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    Dirks reason for dying had been a noble one. It was his duty as Prince of Derse to save the people from Demons and other dangers.
    Hopefully, the gypsy, Daves reason for bringing Dirk back from the dead was a good one too. Especially in the court of Her Imperial Condescension, some 5 or so centuries after the Prince's death.

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    Set in a distant future, the earth is plauged by draught and famine. The only hope lies with a small group of astronauts, a wormhole, and a galaxy on the other side. Jake English must chose between the fate of human kind and seeing his own family again.

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    In a world of mystery and darkness, some things are meant to be kept secret.

    Karkat Vantas is a new student at Skaian Fields Night School. He'd prefer to be anywhere else.

    The life of a student is hard, but things can get really tricky when your classmates are monsters, spell-casters, mutants, and psychics.

    It's even trickier when you are even weirder than any of them.

    Romance and magical conundrums are bound to ensue, but beware of the things in the dark.

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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    14/?
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    Your name is Dave Lalonde, and Dirk Strider is seven when you meet him.

     

     

     

    From the moment they meet, Dave is fixated on Dirk. Their lives from that point through his eyes.

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    Jane Crocker is exiled from her home in Vault 101 after her dad, the head of the Vault's medical program, mysteriously disappears on Jane's nineteenth birthday. She is now on the trail, leaving her friend Roxy behind to venture out into the dark overworld of the Capital Wasteland.

    There, she meets Jake English, a hardened veteran of the harsh, outside world. Deeming himself Jane's official protector, he tags along on her journey to follow the trail left behind by her father...

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    Dear Ms. Lalonde, my name is Jane and I met your daughter online last month...

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    A group of families with connections to SkaiaNet and the Beta Guardians enters the game. Same-universe spinoff written to be accessible to non-Homestuck readers.

    Elaine Timbal of New York, a senior developer at SkaiaNet, uses her inside knowledge of Sburb to protect her family - but in doing so reveals the sacrifices it took to build the game.

    Martin Nunsworth of Oxford, UK, Bro Strider's old fencing master, seizes it as an opportunity to save his students. Meanwhile, his wife Maria reveals chilling information about what's to come.

    Alok Misra of Bangalore, India, a distribution contractor for SkaiaNet, finds Jade Harley's copy of the Sburb beta impossible to deliver. The extra copy represents a chance to escape for he and his family.

    In Washington State, Dad Egbert's sisters prepare to enter the game, but a crippling injury and severe damage to Sburb's own infrastructure leave them scrambling.

    As these four families prepare to enter, one thing becomes clearer and clearer: they are not welcome. Exactly four people were meant to play Sburb, and the game doesn't take kindly to stowaways...

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    You came here to die. You're not dead. Instead you're standing at the edge of a pool of sickly fuchsia, such the wrong color that you can't even register it as blood. 

    Prompt: "Remember the time Dave and Rose killed the Batterwitch?"

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    A collection of Homestuck ficlets from prompts on tumblr, written upon the occasion of reaching various follower milestones, plus some extra driblets that don't really fit anywhere else. Tags and ratings will be updated as necessary; chapter names show pairings and titles.

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    10/?
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    Jedd convinces Gamzee to give talk therapy a try. Rose Lalonde is the only person they know who could handle it.

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    Dirk’s only ever seen photos of Jake English before. He thought the boy was mildly attractive--model material, sure, but nothing special. No alluring mystique, but enough enthusiasm to make up for it on an amateur level.
    In real life, he is perfect.

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    With so many versions of themselves, they were bound to run into each other eventually.

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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime; working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

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    Everyone thinks the Strider-Lalonde family is practically perfect.

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    Ever since the death of my brothers friends, he's been talking to himself at nights. I've also had my fair share of issues. For the past two years, I've had the same nightmare plaguing my mind. The only human I can fully talk about it is my good friend Crouns, but I haven't seen him in weeks.

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    My name is Roxy Lalonde and I spend my summer with my smoking hot step-brothers.

    [Future NSFW]

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    Haha this was mainly about John but I don't know what will happen to this. It's probably going to be shorts about different characters now. All of it will be sadstuck probably.

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