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    Reposted from Alternate History...

    A Series of Insane and Ridiculous Oneshots that will make you question whether sanity even existed in the first place.

    Including: Tyrion becoming High Septon! Brandon Stark messing up with Time Travel! Kirby and King Ghidorah devouring entire populations!

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    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly.

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    During the dog days of summer, Herbert stands in line for a rollercoaster while trying to avoid being third wheeled by his friends' date. Thank God for the handsome stranger in front of him who's tying to help pass the time.

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    It's a matter of hours now before the ceremony and Herbert isn't about to let Lancelot spoil tradition on his special day.

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    Stop that! It's silly. And a bit suspect, I think...

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    He's *not* the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

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    A slice of life in the day of an extra.

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    "I!" King Arthur announced, in a tone of great - and rather incredibly dashing, if he did say so himself - determination, "am going to run as an MP!"

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    Another Reddit Writing Prompt result, this pointlessly crashes Star Wars into Monty Python.
    It's mostly Python. To be honest it's a bit rubbish. I might delete then re-work it.

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  10. Frodo Baggins' One Hundred Drabble Moments by

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    30 Jul 2016

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    I have joined NirCele's 100 Drabble Challenge. The prompts are from NirCele. With her permission, this drabble series is in the crossover section. These drabbles focus on Frodo Baggins and his adventures through realms, Middle-earth, random events and more. This is an Alternate Universe.

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    History is turned on its comic head when, in 10th century England (Well not really, but whatever), King Danny Y. Sexbang travels the countryside to find knights who will join him at the NSP Table in the Game Grumps Building. Gathering up the men is a tale in itself but after a bit of a party at the Game Grumps building, many decide to leave only to be stopped by God who sends them on a quest: to find the Holy Grail. Will Danny Y. Sexbang complete the quest at hand? Will he succeed? Read this outrageous tale of silliness and find out for yourself!

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    Python meets Austen. Simple as.

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    The more things change...

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    I really should be more careful with how I pronounce the words of the old religion. But in my defense, how was I supposed to know that there was a one letter difference between the word for lake and the word for world. All I wanted to do was go visit my girlfriend at her lake. And the next thing I know, I am standing on a path through a forest that I don’t recognize with two men who looked like they were doing some weird skipping-hop-thing coming towards me; one of which was smashing what looked like two hairy bowls together.

    Or the one where Merlin ends up in the middle of Monty Python and the Holy Grail after a spell gone wrong...

    Or the Merlin-Monty Python crossover you never knew you wanted but you did secretly want it.

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    A shopping trip to the mall to buy clothes for Dawn ends up with both Faith and Dawn standing naked on a barren hillside.

    Cast into a world of Buff Barbarians and Perky Parthenian Dancers, over-blown evil wizards and over-muscled heroes. Faith and Dawn use a mixture of extreme violence, larceny and exotic dancing to carve out a new life for themselves.

    How will our heroines fair? Will this strange world of the past survive? Will they ever become queens in their own right and wear crowns on troubled brows? All these questions and many more will hopefully be answered before Faith the Buff Barbarian and Dawn the Perky Parthenian Dancer finally ride into the sunset.

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    Merlin was slightly surprised to find himself singing about looking on the bright side of life...

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    I'm just going to stash this here so it won't languish on the Wayback Machine. This is what you get (or at least, this is what my professor got) when your 20th-century literary theory class includes an agile-minded but somewhat dilettantish student with a taste for parody. The midterm assignment was to gather a certain number of theorists from a provided list and write a script for them in a roundtable discussion of the construct of meaning. This...is not that.

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    Tony and Loki face Tim the Enchanter and his bunny and, er, Hagrid stands in for The Hulk.

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    Complete and utter Crackfic written in response to a K-meme prompt asking for Coh-man-der Coolen of ze Inquisition getting taunted by Orlesian Wardens a la Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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    An old friend of Michael's reunites with him after 5 years, and encounters more than she ever thought possible. Set in 1974 during and after the filming of Holy Grail.

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