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    You are not a witch.
    You are not a witch.
    You are not a witch.
    But are you completely sure of that?
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    A Rosemary fic set in 1400's Salem. This soup includes: witches, accusations, darkness, death, and your average dosage of gay.
    Aight, probably more than average.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    66/71
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    13,376
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    9/?
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    29
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    4
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    25/?
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    Rose Lalonde used to be a popular author, but she stopped working on her flagship series and released a couple of mediocre novels. Roxy is a runaway teenager living on the streets and pick-pocketing for sustenance. When they meet, Rose is intrigued and offers to let Roxy stay at her manor indefinitely. Roxy accepts the offer just to get off the streets, but starts falling for the moody author. She just can’t shake off the feeling Rose is just using her.

    As she becomes more familiar with both Rose and the people around her, Roxy learns things, both about herself and Rose. Not all of them are pleasant.

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    27/27
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    60
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    113
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    20
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    "Can the shark, you malignant landworm," )( snarls. "We ain't on TV now. My hate be pure and fuckin' true, but if that brackish brine is all you got for me, I'm a throw you the fuck back."

    Language:
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    3,449
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    3
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    42/42
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    284
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    38
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    an AU surrounding Davesprite, if he was Dave’s twin brother. Follow him through the course of life with his adopted family, the Lalondes, and through the struggles and triumphs of growing up and making friends while coming to terms with oneself. This is a tale of youth growing into adulthood–a tale of love, loss, and second chances.

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    2/?
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    2
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    21
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    4
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    A young male by the name David Eli Wilkerson or it used to be that until he was forced to become David Elizabeth Strider but now days you were just called Dave. He was currently writing in a notebook while his 'Brother' who was actually your kidnapper was out doing whatever it was he did. In this note book he was writing down on how it all began in hopes if some one found it they would remember who he was or be able to save him.

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    17/?
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    19
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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    2/?
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    Take the story of Fallout 3, mix in some Homestuck characters and you're set. Relationships, and characters don't appear til much later on so bear with me because it'll take time until John gets out of the vault, and goes off to find his father out in the Capital Wastelands. There is going to be violence, maybe some sexual parts, and importantly there might be some squeamish parts, but no worries I'll put something above just so you can be warned ahead of time before something big happens. And this is my first ever fic on the site, so enjoy! Also important thing about Dad Egbert's name: James. Just like in the games.

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    11,694
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck, written as always with my co-writer and rp specialist Abigail (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    49
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    Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

    Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

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    8/?
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    Dave Strider has just moved to Washington, where he meets a boy who apparently really likes swimming.

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    3,552
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    6
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    Título alternativo: ...En el cual Roxy está enamorada de Dirk desde que son niños pero él solo tiene ojos para Jake (cuando lo conoce) aunque ella se niega a abandonarle incluso cuando él sólo la necesita para ser su paño de lágrimas.

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    1,226
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    2/?
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    4
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    You're in love but you're sure he's straight. Your brother wants to help, but he's the slut of your year. You don't know how it's going to go down because this wasn't the type of help you were thinking of.

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    4,455
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    2
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    201
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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    English
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    15,567
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    15
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    41
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    10
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    390
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    The Alternian Empire has been spreading throughout the galaxy, conquering world after world. And when the battlefront on Earth suddenly grows much worse, an elite team of warriors chooses to fight the Empire and save their planet. Little do they know, the different forces aren't as different from them as they thought, and revolution is right around the corner.

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    2,016
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    3
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    1
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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    3
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    37
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    364
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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    English
    Words:
    12,440
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    665

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