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    When Vernon realizes how horrible he treated his nephew, he would do anything to make up for it. He didn’t expect that making up for his mistakes would mean fucking Harry.
    Set between Ootp and HBP

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    2/2
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    Seb shows his girlfriend the benefits of the pornstache.

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    Dorian decides it can't hurt to try out a little change to his appearance. Inquisitor Theo Trevelyan, however, isn't so sure of the results.

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    What if the characters from BBC Sherlock, exactly as they are, were dropped into the universe of other shows, filling the roles occupied by other characters? I'll tell you what... hilarity. Or, stupidity. Yeah, I'm gonna go with stupidity.

    I've basically borrowed dialogue directly from other shows, and attributed it to the Sherlock characters. And doggone it, it works... Well, sometimes... I have no idea if I'll be posting more to this, but if anyone has any ideas, hit me up.

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    15/?
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    35
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    4
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    599
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    Sebastian grows some questionable facial hair that you're not too sure about.

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    1
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    Indulge yourself in the everyday life of Eren Jaeger and Levi Ackerman.

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    66/?
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    11046
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    Aaron Burr is passive-aggressive and doesn't like his boyfriend's goatee.

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    1/1
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    9
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    47
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    6
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    A set of Batfam ficlets that don't always have anything to do with each other, largely centering on Tim Drake.

    Newest: Tim’s already pressed up as far as he can go against the backboard of his bed or else he’d retreat even further when Dick takes a few steps towards him. “Don’t touch me. Don’t talk to me. Don’t act like you care.”

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    27/?
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    470
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    60
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    11357
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    “Sir,” Hathaway’s voice seemed faint, “as much as I’d like to be an inspector, I have no desire to climb over your dead body to do so.” Hathaway’s hand grasped his shoulder, sliding up to the juncture of his neck and shoulder, his thumb brushing against Robbie’s collarbone. His voice was soft, gentle: “Are you all right?”

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    70
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    3
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    738
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    The twin brother I created on Tumblr gets his story - ONE TIME ONLY

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    1/1
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    34
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    1
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    Bella helps her brother Sonny find a new look.

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    1
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    Were there no high-quality mustaches to be found?

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    8
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    27
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    4
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    260
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    Театр одного актера: Родимус встречает свою копию из зеркальной вселенной.

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    Русский
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    1
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    "Will be summer soon," said Wolfgang. "You will not be wanting beard."

    "Ah," said Wilson, and left off prodding at his newest gadget for long enough to take the razor. "I suppose not."

    So Willow watched with interest as he scraped away the black mess from his chin – watched as a narrow, sophisticated face appeared. Perhaps there was something about the way the fire light caught the angles of it, all warm glow and shadow, but Willow thought that it was a very good face indeed.

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    3/?
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    19
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    76
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    7
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    My first story! I would like to apologise to anyone who takes Legends of Tomorrow seriously. This is the crack that comes to me in the middle of the night. I don't really watch the show. I just watch my husband watch the show and make snarky comments. This is how I imagine the show came to be. It's silly and I have geeky taste. I have no writing or grammer skills. My first story. I will write more crack possibly if people like it.

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    Jake and Amy go back to the cabin after the last scene in the cruise and Amy drags out of him that maybe, just maybe, Jake might have been looking forward to dancing with her (even though he never said anything about it cause he's totally a tang in the mud) and Amy gets all sappy and lame and emotional on him and makes him dance with her, and he manages to say something other than noice and smort. And the next day they have fluffy fun watching Futurama together. A very happy cruise indeed.

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    2
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    36
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    1
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    1201
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    This story picks up where the Speakeasy interview between Paul F. Tompkins and John Hodgman leaves off. Fluffy, with room for a sexy sequel (which I don't know if I feel up for writing). Enjoy my first AO3 fic!

    Interview here: https://youtu.be/LzLK27iTm8g
    I heartily recommend it.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    4
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    5
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    A little amigurumi inspired by the Halloween installment of 221b_hound's Captains of Industry series.

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    English
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    19
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    34
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    1
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    "John, I have duvets and I am not afraid to use them."
    "Bring it on."
    Sherlock wants John to grow his mustache back; "It's for a case, John." John refuses. Another stand-off, more duvets, a lot of duvets.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    579
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    Sherlock & John are at a stand-off about mustaches & duvets & duvets with mustaches on them.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,176
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    691

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