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    You save the things they make when their hands are small.

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    From the moment that first message came through, my life started down a wild, inconceivable path that brought me here, to this hotel room that probably cost more than my car, awaiting the moment I step outside and face the unknown.

    (AU where Taylor is taken back to Earth by a rescue crew that was dispatched after the Varia crashed, and the events that take place during and after the crash have become world famous; the events of Silent Night do not occur)

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    "I wish I'd be kidnapped."

    Esme said this very often and thought it even more. And then it happens.

    A mentally ill tattoo artist with Hawaiian shirts and a taste for two-percent milk finds his cat in his toilet bowl one day after work, drowned. This triggers a series of violent events as he attempts to track down the suspected murderer of his most beloved creature. His roommate, a young English man with a predilection of Internet gore and taxidermy has disappeared the same day his cat is found dead.

    With nothing to lose, our humble narrator straps the corpse of his urine-covered cat (he doesn't flush) in the backseat of his 1999 Nissan, kidnaps the twelve-year-old object of his desires, Esme Blanchet, from the apartment complex they both share, and brings him on his cross-country journey to find his cat's killer and dish out the same punishment his roommate allegedly delivered the cat.

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    "Fate isn't something you control; it's something you inherit." - JOSEPH J. LUCIANI, Self-Coaching

    Do you like parodies? Do you like romantic comedies? Do you like when things break the fourth wall and make self-aware jokes? Do you like when the narrator is snarky and interacts with you?

    This ain't your mom's Romantic Fantasy, kids.

    Join our typical heroine as she ventures forth into a world of magic and wonder to fight the slithery forces of evil! STUFF! THINGS! EXCITEMENT! The cliches and jokes alone are enough to make this a hit! ATLEAST ONE NEW RUNNING GAG WITH EVERY CHAPTER! And a promise of no heavy angst until at least a few chapters in. Someone tell TVtropes, because their editors are about to have a field day.

    Warning: Please do not use this as a drinking game. You will die.

    Running Gag List:

    RIP Bob.
    The word typical.

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    "In our dreams, we see the sisters as they were -- forever ours, forever young, forever laughing at us, forever understanding something about the world that we never will."

    --

    Some reflections on the Black sisters, from the boys who loved them but didn't know them. Inspired by the narrative style of The Virgin Suicides.

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    There are legends told about the First of us.

    We know little about them. What we do know is this.

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    If I didn’t feel guilty…

    That's a hard question to answer.

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    A confused zombie shows up at a paranormal investigator's door, that much we all know. But what Mr. Hanna Falk Cross isn't letting on is that he knew the zombie back when he was alive, some hundred-odd years ago. Kind of a hard thing to admit to friends, when you look sixteen and you're always telling people you're twenty-four, but he's gonna have to, if he wants any help figuring out why his old partner has suddenly come back with amnesia. Is it an answered prayer, or a curse from his necromantic past come back to haunt him?

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    Where to start? Where to start. There are so many windows. So many mirrors. So many doors.
    What do you call it when a child becomes a monster?

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    This is not the kind of story that you tell in a straight line. It winds and turns through the woods forcing you to run and backtrack and forge your own path to keep up. Life is like that. So pull on your sturdiest boots and wrap yourself in a red cape (you never know what wolves are lurking just between the lines after all,) as you settle down and open your mind.

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    Trying to write this story, just don't know how.. perhaps if I start with a simple name.. Joe. That sounds decent a start.

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    We're sitting in front of the stove watching the boiling pots. Tyler's eyes flicking over to me. I know that look. That hungry, dirty, filthy fucking look. Tyler doesn't care if I know it all too well. Hell, the man is happier with me knowing.

    "Jack," Tyler is adjusting his solid black rubber glove on his left hand. I feel a gulp rise in my throat. A sick feeling like I need to vomit. All to familiar sensation creeping up on my nerves.

    "Yeah, Tyler."

    "Come over here."

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    What if you could touch someone and bring them back to life?

    Sherlock Holmes, the Detective, is a seemingly ordinary man with an extraordinary gift: he can bring the dead back to life with a single touch. This impossible - well, make that this highly improbable - gift, along with Sherlock's incredibly deductive mind, have made it possible for him to become the most successful detective anywhere.
    But of course, every gift like this comes with a catch. In this case, a deadly and time-dependent catch.
    One touch gives life, the second touch takes it away again forever.
    And should the dead remain distinctly not dead for more than a minute, then someone else has to die.

    With a gift like this, there have to be rules, and Sherlock Holmes has abided by these rules all his life.
    The most important Rule?
    Caring about people gets them killed.
    Therefore, caring is not an advantage.

    … But every rule has an exception.

    A Sherlock-Pushing Daisies crossover.

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    I loved you once/We all make mistakes in our youth.

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    The wildly popular Underswap AU returns as our favorite characters get a new spin. Fight new enemies, make new friends, but one thing remains the same: You can still pet a lot of dogs.

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    “Coming?” Beatrice called and started off towards the house again. She followed her, catching up and threading her arm through Beatrice’s. At least she would have one friend at Manderly.

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    Should we have left you there, sweetest Marcelle?

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    Frisk has always been hearing a voice in their head--even before they fell into underground.

    Main Story of Obsessions, following Frisk's life in the surface and their journey through the underground.

    Magic is real, and those with the talent have been persecuted for centuries now. Frisk, born with red eyes-indicator of a strong talent, is no exception. It is just a good thing that you have always been around to give them advice, is it not?

    Story is told from the point of view of the voice in Frisk's head. Obsession's side stories are not necessary to read this fiction.

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    Burning Determination. Rock-Solid Resolve. Traits that could be used to describe our two adventurers. Both a long way from home, subjected to the whims of a world warped by a flickering First Flame. These two lost souls will test Lordran and its Inhabitants' mettle on their path to figuring out just what happened to bring Lordran, the Land of the Gods, so low....

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