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    With the kingdom cursed and the people falling ill, only Harry Hart can find a creature that might save them all.

    Now if only he knew where it lived or what it looked like.

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    Harry is assigned the worst possible mission: He has to attend Alcoholics Anonymous. It isn't fair, Merlin. He'll die. He's not made to be sober.

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    Эггси Анвин - респектабельный парень, который работает в автомастерской и воспитывает сестру после того, как его мать и Дин погибли во время беспорядков, вызванных сим-картами, несколько лет назад. В день, когда он отвёл четырехлетнюю Дейзи на средневековую ярмарку, у него началась новая жизнь и квест найти то, что было давно потеряно.

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    Русский
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    10/10
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    Harry Hart should not be allowed within fifty feet of tiny runty puppies because he loses all reason. When he finds an abandoned teacup schnauzer searching for food in the bins, he immediately decides he’s going to be its mother and brings it home to love forever. Obviously he doesn’t stop to consider the fact that he’s out of the country more often than not so all the actual looking after is going to fall on Merlin, who has a deep disdain for people who make their dogs wear clothes and thinks anything smaller than a wolfhound is basically a pointless rodent.

    Meanwhile, Eggsy is floundering on probation after grassing up Dean and his thugs in return for escaping jail time for his part in all their previous criminal activity. Life is looking pretty bleak, no money and no prospects - until he meets a ridiculous eccentric couple and their amazing little dog, and is hired as its nanny.

    Contains deeply inappropriate use of the phrases "good boy", "bad boy", and "where’s your squeaky balls?"

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    365
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    112
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    Harry Hart is a high school English teacher stuck in his bookish ways and happy that way until he meets Eggsy Unwin, a young man who Harry mistakes for a student. Eggsy makes forward advances into a romantic relationship, only to Harry's confusion and moral dilemma. Eventually it is revealed that they are both of legal age for romance, sexual situations, and a very happy ending.

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    It's bad enough that he's on the run from Dean's goons again, but to make matters worse he's on a strange street, and before he knows it he's falling on the ground, trying not to land on some stranger's dog. But at least it can't get any worse from here.

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    6
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    404
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    Harry,
    My niffler must have stolen your ring before the holidays started, and I have recently found it. Now, I'm returning it. I hope it didn’t cause you any trouble at home.
    Happy holidays,
    Eggsy.


    OR: Eggsy run into trouble because of JB, his pet niffler. Or did he?


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    A selection of Christmas/winter-themed snapshots spanning across various alternative universes. Additional scenes/universes can be catered to upon request.

    Chapter 1 - Be Wary Underfoot (Hartwin, gymnast!Eggsy)
    Chapter 2 - Deck the Halls With Choking Hazards (Merwin/Merhartwin, vet!Eggsy)

    Chapter 3 - Snow Days of Yesteryear (Lee/Michelle, kid!Eggsy)
    A brief glimpse at a happier moment from Eggsy's childhood. (Lee/Michelle, kid!Eggsy)

    Series
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    English
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    3/?
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    A follow on from Siren: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8560627

    Eggsy returns home from his graduation photography session to find a special surprise waiting for him.

    Series
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    40
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    3
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    Eggsy Unwin is a respectable bloke with a job at a garage who has been raising his sister ever since his mum and Dean were killed in the SIM card massacre a few years back. When he takes four year old Daisy to a local medieval faire, however, he finds himself embroiled in a new life and a quest to discover something that has long been lost.

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    English
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    10/10
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    他們相遇,他們戀愛,他們計劃著結婚。計畫趕不上變化。

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    中文
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    That one time the aggravating knight known as Galahad blackmailed Merlin into being his friend.

    Featuring young and smug agents, formal doggy attire, and Merlin's mad descent into friendship.

     

    Based on a manip I did.

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    Harry is met with a slightly out of focus photo of a grinning young man wearing a cap and polo. He’s definitely attractive, Harry thinks, it won’t be a pain to seduce him at least.

    Merlin taps the screen of his tablet, “your target’s name is Gary Unwin."

    For the Summer 2016 Hartwin Secret Santa.

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    Harry might have come to the Battersea Dogs & Cats Home for a dog but he ended with so much more than that.

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    Harry doesn’t sigh when he notices the empty bench in the familiar corner of the park. He had not gone on a walk with the intention to come here, but since Mr. Pickle has died a month ago, his feet continuously lead him to what had been their usual spot to waste a lazy afternoon away.

    In which Harry recites poetry to a pug in a park.

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    When they landed at the meeting place, there was already a rather big crowd gathered and there was so much to look at that Eggsy kept twirling on himself, not wanting to miss anything.
     
    Michelle laughed at her son’s excitement, placing a hand on his shoulder to make sure he wouldn’t lose himself among the people.

    Having just come of age, it's Eggsy's first time attending Sabbath and while he might think he's nothing special, a lot of people have made the trip just to meet the witch.

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    Harry looked, confused and disorientated, around the room.

    Smoke.

    The room was filled with smoke.

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    English
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    2/2
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    How friends, brothers, lovers, and... ummm, others... help drama student and theatre director Pitch Black cope with the frequent migraines he suffers during and after his time at Nightmare Dork University. A series of snapshots for the most part, hoping to plant seeds for longer works.

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    Mal is twenty-two, and spends his life on the run, surviving on credit card fraud and the ability to the ability to bullshit with a straight face. He's a medium in a world where his abilities are illegal, on the pain of imprisonment for life. It's too dangerous to stop, and he knows the people haunted by demons and poltergeists need to be saved, and the government isn't about to be any help. He's gonna continue to do what he does, and try his best not to get caught in the process.
    Jade's over 320, frozen in the body of the nineteen-year-old boy he was when he died...only to be brought back by the sacrifice his family made in their last moments. As the last of his line, with a Spark powered by the sacrifice and the lingering bits of his family's Sparks, he is easily one of the most powerful Magic users alive. He doesn't flaunt it, though; even as powerful as he is, he is damaged, having sacrificed part of himself to try and bring back his family and only achieving the revival of his cat. He hides away, scared and ashamed, lost to the sands of time.
    Together, they may be able to change the way their world works, or burn to the ground in their attempt to save themselves. First, they should meet.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Harry is given the task of shooting his faithful companion by Arthur.

    Harry, is if nothing else, creative

    Language:
    English
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    186
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    1/1
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    2
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    86
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    12
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