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    "Sollux has been strung up in the Helmsblock alongside his Ancestor. This was the Empire's first and last mistake."

    -Anonymous Prompt

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    I try to keep the momentum going and update once or twice a week (usually Sundays) but sometimes I'm slow for a variety of reasons which may include any of the following: drawing art for a chapter, nonlinear writing, making a billion edits, writing something else, or being busy/lazy/sick.

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    The Felt are the clingiest fuckers Slick’s ever had to deal with. They make Droll look like somebody who respected personal space, and that asshole would straight up walk into your room when you were trying to jerk off. But at least you could tell him to fuck off and he’d do it.

    Slick ends up having to stick all their fucking pins back into the doll to get some fucking alone time with Ms Paint. It’s actually pretty satisfying to kill them all again even if it’s just temporary and not really dying since they don’t even leave a blood splatter. Soon as the last pin’s in, he’s tossing the doll on the nearest table and getting both his hands around Ms. Paint’s waist. “You look real good in that dress, but you’re going to look even better wearing me.”

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    Ms. Paint has her pie booth set up for the Midwinter Festival, but she sees a stranger interacting with some people and she wonders who they are.

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    Prevented from interacting with humans by Kurloz, Dave drags his brother along and gets into an interesting family feud and fucks shit up and ends up getting his ass captured cause we all know what happens when a mermaid (alien whatever the fuck) is captured. Relationships are developed and shit goes down.

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    Everything has been accomplished, with a happy ending. Everyone who lived to the final battle survived it (with some help, of course), and now they have claimed their prize. A brand new universe, and in particular, a brand new world. Time passes, and, eventually, they decide to confront something they had all been dreading; the future of their species.
    Enter a series of awkward discussions on ectobiology, troll vs human genetics, and what it takes to repopulate a world.
    (written after the May 15 2015 update, canon after this point may go against this fic)

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    John Egbert is a normal kid who goes to a normal school. All of his friends tell him they and their respective partners are destined for each other but he isn't convinced that fated love exists.
    Then to his school comes a certain new kid who just might change his mind -- or tries, at least.

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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    [[A long fic with significant focus on Karkat and Kanaya in a universe where, after a brutal three month war ending with a sudden change in politics, the Alternian Empire attempts to repair species relations by sending volunteers to live in the Sol system.]]

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    Karkat Vantas is Prince Dave Strider's personal servant, but is that really all there is?

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    Karkat is a 16 year old troll who lives with his mobster dad. When it's time for them to move Karkat, Aradia, Tavros and Sollux make new friends and even find love.

    Warning: Smut in later chapters

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    In which some of the trolls, but not all of them, are sent to boarding school becuase of bad behaviour or sentimental reasons. Yeah, Feferi isn't there, sorry. x 3 x It's humanstuck, and some of the humans are there too. The point of view changes from chapter to chapter, and mayhaps within the chapter.

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    Lots of things were big in Texas, except the portion of the population that were cowboys who owned apartment buildings and worked in a burlesque parlor downtown. That subgroup didn't match a whole lot of people. When you really stop and think about it, there's only one person in this whole state that fits that statistic.

    And he just so happens to be the man you pay rent to every month on the 13th.

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    Karkat and his pet troll Terezi start their first years in school.

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    Go to school they said, it'll be fun they said. Well, whoever "they" are, they are a bunch of assholes. Drama, relationships, gossip. Ah, just your typical Highschool....and middleschool. Except with more violence, drama, confusion and blood, lots of it. Yikes! Well, highschool is difficult...especially when it's mixed up with a bunch of middleschoolers and everyone is secretly Gay or bi. Except for Cronus. Not!

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    So what are those wacky carapaces up to?

    Takes place some time after "goodbye to bad news".

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    Fill for Homestuck ladyfest! Art of PM/ Ms. Paint talking together at a marketplace on Prospit!

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    In a world where some people have the ability to transform into weapons, where others have the ability to wield them, where corrupted beings called kishin terrorize the populace and witches wage passive war on society, Dave Strider has it all going for him. He's a badass sword-gun who's consumed 99 kishin souls, and soon he and his Meister, Gamzee, will go and kill a witch, whose soul will finally make him into the most powerful kind of weapon -- a Death Scythe. Sure, he has no memory of his past before two years ago, his Meister is a detached weirdo and his only other friends are a pair of snarky girlfriends who constantly canoodle in front of him, but it's okay, because killing a witch and eating her soul will make it all better. Well that was the plan, anyway.

    What he didn't plan on was recognizing someone for the first time in two years. Just his luck; that someone was the witch they were out to kill.

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    Three years have passed since the Dave's twin brother Dirk passed away. Three years of longing and regret. Summer break has just started and Dave thinks he'll get to spend another dull summer on the country side with Mrs and Mr Slick, then something equally weird as amazing happens.

    It begins with an old, worn down merry-go-round carousel in an antique shop and ends among ice crystals on a mountain top. Without Dave really knowing how it happened, he ends up in the Game of The Four Lands. There he meets John.

    For those who manage to get through the four lands: Land of Wind and Shade, Land of Frost and Frogs, Land of Light and rain and Land of Heat and Clockwork gets a long awaited meeting in The woods of the lost ones. The only question is whether or not it was possible to get there?

    Fireballs, salver, glowing hands, wolf hearts and high mountain peaks are just a few of the things Dave and John must overcome on their fantastic and perilous journey to the next realm. But The Condescendence, ruler of Lohac, will do anything to stop them from getting further in the game.

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    Nepeta has been dead for over 3 years, and a new family has moved in! Vantas huh? Well she's about to show them a living nightmare, one that'll make 'em regret ever coming here. Unless, one can change this cold mountain lion back to a mewling kitten...

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    In which Bro meets his alternate universe post scratch gender swapped 13year old self and she moves in with him and gendersawp Dave. Hijinks and Shenanigans ensue at Texas School For Not Quite Teenagers with all the trolls, AAAAAAAALL OF THEM and no one questions why they're gray and have horns because "they're just the exchange students from Canada!", the beta kids, the other alpha kids who also got sucked into this alternate universe, all of them are gender swapped, and normal students who just sorta have to deal with all this bullshit. Hussie is the principle, with Spades Slick as Vice Principle. What could go wrong?!

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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

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    56/?
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