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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    25/?
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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck based on an rp with my pal Tess (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    9/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    51
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    12
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    578
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    18,475
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    30
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    816
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    71/71
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    1076
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    621
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    112
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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    23,810
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    669
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    Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

    Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

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    75,735
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2168
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    Some people see college as a way to re-invent themselves. Others see it as a new chapter of their lives just waiting to be filled with adventure. Either way, everyone agrees that college is a time for new starts.
    For John Egbert, it's a chance to plan for the future and enjoy life alongside friends both new and old.
    For Vriska Serket, it might just be a way to finally forget. But old secrets have a way of coming back to haunt you, no matter how hard you fight to keep them buried.

    Web Building and Other Tricks of the Heart is a story of first tries, second chances, and learning that even when the world feels like it's come crashing down around you, it can always be re-built.

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    English
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    17,257
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    986
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    156,663
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    223
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    338
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    47
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    7610
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    Your name, is Dirk Strider. And as far as you're concerned, this is the beginning of the end of your life.

    With bags full of only what your parents allowed you to take, a fixed gaze and a heavy heart, you look upon the place that would be your new residence for the next few years of your life. Sburb institutions, an institution for the mentally unstable and unfit for society. This was so not ironic.

    In which Dirk goes to the Mental ward called Sburb Institution and meets friends, and enemies and crazy people.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    77
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    207
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    3386
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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    10,295
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    451
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    My first time writing for this particular pairing, my first time writing Dave in proper first person POV

    I had this thought once at like 2 in the morning in the middle of a game of Cards Against Humanity (with that one Dirk that /never/ sleeps, kudos to you friend)

    If you have a problem with the pairing, do feel free to comment and tell me to tag it and i will, despite it taking the fun out of the ending.

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    1,907
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    29
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, recently you just moved to Washington to your cousin's house with your two older brothers.And you didn't realize your life would change the moment you move here.

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    33,738
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
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    10
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    176
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    Rose Lalonde prepares to meet the man whose life she's about to inadvertedly ruin.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    102
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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

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    31,907
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    2932
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    Your name is ROSE, and you have never hated yourself quite so vehemently. All your friends are worried about you, at least while they're still there. You have never been so alone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    21
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    Alpha Dave is on location when he over works himself and falls ill. Luckily, Rose is never one to neglect those she cares for. Shippy if you squint. ; )

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    1,782
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    1
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    58
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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

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    3,607
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    442
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    You watch in horror as the other boy falls off the edge of the lone apartment building, surrounded by the ocean and void of any other human being. You, apparently, are not human, and you realize this as your body whirs in response to your distress. You hear a shout, a cry for help, just before the loud splash sounds, and you move before even a second thought. You throw yourself over, landing feet first into the ocean, but the salt doesn't hurt your eyes, and you don't feel very much pain from the fall.

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    English
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    2,988
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    82
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    For the first time in his life, John goes to Texas to visit his cousin for vacation. He doesn't really want to go to in the first place. But as John meets Jade's countryside friends a.k.a her fellow members of the club of pricks, he thinks that maybe Texas isn't so bad after all.

    And it just so happens that after all the years, he falls madly in love with the most insufferable of all pricks, Dave Strider.

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    English
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    20,635
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    334
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    You're in love but you're sure he's straight. Your brother wants to help, but he's the slut of your year. You don't know how it's going to go down because this wasn't the type of help you were thinking of.

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    English
    Words:
    5,381
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    338

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