Joey
    They drink
    kiss
    and shit happens man
    --warning this is written by a virgin 14-yr-old transboy on his period--

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    English
    Words:
    1,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    480
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    '“Mary,” he said, using the same tone he brought out for misbehaving puppies.

    “You haven’t had a relationship in for-fuck-ever, so excuse me for being curious!” She took a few chips out to munch, then after another swig of soda, she gave her friend a serious look. “Besides, I’m not just asking because I’m bored as fuck. I actually wanna know: does Robert treat you all right?”'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1266
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    “This is an affair, Robert. I thought you were familiar with the way affairs are conducted."

    "Yeah, I'm real familiar,” he agrees, not looking away now. This is too important. “That ain't what this is."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,577
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2469
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    “What are you doing here?”

    “Ahh...” Joseph sighed and scratched his chin. “Well, you see, lately Mary has been... having some moods. I can't blame her, she's pregnant after all. But I figured it might be best for me to get out of the house for an hour or so,” He lowered his hand, placing it on the bar.

    “Plus, I really needed a drink,” he mumbled underneath his breath.

    Robert raised an eyebrow. “You don’t seem the type to drink.”

    “I do, on occasion. Mostly margaritas,” Joseph chuckled a little, “but between you and me, I’d like the taste of some whiskey tonight.”

    If Robert didn’t know any better, he’d almost suspect Joseph was making a pass at him.

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    English
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    8,179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    529
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    “Bite me,” Robert repeated. He took his jacket off, tossed it toward the living room, then he pulled at the collar of his shirt. He pointed at the space between his shoulder and his neck. “Right here. If you leave normal teeth marks, I’ll believe you’re not a vampire. But the second I feel fangs go through, I’m gonna have to do what I gotta to protect the neighborhood.”

    Damien still looked confused, but he didn’t disagree yet. Robert wondered if he thought he was actually serious. Robert was about to go into the living room to get his sofa ready for its new occupant when Damien said, “Sure.”

    Or: What really happened after Robert took Damien home.

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    English
    Words:
    2,623
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2719

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