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    post series three. everything you'd expect and more. vince and howard hash it out.

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    AU. Винс получает письмо от Грегга - старый друг просит его прийти на вечеринку по поводу помолвки. Все бы ничего, только жених - Говард.

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    Howard has always felt awkward when Vince touches him. Is it because Howard might be gay?

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    Orphaned at the age of six, and living in foster homes until the age of sixteen, Vince Noir is used to moving around from place to place, never really feeling like he belongs anywhere. A few months before his seventeenth birthday, however, he learns that his grandmother, Doris, ex-military spy and retired fighter pilot has just returned from Mexico where she spent the last ten years hiding from the Russian secret service. Suddenly, Vince's life is turned upside down as he moves in with his barking mad old Nan and is sent to Greggory's Academy, the highly questionable local school.

    Talking gorillas, shaman Headmasters, Cockney dinner-ladies and a whole host of seriously under-qualified teachers are just some of the things Vince has to deal with daily at Old Gregg's. Luckily, his new friends Leroy, Neon and Ultra are there to help him along the way. The only problem is Howard Moon, who's about to make Vince's already weird life even more confusing...

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    Never mind the Queen's Speech at Christmas: the Hitcher decides to give his own festive message to the nation.

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    It all began like any other day, but now Vince is on the floor holding his bruised face, while Howard stands above him, fist clenched and looking ready to land another blow. Not a happy story. If you want fluff, look somewhere else.

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    Alternate happenings to Kodiak Jack scene in Call of the Yeti. What if Vince decided not to straighten his hair before going to sleep.

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    When a mysterious pink liquid lands on Vince, Howard finds himself with a lot more than he can handle and Vince finds love. But of course it's never that simple in the Boosh universe.

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    Howard is accidently turned into a dog, and with Naboo gone Howard is stuck that way. To make matters worse, Vince is depressed and can't even understand him.

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    Howard's has a few problems getting over his horrifying ordeal in Old Gregg's cave once he's safely back in London. And wouldn't you know it? Vince, caring friend that he is, is trying to get to the root of it all. Will his clumsy interrogation and meagre knowledge of psycho-mumblings be enough to make Howard feel better?

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    This was written for a songfic challenge on livejournal. Howard had left and Vince misses him. Vince thinks about Howard and what he meant and still means to him.

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    Set after the episode Fountain of Youth, Naboo minds baby Vince and Howard. He hasn't slept in three days and hasn't smoked in five. Will he go mad before Saboo and Tony Harrison come back from the fountain of ageing?

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    A year on from the events of "Party" and Vince still isn't over Howard. Songfic based on "I don't wanna get over you" by the Magnetic Fields.

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    Vince has been going through Naboo's stuff again and this time he's found something very interesting. When he tries to use it as blackmail though he sparks a series of pranks.

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    Naboo had that glazed look in his eyes that indicated he was approaching Kirk-like levels of intoxication.

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    Vince drinks what he thinks is an aphrodisiac and accidentally gets pregnant.

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    написано в соавторстве с Алголь

    в этом зоопарке не бывает скучных дней

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    Taking care of a drunk, sick shaman was difficult enough without all of these confusing feelings.

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