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    With Sburb beaten, everything should go back to normal, right? All that's left now is to sit back and relax.
    Unfortunately, it seems as though the game has left you with more than a few souvenirs.

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    Roxy Lalonde is pregnant with Dirk Strider's babies. Dirk is dating Jake English. Jake is jealous of Dirk's relationship with Roxy. Is this triangle headed for a doomed timeline, or an epic story of love, sex and atypical family dynamics? Featuring Baby Dave and Rose.

    Check out my writing playlist at:
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL55sMClVn94UuEzZYVMYWOADC2ENAorkL

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    In the beta guardians' life after death, Bro tries to deal with the loss of Lil Cal and the sudden free thought that comes with it.

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    REWRITING
    PLEASE DONT READ THIS ONE
    YOU WILL BE V DISAPPOINTED IF YOU DO
    ;-;
    THE NEW STORY WILL BE ON MY PAGE
    YOu SHoUld READ THAT OnE
    THANKS

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    When Rose was 10, she was kidnapped from her home by a lord due to her magical sight. She then spent her life being passed around as a valuable prize, a spoil of war. At eighteen, the cycle is repeated when a lone troll appears to rescue her. She remains resigned to her fate, but her sight can't show her the surprises that await her.

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    You will be able to see the world in full color once you meet your soulmate but until then, you can only see the world in the eye color of your soulmate. However, you can alter the color your soulmate can see, for example, by wearing contact lenses. Like if you wear blue contact lenses, your soulmate sees the world in blue, purple makes them see the world in purple and etc. And you realize each day/week you get to see the world in a different color because your soulmate is being all cute and would want you to see every color there is and they probably have a huge collection of contact lenses by the time you both meet. You really can't wait to meet them, whoever they are, since you know that contact lenses are a huge pain to put in, it's why you just wear glasses.

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    yeah i occasionally like to write some fetishy things for my own amusement so. here's a bunch of them all grouped together.

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    You're just trying to get home, have a peaceful trip, stay as calm as a troll like you can until you get back to your moirail. All that shit. You didn't expect to make any lasting connections on the train, especially ones that live in your area. You definitely didn't expect to meet anyone quite like Dave Strider. Apparently the universe likes to prove you wrong.

    Somehow after that train ride, he fuses himself into your life. Another stubborn fucking barnacle with an uncanny ability to inconvenience you at every possible moment. Even while sleeping. But somehow, despite all the trouble, you still feel like he has the potential to make your life infuriatingly better. And you definitely can't act on it or let him know. Definitely.

     

    Updates Thursdays!

     

    Formerly 'Slip Sideways(etc)'

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    The story of a fallen star.

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    Real Men Wear Tights AU

    Dave is mute and his best friend is missing. And if you don't think that's bad, his brothers are jerks and one of them can guess what he's thinking. So, the youngest, palest Strider goes out to the middle of the ocean to find his friend with his brother, a half dog, and his brother's... something.

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    Two unlikely people who went through the one thing that could kill anyone. They always thought they were alone with the terrors. Turns out they never were.

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    When a dark wind sweeps Rose Lalonde away, it falls to the unlikeliest of sources to surpass the limits of human kind to get her back: her sister.

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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    Some people see college as a way to re-invent themselves. Others see it as a new chapter of their lives just waiting to be filled with adventure. Either way, everyone agrees that college is a time for new starts.
    For John Egbert, it's a chance to plan for the future and enjoy life alongside friends both new and old.
    For Vriska Serket, it might just be a way to finally forget. But old secrets have a way of coming back to haunt you, no matter how hard you fight to keep them buried.

    Web Building and Other Tricks of the Heart is a story of first tries, second chances, and learning that even when the world feels like it's come crashing down around you, it can always be re-built.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

    Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

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    in which the ending isn't really the end and no one's quite as happy as they thought they would be.

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    In a world where each Homestuck kid is cast into an alternate universe in which they're children of the Greek Gods.

    Aka Percy Jackson AU.
    FYI THIS IS *AFTER* THE BATTLE OF GAEA

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    Rose Lalonde has been rich from birth. Her blanket as an infant was Versace, she drives a Bugatti, she is rich. She is beyond rich, and that's the life she's know. It's always been her against the world with a small group of allies, and a mother that can't stand up half the time. Thrown into the look is her brother, a figure she's only heard of. He's Texan Trash of the highest degree, and he's never had a dime in his life. Thrown together when their father is arrested, she finds a number of things in her life are changing. For starters, she's going to need a job. One that requires some muscle, which she now happens to have. Of course, jumping into the world of criminal activity isn't safe. She certainly can't go to prison. Orange isn't her color, and she's certainly not ready to give up eyeshadow.

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    Long distance relationships are hard. They are even harder when you have no idea when they are going to end. John and Dave are working on it.

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