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    Harry Hart needs a promotion. How is he supposed to get it in a world where being single and childless is frowned upon? Find a husband, of course.

    This is written RP style, so there will be shifting points of view.

    Language:
    English
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    81,640
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    43
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    251
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    54
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    3745
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    Mr. Pickle is quite a unique name, isn't it?

    Series
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    English
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    807
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
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    2
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    “Are you a prince?”

    “Heavens, no.”

    “A king’s man, then?”

    “Sorry?”

    “You save people like the king. So you must be the king’s man.”

     “A Kingsman. Yes, I guess you could call me that."

     Harry Hart is the Kingsman of London. He's spent ten years defending his city from all sorts of crime and challenges, but now he's about to face the biggest challenge of them all: raising the newly orphaned Eggsy Unwin whilst simultaneously not giving away his secret identity as the Kingsman.

    A Kingsman Batman AU where Harry is Batman, Eggsy is Robin, and Merlin "I'm not your butler, Harry!" is Alfred

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,078
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    848
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    Eggsy Unwin is a respectable bloke with a job at a garage who has been raising his sister ever since his mum and Dean were killed in the SIM card massacre a few years back. When he takes four year old Daisy to a local medieval faire, however, he finds himself embroiled in a new life and a quest to discover something that has long been lost.

    Written by Marginaliana.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    265
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    702
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    Like it says on the tin, this is the Kingsman version of The Corpse Bride/Softest Boy in The World. Featuring Eggsy as the Corpse Groom, Harry as a man who just wants to know what the fuck is going on, Roxy as Someone Who Deserves Better Than This Shit, Valentine as a dead wizard, Charlie as His Usual Prick Self, and Merlin as the best priest ever.

    YA'LL I FORGOT ONE OF THE DAMN CHAPTERS. THERE IS A SCENE IN THE CHURCH BETWEEN THEN HEADING UPSTAIRS AND HARRY AND EGGSY GETTING MARRIED PLEASE GO AND READ IT AS IT'S BASICALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT CHAPTER AND I'M SORRY I'M A COMPLETE IDIOT WHO FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT CHAPTER I SUCK AND I'M WELL AWARE THAT I SUCK!

    Language:
    English
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    6,109
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    651
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    Harry is assigned the worst possible mission: He has to attend Alcoholics Anonymous. It isn't fair, Merlin. He'll die. He's not made to be sober.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1388
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    With the kingdom cursed and the people falling ill, only Harry Hart can find a creature that might save them all.

    Now if only he knew where it lived or what it looked like.

    Language:
    English
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    7,490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1153
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    Эггзи Анвин - респектабельный парень, который работает в автомастерской и воспитывает сестру после того, как его мать и Дин погибли во время беспорядков, вызванных сим-картами, несколько лет назад. В день, когда он отвёл четырехлетнюю Дейзи на средневековую ярмарку, у него началась новая жизнь и квест найти то, что было давно потеряно.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    23,968
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    990
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    Harry Hart should not be allowed within fifty feet of tiny runty puppies because he loses all reason. When he finds an abandoned teacup schnauzer searching for food in the bins, he immediately decides he’s going to be its mother and brings it home to love forever. Obviously he doesn’t stop to consider the fact that he’s out of the country more often than not so all the actual looking after is going to fall on Merlin, who has a deep disdain for people who make their dogs wear clothes and thinks anything smaller than a wolfhound is basically a pointless rodent.

    Meanwhile, Eggsy is floundering on probation after grassing up Dean and his thugs in return for escaping jail time for his part in all their previous criminal activity. Life is looking pretty bleak, no money and no prospects - until he meets a ridiculous eccentric couple and their amazing little dog, and is hired as its nanny.

    Contains deeply inappropriate use of the phrases "good boy", "bad boy", and "where’s your squeaky balls?"

    Language:
    English
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    22,123
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    598
    Bookmarks:
    189
    Hits:
    4619
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    Harry Hart is a high school English teacher stuck in his bookish ways and happy that way until he meets Eggsy Unwin, a young man who Harry mistakes for a student. Eggsy makes forward advances into a romantic relationship, only to Harry's confusion and moral dilemma. Eventually it is revealed that they are both of legal age for romance, sexual situations, and a very happy ending.

    Language:
    English
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    9,409
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    381
    Bookmarks:
    74
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    4332
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    It's bad enough that he's on the run from Dean's goons again, but to make matters worse he's on a strange street, and before he knows it he's falling on the ground, trying not to land on some stranger's dog. But at least it can't get any worse from here.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,219
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    475
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    Harry,
    My niffler must have stolen your ring before the holidays started, and I have recently found it. Now, I'm returning it. I hope it didn’t cause you any trouble at home.
    Happy holidays,
    Eggsy.


    OR: Eggsy run into trouble because of JB, his pet niffler. Or did he?


    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    1451
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    A selection of Christmas/winter-themed snapshots spanning across various alternative universes. Additional scenes/universes can be catered to upon request.

    Chapter 1 - Be Wary Underfoot (Hartwin, gymnast!Eggsy)
    Chapter 2 - Deck the Halls With Choking Hazards (Merwin/Merhartwin, vet!Eggsy)

    Chapter 3 - Snow Days of Yesteryear (Lee/Michelle, kid!Eggsy)
    A brief glimpse at a happier moment from Eggsy's childhood. (Lee/Michelle, kid!Eggsy)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    7,521
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2524
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    A follow on from Siren: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8560627

    Eggsy returns home from his graduation photography session to find a special surprise waiting for him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,243
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    390
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    Eggsy Unwin is a respectable bloke with a job at a garage who has been raising his sister ever since his mum and Dean were killed in the SIM card massacre a few years back. When he takes four year old Daisy to a local medieval faire, however, he finds himself embroiled in a new life and a quest to discover something that has long been lost.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,229
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    696
    Bookmarks:
    235
    Hits:
    6294
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    他們相遇,他們戀愛,他們計劃著結婚。計畫趕不上變化。

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    1,029
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    129
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    That one time the aggravating knight known as Galahad blackmailed Merlin into being his friend.

    Featuring young and smug agents, formal doggy attire, and Merlin's mad descent into friendship.

     

    Based on a manip I did.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    937
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    459
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    Harry is met with a slightly out of focus photo of a grinning young man wearing a cap and polo. He’s definitely attractive, Harry thinks, it won’t be a pain to seduce him at least.

    Merlin taps the screen of his tablet, “your target’s name is Gary Unwin."

    For the Summer 2016 Hartwin Secret Santa.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,948
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    451
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    4388
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    Harry might have come to the Battersea Dogs & Cats Home for a dog but he ended with so much more than that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    813
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    945
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    Harry doesn’t sigh when he notices the empty bench in the familiar corner of the park. He had not gone on a walk with the intention to come here, but since Mr. Pickle has died a month ago, his feet continuously lead him to what had been their usual spot to waste a lazy afternoon away.

    In which Harry recites poetry to a pug in a park.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,085
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1656

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