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    Aradia trolls Dave, they get hitched (for Reasons), and then she trolls him some more. Featuring Dave's entirely not-hysterical point of view, Karkat as the troll-maid-tron of his honor, entirely too many jars of dead things, Afterus, and gross inaccuracies regarding Canada:

    You have a minor Aspect. It’s rare, but you can’t do anything with it, so you’ve never thought much about Time. You never thought that when you were busy miring yourself in the bureaucracy of joining the general jury pool and completing your voter registration you’d be signing yourself up for someone to browse the classified catalog and order you as a mail-order brobride.

    As for how Aradia feels about your engagement, you don’t ask. You might as well ask why she always approaches you from behind if your back isn’t to a wall or why she now insists on referring to Bro as Dad or why her KangerSheepMom makes you treat all open spaces like an unending game of the-floor-is-lava. (The-Floor-Is-Lava echoes in your mind like that should be important somehow. Too late, (always too late?) the vague familiarity is gone, a dream fled upon waking.)

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    It was a shame Roxy Lalonde had to die. At 21, that girl was the embodiment of all the good things life had to offer, and deep entrenched in things way beyond her control. She took her own life, that's what they'd told him officially anyway, and Dirk might have believed it too, if he could stop seeing her everywhere.

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    Being human is tough, or at least pretending to be one is.

    Rose Lalonde, a young Witch in NYC, want's to write a book on mythical creatures, such as herself, but how is she supposed to do that if she's never met any!

    Dave Strider has decided that he's the shittiest vampire that has ever lived. He can't even stomach blood properly! Dirk says it gets easier, but he has his doubts...

    Jade Harley wakes up one night, completely naked and surrounded by animal carcasses, in Central Park. She can only think of one explanation...

    Feferi Peixes really can't figure out how to use her new land dweller legs, or why humans do the things they do, but hey, if she's going to be stuck here, at least it's with her best friend! Right?

    John Egbert still can't believe he's dead.

     

    This is basically a play on the show "being human". The story is entirely different, but it is definitely inspired by the show. (Kind of ooc, by the way, sorry!)

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    Basically following John and Dave as they grow up and therefore go on the road to discovering who they are. Or something like that.

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    DISCONTINUED STORY

    I mean you can read it if you want but it's not that good and it's not gonna get updated anymore anyways, soo.....

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    Jade may be cinching nuclear physics, but the extra padding under her skirt proves that, unbeknownst to her classmates, she's having trouble in other areas. One of those classmates in particular, however, is about to get up close and personal with her greatest secret, and it turns out they have more in common than she might think.

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    That's what you've always done, both of you—you make do.

    Prompt: "Remember when Mom and Dad had their first (and final) date?"

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    On his 11th birthday, Dirk Strider gets a video message from his brother. And then another one. And soon he realizes that his brother, whom now is long gone, pre-recorded a message for every day until his 15th birthday.
    On her 11th birthday, Roxy Lalonde also gets a message from her mom. At first she's scared that it's fake, that she's being watched. But then slowly, she begins to trust.
    And one day she gets a message from a boy calling himself Dirk Strider, who says he's like her... alone. So they talk. And talk and slowly they become best friends.
    And then they meet four other kids from the past. And it's nice.

    For a while.

    ((based off of synnesai's comic and this lovely fic: http://archiveofourown.org/works/459951 )

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    The life and times of D. Strider and R. Lalonde, sometimes-fugitives.

    This is not a story about the history of the Wizarding War. This is a definitive guide to falling in with Rose Lalonde, who started out as Dave Strider's terrible fated rival. What she ends up as depends on whom you're asking.

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    A non suburb AU in which the world is flooded by the Condesce and Roxy becomes the last person alive.

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    The story of the Alpha Kid's guardians.
    Jade and John Crocker live as the adoptive children of the owner of Betty Crocker/Crocker Corp, the Witch. Jade is the heiress and John is the heir. Jade's attempts at standing up against the Witch causes her to be abused and put to hard work. John does as he is told and works as a simple servant, delivering things to the Witch and getting things for her.
    Rose Lalonde lives in New York City, mostly unaware of the Witch -with some hints from psychic dreams that she has- until she comes out. Then she begins a resistance to her life-long pen pal, Dave Strider.
    Dave Strider lives in Dallas, Texas, completely unaware of the Witch.

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    Rose speculates on the reasons why someone might develop an alcohol problem.

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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching over her for years.

    --Updating as often as i can--

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    You should have known going to a school you've never even heard of was a bad idea. But what were you supposed to do? Living on the campus and away from home would save your dad money in these hard times. If only you had tried to do some research on Téras Academy before going. Hell, you should have looked up what the hell 'téras' translates to! Then maybe you wouldn't be in this mess. It's not even the monsters that make you think that. It's the one claiming you to be his fiancé!

    (A soul mate AU is also being used in this. Everyone is born with two different eye colors. Their right eye is their natural eye color and the left is the natural color of their soul mate's. Upon making eye contact and realizing you have each other's eyes, they revert to being a single color.)

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    roxy has never liked being childish. sure, she has been sometimes- childish, that is. but she's always hated it.

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    Dirk Strider becomes blind at a very young age and is forced to have a bodyguard with him at all times. However, he soon develops feelings for his bodyguard.

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    You stared at the stem of your snifter glass with your cheek pressed to the table, hangover not helped by the brunching boozing. I flew in that morning at your convenience.

    “I need the film rights for Complacency of the Learned.”

    “...You must still be drunk.”

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    (when you're dead.)
    Tavros Nitram watches over the orphanage. Aradia Megido and Vriska Serket arrive together, but do not leave together.

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    The boys come up to visit the Lalondes for Mom's birthday and drama ensues which send Bro and D on a journey to find a certain hacker who missed an important date to help out their sister.

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