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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    The Striders struggle with adjusting to their new living situation.

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    Rose Lalonde is a sheltered, spoiled, somewhat damaged kid.

    She really needs to see the light.

    UPDATE: on hiatus because college. ew.

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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    In the year 2065, Project Alternate was introduced. The goal was to mix the genes of humans and several animal species in the hopes of creating an advanced human.

    Nearly 100 years later, 2154, they succeeded.

    It only took 76 years for the humans to be overwhelmed, for even though there were few trolls, they used far more of their brain than humans, and were far stronger.

    Now in the year 2870 humans are slaves and pets, the trolls are led by the first of their kind, Her Imperious Condescension, and things don't seem to be changing.

    Some humans have escaped control and live in hiding.

    Some trolls must also remain hidden out of fear of getting culled for speaking up for equality.

    Some humans, and trolls too, find themselves wondering how they got in this mess.

    A hurricane is brewing, and they're caught in the eye.

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    They are glimpses into a future you have long since learnt can not be changed. They are hellish, because there is always blood and things you wish you could banish from those corners of your mind forever. They are cruel, because they leave you wide awake at one in the morning, with your temples throbbing and fear gnawing at you.

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    Being locked in a tower for 17 years really sucks, so when a lost stranger breaks into your home and offers you a way out you take it.

    Being a witch is a crime punishable by death in several towns. Science isn't magic but it might as well be with some of these people.

    Being heir to a kingdom means you will take on great responsibility and sometimes arranged political marriage is part of the deal, but when the Heirs of Winade and Ligain disappear from the castle the region is thrown for a loop.

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    “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.” ― Alfred Tennyson
    In which the creator of an electronics company meets a young boy who drastically changes her life, just as she impacts his.

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    Ricky Lalonde had no idea what a custody battle was.

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    "Sorry to do this to ya Renee, but the squirt's babysitter cancelled last second," the man said to the secretary, rather out of breath as he plopped his daughter in the chair next to Ricky. Renee didn't seem to have any response to this, so he kept going.

    "Swear to God she won't make a peep, iPad's got a full charge and her hankerin' for candy crush is impossible to satisfy. God, that bitch is gonna get a real kick out of how late I am."

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    The guardians find out what the kids have been up to and lay down the law.

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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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    8/?
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    Strider had a very brief moment of recognition that wow, those could not be normal eyes, before the Alternian started doing what could only be described as thrashing obnoxiously about and it was all that he could do to keep a hold of his sword and his perch in the cables, with the slightest bit of attention paid to trying to remember the crash course in the Alternian language that he'd attempted a couple of years before. Almost nothing useful came to mind; he couldn't remember if he'd ever learned anything remotely reassuring, and finally he settled for what he hoped was something along the lines of "we're on the same side."

    "Hey, uh - fuck, what was it - in cahoots, ok? I and you, in cahoots!"

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    Repeated Measures ANOVA test: appropriate to use when having the same subjects tested three or more times in order to see if a treatment has had any affect.

    When The Scratch results in the trolls finding themselves on Earth with the kids having no recollection of the game, and have instead lived normal lives up to this point, it seems to be a result of a simple glitch in the system. As they unwittingly start peeling back the layers of this new reality, it becomes apparent that there is much more wrong with this universe than meets the eye.

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    5/?
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    After Cancer's big reveal, the group begins to fraction. Rose desperately scrambles to keep everyone together.

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    “Dirk.”

    “Yeah Roxy?”

    “If a baby just crashed into my yard from outer space, does that mean she’s an alien?”

    “... If the exact same thing didn’t just happen to me yesterday, I would fly to New York and pour all your booze down the drain myself.”
    *~*
    Based on a sadstuck Headcanon I made. I promise it gets cute at the end.

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    Libra informs Dave that the coven is unstable, that they have a weakness. The coven confronts Cancer with the help of some Crockbertleys. Finally, some plot. Also, meeting additional spirits.

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    Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-cell organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few millennia evolution leaps forward. But what happens when four children are given the powers of Gods? What happens when, in a world that detests difference, what is different becomes something else entirely? And what happens when a secret government organisation gains knowledge of these children?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    6
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    Dave is oblivious, Rose is devious, and Dirk is a mess.

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    2/?
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    5
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    High School isn't what everyone expected. To add to it it's a human/paranormal/troll high school. Yeah. With magic, quadrants and drama around every turn no one expects what happens next.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    11
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    1
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    Tiny ficlets written for various prompts. 1) Calliope has only the best intentions. 2) Jake has a brilliant idea! 3) Dave/Jade angst. 4) Rose & Sollux on a plane. 5) Alpha!Rose considers her work. 6) Terezi & Dave play Clue.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    6
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    33
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    394

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