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    With Dave's birthday rolling around, Rose get's together a few people for a special birthday surprise.

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    Perhaps Rosalie Lalonde and Roxanne Lalonde have more in common than their names. Besides the fact that they're eerily connected, maybe there's something more?

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    Your name, is Dirk Strider. And as far as you're concerned, this is the beginning of the end of your life.

    With bags full of only what your parents allowed you to take, a fixed gaze and a heavy heart, you look upon the place that would be your new residence for the next few years of your life. Sburb institutions, an institution for the mentally unstable and unfit for society. This was so not ironic.

    In which Dirk goes to the Mental ward called Sburb Institution and meets friends, and enemies and crazy people.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    Rose angsts over how ridiculous crushes are.

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    (( Almost every character in Homestuck will be in this and I will edit in the tags as needed. Build up, character development, ect.))

    Derse and Prospit, two kingdoms so different from one another finally become allies. Travelers, royalties, and those in between are seen and expected in each kingdom. No one expects the trouble that begins to occur in Derse, after all, the Horror Terrors have been so well controlled for so long. Nor did anyone expect Prospit to lose so many of it's people.

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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

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    5/?
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    Or: "Four Different Ways To Say 'I Love You'"

    In a world where people are born with their soulmate's name on their wrist, John Egbert has three. The trick to this is finding them.

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    2/4
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    Snapshots of the Striders as they grow up in Texas with the twins being cute little kids and Bro and D trying to figure out how to be good guardians. The twins' ages are between 5 and 7.

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    4
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    Rose has died. How? What made this happen? John is heart broken. He finds Roses diary and things get revealed. Your brother is a liar. The baker girl doesn't speak. The farmers granddaughter is missing. Another sinner in jail. Are all of these things connect?

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    In which Bro meets his alternate universe post scratch gender swapped 13year old self and she moves in with him and gendersawp Dave. Hijinks and Shenanigans ensue at Texas School For Not Quite Teenagers with all the trolls, AAAAAAAALL OF THEM and no one questions why they're gray and have horns because "they're just the exchange students from Canada!", the beta kids, the other alpha kids who also got sucked into this alternate universe, all of them are gender swapped, and normal students who just sorta have to deal with all this bullshit. Hussie is the principle, with Spades Slick as Vice Principle. What could go wrong?!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Dirk didn't want anyone to know. It was supposed to be a secret. It was his fault anyway. He shouldn't have told Roxy. He can't see Bro anymore, his family hates him, and his entire life is falling apart.

    But sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you can climb back up again.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    "You mentally write up a pop quiz for Rose McMystery herself.
    Question 1: Why are you sending me to BCCorp Maryland?
    Question 2: Don't you live in Treesville?
    Question 3: What the actual fuck is going on, really?
    Question 4: Do you really expect me to hack the security of the biggest corporation in the world? "

    The impending end of civilization on Earth, Rose, Dave, and a connection that transcends a reboot of the universe.

    Totally normal shit and not at all weird and convoluted as fuck. Yeah.

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    So, to recap, she was seventeen and a half, had a multi-million dollar company, a mean streak, and a head of hair that went to her calves. Her life was okay in her opinion. Great, but okay at the same time, and she was momentarily satisfied.

    Her mother on the other hand was not.

    It was shortly after that point in her life she met Laird English.

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    Your daughter is delicate. Your daughter is beautiful. Your daughter is amazing. Why can you only see these things, but she can't?

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    He knows that what little he does is approved, because why would he deserve affection otherwise?

    She stares at the piled aspirin in her cabinet, and wonders when she'll get the nerve to scream, "TALK TO ME."

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    "The slow eroding of your heart was as insidious as any cancer. But the true tragedy of it was how you didn’t even notice you were decaying until your defences wore away and the sadness trickled slowly, slowly into your chest. All of a sudden you forgot how to be a sister, a daughter, a lover. You forgot youth and joy and love. All of a sudden you needed music louder than your thoughts, and words stronger than your emptiness. You needed a rope, a razor, a whole bottle of pills. And you found them, oh in that darkness, did you find them."

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    The Children are, undoubtedly, the most popular subject matter for aspiring artists. This piece is meant to explore the contradictions and parallels found between art pieces of the Children and the controversies surrounding them.

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    The first death had been close to his heart, and suddenly the world had no breeze.
    The second death had come as a shock, and he felt himself being being boxed in by reality.
    The third death was filled with denial, leaving an empty void where no light would enter.
    The fourth and final death pushed him over the edge, his heart shattering to pieces.

    No more, he said as he completed the contract.

    No more.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    37
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    8
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    A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".

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    English
    Words:
    208,424
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    267
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    310
    Bookmarks:
    58
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