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    The guardians find out what the kids have been up to and lay down the law.

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Rose Lalonde used to be a popular author, but she stopped working on her flagship series and released a couple of mediocre novels. Roxy is a runaway teenager living on the streets and pick-pocketing for sustenance. When they meet, Rose is intrigued and offers to let Roxy stay at her manor indefinitely. Roxy accepts the offer just to get off the streets, but starts falling for the moody author. She just can’t shake off the feeling Rose is just using her.

    As she becomes more familiar with both Rose and the people around her, Roxy learns things, both about herself and Rose. Not all of them are pleasant.

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    This is just the beginning to show you what ships are coming and the setting. Plus any troll who isn't on the list is human, and coming to have some *fun*.

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    The Alpha Kids grow up in a Non-SBURB AU alongside each other in Houston, Texas, learning about themselves and what it's like to grow up.

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    Repeated Measures ANOVA test: appropriate to use when having the same subjects tested three or more times in order to see if a treatment has had any affect.

    When The Scratch results in the trolls finding themselves on Earth with the kids having no recollection of the game, and have instead lived normal lives up to this point, it seems to be a result of a simple glitch in the system. As they unwittingly start peeling back the layers of this new reality, it becomes apparent that there is much more wrong with this universe than meets the eye.

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    A boy with orange eyes who hides himself away in fear.

    A boy with red eyes that does the same.

    A girl with purple eyes that always seems to have an ace up her sleeve.

    A man with eyes no-one know the color of who wants to protect his brothers.

    A woman with pink eyes who drinks away her losses.

    A girl with green eyes who is the only sensible character, really.

    A boy with blue eyes who is hidden from the world, though the world is not hidden from him.

    A boy with grey eyes who hides through anger.

    A boy with orange eyes who was taken, and hidden, and kept.

    This is their story, and the story of how what is hidden can be revealed.

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    I suck a summarys. Seriously.

    This is going to be a long one, so stick around.

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    Rose Lalonde is a closeted, naive, slightly sheltered seventeen year old who just wants to be relatively normal. This plan of action doesn't work out at all after an ill-planned suicide attempt and a few awkward conversations with Jade Harley.

    heh

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    Crows are oddly attracted to Dave, you think watching him interact with his companions. A crow sits on his shoulder patiently waiting for him to feed it. It's moments like these that Dave seems to be the most at peace. You've asked Dirk about it, but he just mumbles something about 'sprites' before returning to his room. Dave won't tell you anything, in fact, he won't even get near you.

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    After Cancer's big reveal, the group begins to fraction. Rose desperately scrambles to keep everyone together.

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    “Dirk.”

    “Yeah Roxy?”

    “If a baby just crashed into my yard from outer space, does that mean she’s an alien?”

    “... If the exact same thing didn’t just happen to me yesterday, I would fly to New York and pour all your booze down the drain myself.”
    *~*
    Based on a sadstuck Headcanon I made. I promise it gets cute at the end.

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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your aunt. And no one tells you anything anymore.

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    Libra informs Dave that the coven is unstable, that they have a weakness. The coven confronts Cancer with the help of some Crockbertleys. Finally, some plot. Also, meeting additional spirits.

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    Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-cell organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few millennia evolution leaps forward. But what happens when four children are given the powers of Gods? What happens when, in a world that detests difference, what is different becomes something else entirely? And what happens when a secret government organisation gains knowledge of these children?

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    Dave is oblivious, Rose is devious, and Dirk is a mess.

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