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    It's not safe to meet in person, to make these tiny, transient bubbles of illusory comfort. It's not safe, and it can't last. Rose/Jade/Dave in the Alpha Timeline.

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    In which two humorously insincere human revolutionaries instrumental in the grassroots rebellion against a sexy alien fish empress and the antichrists Guy Fieri, Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope finally confront and do battle with the aforementioned aquatic monarch with junk in the trunk; contains one dragon, an omnipotent feline, physically improbable feats of athleticism, and no fewer than four fatal wounds.

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    Whoever thought of of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    Rose Lalonde has been having dreams and nightmares about a certain man.

    Problem is, She doesn't know who the hell he is.
    But She knows that he's very dear to him.

    So very, very, dear.

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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    Gamzee's thoughts about the human adults. Mostly fluff.

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    Roxy Lalonde is an assassin, but she doesn't like her newest job. Dirk Strider is her partner, and it's up to him to see it through.

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    What happened to Tavros? Where is he? You cant help but worry. It's only been a few hours... Maybe he got caught up at work? Or maybe something worse has happened...? Either way, you need to find out soon, or you'll go mental...

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    "The woman stared at the cat, a bitter smile creeping onto her face. 'I wish I could have had a daughter, you know. At this point I’m willing to trade all 12 of my sons for a girl, even, just for the chance to rid myself of the blight that is my youngest son. Let her be green skinned and bald for all I care! Anyone is better than that little shit!'
    'Well if that’s truly what you want, then who am I to object?'"

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    Princess Calliope was born with a curse that made her green skinned and bald. After a stunning revelation, she goes off in search of her 12 brothers who disappeared the day she was born. Along the way she meets the cheerful princess to the neighboring kingdom, makes a deal with a sarcastic and cryptic fairy, and finds that there's more to her curse than a simple wish gone wrong.
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    A story based (a little loosely) off the 12 Wild Geese, an Irish Fairy Tale.

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    Something I wrote awhile ago about alpha Dave meeting the other kids and learning about his brother Dirk, who he will never meet in his life time

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    Bonus Round 3 fill for the HSWC.

    "Jade♥Rose

    The story of Little Rose Riding Hood and the Grimbark Wolf"

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    Dirk and Roxy try to figure out who their ancestors are by investigating their social media imprints and the relics they left behind.

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    A fill for HSWC Bonus Round 1.

    "Dave/Rose

    Remember when Dave found out Rose was his sister?"

    NOTES: I made them cousins. Also, the warnings and tags? They get as far as a boob touch, but I tagged it to be safe.

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    You know, Skaia is definitely not on the list of the top ten places you want to be right now. After all, it was only a couple hours ago (hours, you repeated. Only hours) that you were met with your own death; as well as the death of… several others. Jack Noir is a real jerk. Regardless, you have a job to do here, a job that only you and one other person, though you suppose that the Sprites could help, could do. The dead needed to be laid to rest; buried.

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    John falls in love with his new stepsister.

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    Mr. Lalonde has never been a close father to the boys, always choosing work over them. He often misses birthdays. When he intends to miss Richard's 8th birthday, the third in a row, Derrick sets out to try to fix that.

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    Traducción autorizada de "Who's Asking" de sunflowerwonder http://archiveofourown.org/works/874706

    TG: digamos que te dare el placer
    TG: y vamos a pretender que toda esta basura teatralmente arrojada de tu inarticulada boca como las cataratas del niagara de pura mierda es realmente de fiar
    TG: que diablos quieres de mi

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    As the Ministry of Magic's new policies based on lineage begin warping into something resembling a caste system, Eridan Ampora must decide if he wants to go against his family and everything he was ever taught to stand by his friends. When he's not trying to beat back his own prejudices, he's left wondering why his romantic life is such a wreck, while also trying to get his insane Quidditch captain to tone it down a little.

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    Jake English has lived in the city of Becker all of his life, a famed city heralded by the Crocker Corporation and one of the government's leaders that established the town as a semi-dictatorship. But for Jake it's day in, day out with nothing changing until one day the tram he takes to work every morning gets switched due to an emergency. What he doesn't know is this one chance he tries to be brave and put himself in danger is the day he recieves a mysterious gold business card, giving him access to the highest tiers in Crocker Corp's popular cyberspace game, The Landscape, a place where your wildest dreams can come true. The part Jake is set out to find is that The Landscape isn't all what it seems, and with a little help from the Corporation's most popular program Dirk Strider, they're about to unlock a conspiracy neither of them thought possible.

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