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    Prevented from interacting with humans by Kurloz, Dave drags his brother along and gets into an interesting family feud and fucks shit up and ends up getting his ass captured cause we all know what happens when a mermaid (alien whatever the fuck) is captured. Relationships are developed and shit goes down.

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    7/?
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    "Sollux has been strung up in the Helmsblock alongside his Ancestor. This was the Empire's first and last mistake."

    -Anonymous Prompt

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    I try to keep the momentum going and update once or twice a week (usually Wednesday and Sunday) but sometimes I'm slow for a variety of reasons which may include any of the following: drawing art for a chapter, nonlinear writing, making a billion edits, writing something else, or being busy/lazy/sick.

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    39/?
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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    [[A long fic with significant focus on Karkat and Kanaya in a universe where, after a brutal three month war ending with a sudden change in politics, the Alternian Empire attempts to repair species relations by sending volunteers to live in the Sol system.]]

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    22/?
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    Karkat Vantas is prince Dave Strider's personal servant, but is that really all there is?

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    1/1
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    Karkat is a 16 year old troll who lives with his mobster dad. When it's time for them to move Karkat, Aradia, Tavros and Sollux make new friends and even find love.

    Warning: Smut in later chapters

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    6/?
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    In which some of the trolls, but not all of them, are sent to boarding school becuase of bad behaviour or sentimental reasons. Yeah, Feferi isn't there, sorry. x 3 x It's humanstuck, and some of the humans are there too. The point of view changes from chapter to chapter, and mayhaps within the chapter.

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    2/?
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    John Egbert is a normal kid who goes to a normal school. All of his friends tell him they and their respective partners are destined for each other but he isn't convinced that fated love exists.
    Then to his school comes a certain new kid who just might change his mind -- or tries, at least.

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    9
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    Lots of things were big in Texas, except the portion of the population that were cowboys who owned apartment buildings and worked in a burlesque parlor downtown. That subgroup didn't match a whole lot of people. When you really stop and think about it, there's only one person in this whole state that fits that statistic.

    And he just so happens to be the man you pay rent to every month on the 13th.

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    2/?
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    15
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    40
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    6
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    Karkat and his pet troll Terezi start their first years in school.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
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    2
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    12
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    1
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    Go to school they said, it'll be fun they said. Well, whoever "they" are, they are a bunch of assholes. Drama, relationships, gossip. Ah, just your typical Highschool....and middleschool. Except with more violence, drama, confusion and blood, lots of it. Yikes! Well, highschool is difficult...especially when it's mixed up with a bunch of middleschoolers and everyone is secretly Gay or bi. Except for Cronus. Not!

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    10/?
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    So what are those wacky carapaces up to?

    Takes place some time after "goodbye to bad news".

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    Fill for Homestuck ladyfest! Art of PM/ Ms. Paint talking together at a marketplace on Prospit!

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    In a world where some people have the ability to transform into weapons, where others have the ability to wield them, where corrupted beings called kishin terrorize the populace and witches wage passive war on society, Dave Strider has it all going for him. He's a badass sword-gun who's consumed 99 kishin souls, and soon he and his Meister, Gamzee, will go and kill a witch, whose soul will finally make him into the most powerful kind of weapon -- a Death Scythe. Sure, he has no memory of his past before two years ago, his Meister is a detached weirdo and his only other friends are a pair of snarky girlfriends who constantly canoodle in front of him, but it's okay, because killing a witch and eating her soul will make it all better. Well that was the plan, anyway.

    What he didn't plan on was recognizing someone for the first time in two years. Just his luck; that someone was the witch they were out to kill.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    3
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    14
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    2
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    Three years have passed since the Dave's twin brother Dirk passed away. Three years of longing and regret. Summer break has just started and Dave thinks he'll get to spend another dull summer on the country side with Mrs and Mr Slick, then something equally weird as amazing happens.

    It begins with an old, worn down merry-go-round carousel in an antique shop and ends among ice crystals on a mountain top. Without Dave really knowing how it happened, he ends up in the Game of The Four Lands. There he meets John.

    For those who manage to get through the four lands: Land of Wind and Shade, Land of Frost and Frogs, Land of Light and rain and Land of Heat and Clockwork gets a long awaited meeting in The woods of the lost ones. The only question is whether or not it was possible to get there?

    Fireballs, salver, glowing hands, wolf hearts and high mountain peaks are just a few of the things Dave and John must overcome on their fantastic and perilous journey to the next realm. But The Condescendence, ruler of Lohac, will do anything to stop them from getting further in the game.

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    Nepeta has been dead for over 3 years, and a new family has moved in! Vantas huh? Well she's about to show them a living nightmare, one that'll make 'em regret ever coming here. Unless, one can change this cold mountain lion back to a mewling kitten...

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    4
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    23
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    2
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    384
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    In which Bro meets his alternate universe post scratch gender swapped 13year old self and she moves in with him and gendersawp Dave. Hijinks and Shenanigans ensue at Texas School For Not Quite Teenagers with all the trolls, AAAAAAAALL OF THEM and no one questions why they're gray and have horns because "they're just the exchange students from Canada!", the beta kids, the other alpha kids who also got sucked into this alternate universe, all of them are gender swapped, and normal students who just sorta have to deal with all this bullshit. Hussie is the principle, with Spades Slick as Vice Principle. What could go wrong?!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
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    6
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

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    143,194
    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    147
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    25
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    ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

    John Egbert has just begun his first year at Skaia Academy, or rather, has just started moving in. He's optimistic about nearly everything, and he's a more than a little confused as to why his family hasn't told him anything about this Dave guy, who apparently knows quite a bit about him.

    Dave Strider has been a total jerk for most of his life and his family's been trying to change that for the past year. He's totally not crushing on his brother's friend's cousin, who he's never even talked to in a long time.

    Rose Lalonde is trying to balance an education, extracurricular activities, a social life, and a crush all at the same time, and it's not really working.

    Jade Harley is frankly just trying to figure out her sexuality, if she even has one, what she's going to do in life, and whether or not she should tell her cousin John about this Dave guy.

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    2/?
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    20
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    1
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    Ever since he began living with the Midnight Crew, Karkat had gotten used to a lot of weird things happening. An alien girl falling out of the sky was not one of those things.

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    English
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    14,170
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    481

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