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    In what might actually officially be THE most fucked-up Undertale fanfic of all time, putting even the Alphamalg series to absolute shame, Asriel (after watching quite a bit too much Alphys VS Undyne) decides to reenact the giantess scenes from said television series...only with him and Toriel!

    Needless to say, things get really REALLY fucked-up really REALLY fast. Trust me, the title is literal with this one.

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    "Pete, are you sure I should go with you?" Patrick asked warily, fixing the collar of his button-up in the mirror. Pete made an unintelligible noise around his toothbrush, nodding furiously. He spat inelegantly into the sink and looked up at the singer desperately.

    "Yes. Please. It's my turn to go, and you're B's father too, now, we're married. Also, you're gonna have to hold me back." Pete replied, stepping back to check over his appearance. Patrick gaped at him in the mirror.

    "Hold you back? Pete, it's a PTA meeting! Why would I ne—"

    "Because I fucking hate those people!"

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    Fanfic of origin: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7708513

    Yeah, yeah, I know; this scene's story of origin has already been posted many times across the Internet...but dammit, this fucking scene is just too goddamned good for me to pass up on the opportunity of making an additional post just for it alone.

    If you ever wanted to see some uber-hot Giantess Alphys X Undyne action in all of its unbelievably fetishistic glory, then believe me, son; you've definitely come to the right place.

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    I adapted the Slash: Romance Without Boundaries boardgame into a groupchat game. Each player picks a character based on a given theme. The judge will also pick a character. The objective? In 5 minutes, each player must convince the Judge why their character is the best romantic or unromantic partner using the situation prompt given. The result? Utter madness.

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    Yu's back for another school vacation, the team's back together, and just in time: Nanako has an assignment for them. Her Daddy's lonely now that she's got so many extra-curricular activities.

    So now the Investigation Team has its most dangerous mystery to date: Finding a date for Ryotaro Dojima... whether he wants it or not.

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    Lex always gives them diamond earrings.

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    The cult and the cleaner.

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    After the fall of Avista, the ThunderCats and their allies must rebuild and prepare for both war and scarcity.

    Winter is coming to Third Earth.

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    Aliens made them do it.

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    Hakuba is seriously going to need some brain bleach when he gets home from school.

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    Ryuk tricks Light into accepting a Deal while being vague on the true price. Yaoi Ryuk x Light, future L x Light

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    Summary: Brain bleach might be in order.
    Disclaimer: So not mine, I don’t own any, yadda, yadda, yadda.

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    After wishing on a star while drunk one night, Stiles single-handedly throws BHHS into a turmoil of hormones and rushed kisses. It's up to him and Derek to stop his 'Fairy Godmother' and find his one true love...but what will Derek do?

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    Puck always assumes he last texted Finn.

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    I got bored? This is a Kirk/Spock parody of the old, ghastly boring Dick and Jane books. As an adult, they just don't hold the same appeal as they once did and I thought, man--I know exactly how to spruce these bitches up! So I twerked some porn on it ahahahaah ;) Oh Gods...why the ever loving fuck am I posting this???

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    Exactly what the title says. Check the tags, or only for a laugh : )

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    It wasn’t that Eli went out of his way to watch people on the kinos...

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    "There is this high born lady: Madame Dabbledoon, sitting in her glass tower, looking, solemn and content, at all the creepy crawlies down below."

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    Dennis Skinner finally manages to drag Gove out to Derbyshire to visit Tibshelf Community School and see the dilapidated state of the buildings, but Michael's eagerness to liaise with his Labour colleagues proves a bit more than he bargained for.

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    So where do bad guys get their sexy outfits--and what goes on in the changing rooms? Featuring BlackRobes!kink - a HP/LOTR crossover of the very worst kind. Originally written in late 2001 or early 2002, making it possibly my first fanfic ever.

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