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    Newt’s engaged to creepy ol’ Hannibal and Hermann’s the injured soldier come home. Tendo is Newt’s bestie who works atta speakeasy~

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
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    2
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    Newt recibe cada mes una llamada de su madre para saber qué tal está, si se ha cepillado los dientes y qué ha comido, y Hermann sigue considerando una falta de profesionalidad que atienda esas llamadas en el laboratorio mientras trabaja y mientras ÉL también intenta trabajar.

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    Español
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    The war has dragged to a shuddering end. Everything and everyone is broken.

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    English
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    36,230
    Chapters:
    4/4
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    21
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1619
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    Hermann Gottlieb is going to the school of his dreams, a school that takes care to foster the of whims of it’s many child prodigies. Unfortunately, this means that Newton Geiszler, a fellow student and Hermann’s “arch-nemesis” is allowed to go about school looking like a vagrant. Hermann wears his jacket and uniform perfectly pressed everyday and Newt wears his tie all knotted wrong with his shirt untucked and his trousers constantly wrinkled and wears converse to school everyday, and he winks at Hermann in the halls who had to pretend like it doesn’t make him blush every time.
    If only Hermann could ignore him. Unfortunately, this becomes impossible when the dreaded art teacher, Mr. Stacker Pentecost assigns Newt as his partner for the massive final project. Neither are prepared for the disaster that ensues.

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    English
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    25,694
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    17
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    500
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    Newton, the King of the Dragon Kingdom of the North, is ready to marry. Lars Gottlieb, King of the South, sends him his son as a bride; Hermann Gottlieb, young mage and dragonslayer.

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    English
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    38,327
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    3688
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    A rainy, midsummer night in Vienna. Cigarettes that burn too swiftly. A never-ending party and a rising body count. Hermann as a solution, a substitution, and a means of satisfaction.

    This is Newt Geiszler, dragonslayer, who will take the sublime wherever he can find it, and his attempts to carve out his place in a world that didn’t end as planned.

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    1/1
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    13
    Kudos:
    67
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    17
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    741
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    Newt gestures hotly to the clipboard clutched to her chest. “You’re the hot-shot neurologist here and even you don’t know any more than I do what-what a… goddamned neural load’s gonna’ do to an already compromised nervous system. You don’t know! No one does because it’s not meant to friggin’ happen! “

    How the drift affects Hermann, and how Newt tries to maintain.

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    English
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    7,957
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    824
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    It was common knowledge in the Shatterdome that Newt Geiszler was a Bad Singer. Almost everyone had come into the lab at one time or another to hear him massacre the high notes of any given Muse song, and Hermann had had to deal with it every day for years.

    So there was absolutely no way that the voice singing The Maccabees in a gentle tenor could belong to Newton. No way at all.

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    English
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    2,358
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    933
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    high school!au where hermann is an adorable nerd, newt is his bio tutor, and the teenage angst is plentiful. rated m swearing and eventually mature material.

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    English
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    11,706
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1864
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    This is Shatter. We like to brag we’re the last village before the end of the world, and that might even be true now. It’s not a new town, but just about every building in it is. You see, we have a little pest problem. Not the sort of pests you’re thinking about. No, we have dragons. Other people might give up. Might leave, or build a wall to try and keep them out. Not us. We’re the resistance. Or whatever. So we stay and fight. Because killing a dragon is everything around here.

    Well, not all of us fight. Some of us don’t want to fight and think we might not need to. And some of us want to fight but aren’t allowed. But someday we’ll get out there too.

    (How To Train Your Dragon au with Newt and Hermann as the main characters.)

    Warning: Most likely, I'm not going to end up finishing this. I apologize deeply.

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    English
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    23,349
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1482
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    The first thing he does when he gets to his office, smarting from the needle and high on endorphins, is email the crazy mathematician in Cambridge, the other Cambridge a non-creature-infested ocean away, with whom he’d been corresponding for a while and whom his colleagues have begun to call Newt’s Internet Boyfriend.

    Hermann, Newton types, tell me you’ve crawled out from under your rock for long enough to realize your disdain for monster movies is now scientifically invalid.

    Please don’t call me that, Gottlieb writes back. I’m already working on it.

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    English
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    153,238
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    1160
    Kudos:
    1811
    Bookmarks:
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    Hermann tries to comfort Newt and hits a sore spot he didn't know existed.

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    English
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    2,186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2038
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    Однажды Тендо случайно подслушивает один любопытный разговор.

    Language:
    Русский
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    818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    47
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    320
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    Newton Geiszler knew Hermann Gottlieb was his soul mate, his name was on his wrist for crying out loud. But eventually he came to hate it because Hermann fell in love with and married Vanessa. He felt betrayed and buried everything deep so that he wouldn't think about it again. But when his mother tires of how her son is treated, she takes matters into her own hands.

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    English
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    4,102
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1568
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    'The watcher stops scratching at the pad and levels a look at Hermann. He’s significantly shorter, even with his riduculous pompadour and lifted boots. Tight jeans sit below an equally tight dress shirt, revealing a small curve of the man’s inked stomach where it’s come untucked. Hermann glances at the man’s frazzled and bloodied state; his twitching fingers and thrumming energy. He already dislikes him.

    “Doctor Newton Geiszler; call me Newt,” he says in his high pitched, American accented voice. He flips a few pages back in his notepad before he continues. “And you’re Doctor Hermann Gottlieb, son of Division direction Lars Gottlieb, a Pusher on the run from said organization, and from what I’ve seen of you in my visions, kind of a total ass.”'

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    English
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    3,298
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    656
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    Monica Schwartz decides to give Hermann the shovel talk.

     

    There are varying opinions regarding its success.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,689
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    682
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    Hermann isn't going home for Hanukkah, so Newt insists they both visit his family back home. They continue to not talk about their feelings.

    Or: A Very Geiszler Christmas.

    Language:
    English
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    6,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    1891
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    Newt plans to introduce Hermann to his mother, although in retrospect he really should have known better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,039
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1582
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    Most people think Newton doesn't believe in marriage. That's not entirely true.*

     
    *This is a story about Monica Schwartz's A+ parenting skills. (It's all about her, just the way she likes.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    7,950
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    10734
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    Or: In Which Newt Learns, Hermann Attempts to Woo, Raleigh is Protective-Friend, Chuck is NOT JEALOUS SHUT UP MAKO, Vanessa is Torn Between Cooing and Facepalming and Yancy Just Wishes People Would Stop Making This Relationship Shit So Damn Complicated (And Might Possibly Be Plotting Evil Things For A Small Town Somewhere In Germany)

    Or:
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAANGST cuddlepuddle AAAAAAAAANGST maybeanothercuddlepuddle? AAAAAAANGST

    Now with part two: Chuck feels.

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    English
    Words:
    9,934
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2314

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