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    Joel didn't mean to become an urban legend but sometimes it had its perks.

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    joel wants clay to take it another step

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    Max never said he was smart, but he's at least smarter than his father was, and that's something. He did learn from some of his dad's mistakes without having to make them himself... or tried to, at least. And honestly, the only reason he repeated the most egregious mistake was because his father told him to.

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    Collection of very short works written for prompts at the Bite Sized Bits of Fic community on LiveJournal from 2013 to present. Multiple fandoms.

    (April 16, 2017: Chapters 189-199 added.)

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    Crossovers are a very mixed breed of fanfic that usually work incredibly well, or fall completely flat. This crossover, of Sailor Moon and Chrono Trigger, seems to fall in the latter category. In starring roles: currency exchangin', Serena boomerangin', and the author with his friends as "The Red Dragons", who can stop rampaging Maguses and Sailor Jupiters in their tracks!

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    When Yu-Gi-Oh attacks, who'ya gonna call? Well, for pete's sake, don't call Pimp Master Ranma cause when he's not showing off his wardrobe or wailing horrible sing-song ditties, he's 'powering booing' up his magical hos...err... Sailor Senshi and dining on jewels. And speaking of jewels...

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    Weird, weird, space is super-weird! Dr. Forrester reacquaints Joel and the bots with the Urusei Yatsura clan as they clumsily grope their way through a tale that spans time, space and Nevada. There's conspiracy, racism, corruption, ROAD TRIP!, a plot to conquer the universe, a wee bit of cloning [Insert haunting, melodious whistling here.], and Ataru finding the perfect loophole to justify his infidelity.

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    This fanfic features Sailor Moon as conceptualized by the writers of "My So-Called Life". Raye is taken away from Japan due to a custody issue and does everything she can short of serial arson to get away. There's beauty pageants, little brothers, parental abuse... and what angst 'fic wouldn't be complete with a touch of teenage pregnancy to boot?

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    What do you get when you put Tom Cruise in a Sailor Moon lemon with Ami "Andersen"? You get a lemony remake of the 'Color of Money' that has Ami falling head over heels in love with the game of pool and Cruise, reprising his role as Vincent, giving her a pool lesson that leads to them using the pool table in more ways than one. Lita also co-stars as the neglected girlfriend of the mysterious Ken, who seems to have a lot of skeletons in his closet. Also, of note, is a small but enjoyable lemon scene between Aino Mina and Tsukino Usagi, an extended cameo with Paul Newman, and in a 'blink and you'll miss him' moment, the late Jackie Gleason.

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    Joel and the Bots are back as they tackle this rather goofy four parter which features Usagi dying and going to heaven only to discover her father, Richard -- who, by the way is Richard Almighty -- is a deadbeat polygamist jerk. She then visits hell and finds it to be much more pleasent as she captures the affections of the devil... Duo Maxwell? And we haven't even scratched the surface yet folks...

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    So what happens when you take a cauldron of Ranma 1/2 and add a pinch of Sailor Moon? This 'fic attempts to blow the lid off of the seamy underbelly of Ranma 1/2, where one of the characters may be actually working for their own motives... >GASP!< And by the way, this very same character would really appreciate if you brought some tennis balls...

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    They thought Bison was dead... but then somebody... inserted another quarter. Just in time for Halloween, Joel and the bots tackle their first Street Fighter fanfic about the rebirth of the Shadaloo... or is it Shadolaw? Wait, now it's Shadoloo? Well, anyway, the rebirth of... y'know, those girl soldier dolls that hang around that M. Bison creep? Can Cammy, Chun-Li and Guile figure out what's going on in time and save the day? Or is it... GAAAAME... OVAHHHHH!!!

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    What could be better than tournaments, new villains, and a multiverse that needs saving? Only if it's CHESS tournaments, Mary-Sue hero(ine)s, and a bunch of Canada to boot! Watch as Ami and Mr. Miyagi battle to see who's the best around and so many Senshi that they could open their own casino in Bemidji, Minnesota.

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    Kuonji Ukyo has finally had enough of Ranma's refusal to love her and she decides to take drastic steps to rectify the situation. This includes kidnapping Ranma, (boy, there's been a lot of that in lemons, eh?), and drugging him into becoming a sex crazed loony so she can take his virginity and make tracks. But then her motivation goes all screwy and she begins talking to herself regularly about what to do. Meanwhile, Ranma has gone from a sex crazed loony into a tender loving fiance who's prone to sudden bursts of lust. This leads to more lemony scenes with Ranma's girl side and Ukyo. Oh, and did I mention the bear?

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    Just when you thought Disney had scuttled the pirate genre back into the briny deep for another decade or so, along comes the Sailor Starli... sorry, CAPTAIN Yaten and his well-groomed crew of ne'er-do-wells who burn down a village and kidnap the senshi, only they're not senshi, to act as their personal maid service. All of this takes place in 17th century... Japan? England? America? I dunno. Oh, and Usagi's cooking sucks. That is all.

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    Join us for the newest fad diet, one that would make Dr. Atkins roll over in his thirty-percent thinner grave! One that would make Dr. Phil chuckle and pass the buttered escargots to Oprah! We have a slightly-unbalanced husband and wife act in this one, who claim this bread can do everything except be nominated for President. Watch the carbs flow free and the weight... well, it'll still stick around...

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    Imagine your favorite show just kinda hanging out. There's the crew of One Piece, just knotting ropes for their anchors. There's the Ranma cast discussing recipes for their favorite dishes. Heck, Mulder and Scully are discussing Mulder's negative skin biopsy by the coffeemaker. If all of the above situations really get your blood pumping, here's the Kenshin crew talking about nebulous revenge. Also featured: the Rurouni Festival! We don't get to see that either.

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  18. Epic Rap Battles of History by

    Fandoms: Bleach, Dragon Ball, Happy Days, The Breakfast Club (1985), Super Mario Bros., X-Men - All Media Types, 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files, Soul Calibur, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Garfield - All Media Types, BlazBlue, Adventure Time, Darkstalkers (Video Games), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Guilty Gear, Mortal Kombat (Video Game), Batman - All Media Types, Sailor Moon - All Media Types, Kaze no Stigma, Fatal Fury, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), King of Fighters, Black Lagoon, Captain America - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Transformers Generation One, Berserk, Tenkuu no Escaflowne | The Vision of Escaflowne, One Piece, Marvel vs. Capcom (Video Game), Fantastic Four, Kirby (Video Games), Penguins of Madagascar, Shrek (2001), Emperor's New Groove (2000), Thor (Comics), Wreck-It Ralph (2012), Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H., Voltron: Lion Voltron, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Transformers - All Media Types, Dead or Alive (Video Games), Kill la Kill, Back to the Future (Movies), Bill & Ted (Movies), 私立ジャスティス学園 LEGION OF HEROES | Rival Schools: United By Fate, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy X, Chrono Trigger, Danger Mouse (TV), The Great Mouse Detective (1986), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Ghost Rider (Comics), Mystery Science Theater 3000, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, 機動戦士ガンダム | Mobile Suit Gundam (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Metal Gear, TV Commercials, The Lion King (1994), The Jungle Book (1967), Deadpool - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Iron Man - All Media Types, Yu-Gi-Oh!, G Gundam, G.I. Joe (Cartoon), The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Rockman DASH Series | Mega Man Legends, Dead Rising, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Onimusha, Devil May Cry, 魔界村 | Makaimura | Ghosts 'n Goblins (Video Games), The House of the Dead (Video Games), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Rockman X | Mega Man X, Naruto, Star Fox Series, The Muppets - All Media Types, Robotech The Macross Saga, Maison Ikkoku, Cyborg 009, Final Fight (Video Game)  

    24 Mar 2017

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    I just thought I at least experiment with this idea and see where it goes where I do my own attempts at Epic Rap Battles. My 1st one will be for Yamcha from DBZ and Renji Abarai from Bleach.

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    Join Joel and The 'Bots as they riff on an alternate ending to Wild Rebels.

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    Joel's got the winter blues. Mike wants to cheer him up, just a little. Short, sweet, sappy fluff that doesn't quite fit into the Normal Views series.

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