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    Harry Hart needs a promotion. How is he supposed to get it in a world where being single and childless is frowned upon? Find a husband, of course.

    This is written RP style, so there will be shifting points of view.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    103
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    511
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    95
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    Harry makes dog food at home, Merlin thinks this is weird, Eggsy understands, kind of.

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    English
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    345
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    1/1
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    27
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    1
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    ДжейБи любит своего человека, но он уже сыт по горло тем, что Эггзи не может даже посмотреть на милого джентльмена, с которым они встречаются в парке, и к которому он неровно дышит.

    Пора брать инициативу в свои лапы.

    Language:
    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    "I met you last night when you were drunkenly patting my dog in my backyard at 3 in the morning and when I asked you what the hell you were doing you slurred something about dogs being great and then you threw up on my feet and then you were passed out on my couch so that’s why you’re here also what the fuck is your name and why were you patting a dog in a stranger’s backyard in the middle of the night" AU

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    English
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    1,225
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    1/1
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    2
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    22
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    1
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    162
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    It's happening, the Kingsman & Harry Potter crossover fic you never knew you needed until right now. Featuring the Kingsman cast set in the Harry Potter universe, this fanfiction co-written by Musica & Murphy brings to you the wit of Kingsman & the drama of Harry Potter. In this next great adventure there will be mystery, passion, betrayal, & conspiracy tied into an inconspicuous package made to render your heart & fuel your feelings. Delve into this brand new look at the Kingsman characters & the Harry Potter mythos, made with care & written in tears. Yes, we're serious about this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,320
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    People dress their pets up in some weird things, at least the Unwin-Harts only do it for Halloween.

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    English
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    317
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    17
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    1
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    A collection of Hartwin drabbles, all Christmas season related !

    By the end of November, I made a prompt advent calendar for a friend of mine, and, after 5 days of reflection, I decided to participate as well and write a drabble everyday ! (Right now I might be a bit late but don't worry I'll catch up !)
    Because I absolutely love Kingsman, and because Harry and Eggsy are such fantastic characters with a great relationship.

    There will be 25 prompts, but if some of you want me to write until the end of the month by the 25th of December, I will probably do it !

    The relationship of Harry and Eggsy can be read as totally platonical and friendly in some of those drabbles, for those of you who are interested and aren't in the whole shipping thing :) I'll put a note at the beginning of those drabbles to make it easier fo you to find them.

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    English
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    4,017
    Chapters:
    6/25
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    471
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    Harry has known “well, I’m not entirely sure, but you can call me Merlin, if you like” since he was about five years old. Merlin becomes his favourite playmate and partner in crime within minutes of knowing each other. His parents think it’s absolutely adorable.

    They change their minds when Harry turns seven, and becomes “quite old enough to stop playing with imaginary friends, Harry.”

    Language:
    English
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    9,897
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    360
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    Mr. Pickle is quite a unique name, isn't it?

    Series
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    English
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    807
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
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    2
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    “Are you a prince?”

    “Heavens, no.”

    “A king’s man, then?”

    “Sorry?”

    “You save people like the king. So you must be the king’s man.”

     “A Kingsman. Yes, I guess you could call me that."

     Harry Hart is the Kingsman of London. He's spent ten years defending his city from all sorts of crime and challenges, but now he's about to face the biggest challenge of them all: raising the newly orphaned Eggsy Unwin whilst simultaneously not giving away his secret identity as the Kingsman.

    A Kingsman Batman AU where Harry is Batman, Eggsy is Robin, and Merlin "I'm not your butler, Harry!" is Alfred

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
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    Eggsy Unwin is a respectable bloke with a job at a garage who has been raising his sister ever since his mum and Dean were killed in the SIM card massacre a few years back. When he takes four year old Daisy to a local medieval faire, however, he finds himself embroiled in a new life and a quest to discover something that has long been lost.

    Written by Marginaliana.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    265
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    866
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    Like it says on the tin, this is the Kingsman version of The Corpse Bride/Softest Boy in The World. Featuring Eggsy as the Corpse Groom, Harry as a man who just wants to know what the fuck is going on, Roxy as Someone Who Deserves Better Than This Shit, Valentine as a dead wizard, Charlie as His Usual Prick Self, and Merlin as the best priest ever.

    YA'LL I FORGOT ONE OF THE DAMN CHAPTERS. THERE IS A SCENE IN THE CHURCH BETWEEN THEN HEADING UPSTAIRS AND HARRY AND EGGSY GETTING MARRIED PLEASE GO AND READ IT AS IT'S BASICALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT CHAPTER AND I'M SORRY I'M A COMPLETE IDIOT WHO FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT CHAPTER I SUCK AND I'M WELL AWARE THAT I SUCK!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
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    21
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    90
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    19
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    774
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    Harry is assigned the worst possible mission: He has to attend Alcoholics Anonymous. It isn't fair, Merlin. He'll die. He's not made to be sober.

    Language:
    English
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    7,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    1601
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    With the kingdom cursed and the people falling ill, only Harry Hart can find a creature that might save them all.

    Now if only he knew where it lived or what it looked like.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    1356
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    Эггзи Анвин - респектабельный парень, который работает в автомастерской и воспитывает сестру после того, как его мать и Дин погибли во время беспорядков, вызванных сим-картами, несколько лет назад. В день, когда он отвёл четырехлетнюю Дейзи на средневековую ярмарку, у него началась новая жизнь и квест найти то, что было давно потеряно.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    151
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Harry Hart should not be allowed within fifty feet of tiny runty puppies because he loses all reason. When he finds an abandoned teacup schnauzer searching for food in the bins, he immediately decides he’s going to be its mother and brings it home to love forever. Obviously he doesn’t stop to consider the fact that he’s out of the country more often than not so all the actual looking after is going to fall on Merlin, who has a deep disdain for people who make their dogs wear clothes and thinks anything smaller than a wolfhound is basically a pointless rodent.

    Meanwhile, Eggsy is floundering on probation after grassing up Dean and his thugs in return for escaping jail time for his part in all their previous criminal activity. Life is looking pretty bleak, no money and no prospects - until he meets a ridiculous eccentric couple and their amazing little dog, and is hired as its nanny.

    Contains deeply inappropriate use of the phrases "good boy", "bad boy", and "where’s your squeaky balls?"

    Language:
    English
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    22,123
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    749
    Bookmarks:
    229
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    5932
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    Harry Hart is a high school English teacher stuck in his bookish ways and happy that way until he meets Eggsy Unwin, a young man who Harry mistakes for a student. Eggsy makes forward advances into a romantic relationship, only to Harry's confusion and moral dilemma. Eventually it is revealed that they are both of legal age for romance, sexual situations, and a very happy ending.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,409
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    426
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    77
    Hits:
    4769
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    It's bad enough that he's on the run from Dean's goons again, but to make matters worse he's on a strange street, and before he knows it he's falling on the ground, trying not to land on some stranger's dog. But at least it can't get any worse from here.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,219
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    520
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    Harry,
    My niffler must have stolen your ring before the holidays started, and I have recently found it. Now, I'm returning it. I hope it didn’t cause you any trouble at home.
    Happy holidays,
    Eggsy.


    OR: Eggsy run into trouble because of JB, his pet niffler. Or did he?


    This story has been translated into Chinese by orange_s and is available here (you must be logged in to see it tho).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1660
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    A selection of Christmas/winter-themed snapshots spanning across various alternative universes. Additional scenes/universes can be catered to upon request.

    Chapter 1 - Be Wary Underfoot (Hartwin, gymnast!Eggsy)
    Chapter 2 - Deck the Halls With Choking Hazards (Merwin/Merhartwin, vet!Eggsy)

    Chapter 3 - Snow Days of Yesteryear (Lee/Michelle, kid!Eggsy)
    A brief glimpse at a happier moment from Eggsy's childhood. (Lee/Michelle, kid!Eggsy)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,521
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2768

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