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    Cinder visits the junkyard in search of a spare part, not a dwarf.

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    After the techno-crash of 2012, fairy and human criminals have been working in conjunction at a rate that is increasing drastically. In order to combat this new threat to both human and faeries alike, a special task force comprised of none other than Holly Short, Mulch Diggums, Foaly, the Butler siblings, and Artemis Fowl himself, is assembled along with a new recruit to provide assistance on the human front. The newcomer, biologist Leigh Hardy, is ready and raring to go, but has a secret she's desperate to keep. Will the team be better for it, or will her reckless behavior throw Artemis and the gang in peril?

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    This is where I'll be posting various short story bits of my series "The Living Complex" that don't make it into the story. I sometimes write stuff that I like and want to share but doesn't really fit in the story.

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    У Элфи День рождения, и она открывает подарки. Среди них есть сюрприз: таинственная посылка с запиской от неизвестного... Кто же это?

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    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly.

    Disclaimer: We own nothing and make no money off of this. All characters, fandoms, quotes, and references belong to their creators. We're only borrowing them! However, we do own Cats are Weird, Snooky, Stanley, Camel, Foofy, Camel's mom, Anna, Miranda, Elaine, Anna the Elf, and all other original characters AND the storyline. Thanks!

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    7/?
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    The unofficial ninth book in the Artemis Fowl series - post-reset, human society is settling back down, and an organization called Knighthood is becoming increasingly troublesome. Rumors of another forgotten fairy family are bubbling up. To top things off, Butler discovers he has a son...who is one of the dragons that Knighthood is trying to capture. Also Root and Vinyaya are still alive. Implied Root/Vinyaya. I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t self-insert.

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    I'll be reposting this work after it undergoes heavy revision and work. I'll leave this one up for several months before I delete it properly

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    The devastating war between the worlds can only be won by the human race when an ancient plague threatens to erase the magic of the People. With hostages, space-time and warfare in the mix, Artemis Fowl has a maze of interconnected problems to deal with and a web of battles to win; but all he wants, all both sides want right now, is Holly Short on their side.
    Completely revised, restructured and rewritten to facilitate a better plot, exciting twists, turns, Colfer-esque humor and in-character relations as well as serious planning, interspecies conflict and just a touch of the typical fantasy genre.

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    Artemis Fowl and Co. play Sburb.

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    Get a Tumblr they said, it’ll be fun they said… You are not on twitter? Lemme fix that for you she said… We’ll make you an Instagram account Mud Boy, you’ll like it they said… Artemis your mother thinks you should get a Facebook he said…

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    Taking place six years after the Eternity Code, Haven City is tangled in an unprecedented web of chaos. And the spotlight is once again on Artemis Fowl, the suspect, and incidentally also the help. Because there are secret keys to hidden worlds and the only chance at victory are a couple of calculated shots in the dark. Villains will cackle. Nightmares will talk. And a lot of things will go up in flames. This adventure is a game on a ticking clock...you hold all the losing cards.

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    Maya has always felt that maybe there were other creatures residing on Earth with us, but once she read Eoin Colfer's Artemis Fowl series, she was certain of it. So, one night she snuck out of her home and went tromping off to Ireland to meet none other than the criminal mastermind himself...

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    A story can have a happy or sad ending. Rarely, when they're both, victory is often bittersweet and the tears of war roll down past smiling lips. Drabbles with genres like the title suggests, but not cheesy angst or ridiculously dark. In-character A/H with some twisted plans for revenge, a bit of muttered humor, feasible plots and the sweet, sweet scent of grass and citrus. Contains nothing inappropriate.

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    Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter.

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    21/?
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    James Bond & Artemis Fowl Crossover

    What if Artemis Fowl grew up and with his newly acquired conscience decided to do something good for Queen and Country? What if he was recruited by MI6 to become the youngest long standing Quartermaster ever, a genius with technology, and a knack for making weapons?

    What if a certain 00 agent became a bit too nosy in his Quartermasters past, and then got in trouble on a routine mission. A mission that went so far South (or North really, they were in Russia after all), that only Fairy magic could save it?

    Will Artemis Fowl be able to tell the curious 007 the truth about his past? Would Bond believe Q?

    With cameos from all of your favourite Artemis Fowl characters!

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    The Fowl's family life is a bit different than everyone else's, with fairies and centuars and dwarves as members as well as humans. Their life is different, but good.

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    "He steeples his fingers, lost in calculations he'd hoped he'd never need to make.

    Eventually, he reaches for her and Holly kisses him gently, vowing to make their life together worth at least a fraction of this sacrifice."

    Apocalyptic AU future fic.

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    Alternate ending to the Artemis Fowl series. Just a few important details have been changed. :)

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    Artemis has committed one of the greatest sins even if Alex says it isn't. He killed someone to save the one he loved above all else. However not all is exactly as is seems. The day after Artemis is banished from the Lower Elements he vanishes without a trace. Along with his adoptive older brother Alexander Fowl. Five years later someone is stalking Holly. Someone not of her world or even universe.

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    9/?
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    Artemis never thought coming back to life would be so confusing. He'd felt like he was flailing just trying to walk a straight line right now, sometimes it's like his brain started shouting that nothing was real.

    Butler and Angeline have a solution to help out, but Artemis is more than reluctant.

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    English
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