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    (when you're dead.)
    Tavros Nitram watches over the orphanage. Aradia Megido and Vriska Serket arrive together, but do not leave together.

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    Rose Lalonde used to be a popular author, but she stopped working on her flagship series and released a couple of mediocre novels. Roxy is a runaway teenager living on the streets and pick-pocketing for sustenance. When they meet, Rose is intrigued and offers to let Roxy stay at her manor indefinitely. Roxy accepts the offer just to get off the streets, but starts falling for the moody author. She just can’t shake off the feeling Rose is just using her.

    As she becomes more familiar with both Rose and the people around her, Roxy learns things, both about herself and Rose. Not all of them are pleasant.

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    The boys come up to visit the Lalondes for Mom's birthday and drama ensues which send Bro and D on a journey to find a certain hacker who missed an important date to help out their sister.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    So this all came about because I wondered what would happen if everybody was in the mob. This is what would happen apparently. It's just a bunch of dabbles and short fics about the cast and what happens when you give a bunch of goobers weapons training and a lack of moral standards. Enjoy CrewStuck!

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Summary: It was supposed to the best four years of their life but things start to change with the kids. They start to develop powers thus making them go on the run. This is an AU fic where Sburb does not happen. The kids develop their god tier powers.

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    You're name is David Strider, and you're playing fucking Squiddles monopoly with the entire gang-and you really want to kiss your best friend.

    ((Pathetic Teenage Crushes Ahoy!))

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    John is entering his first year of High school, and like any freshman during the 1950s', he is scared out of his mind. This all changes when he gets paired up with one of the scariest kids in school, Dave Strider, who teaches him the ins and outs on 'how to be cool'. But what will happen when the two of them get pulled into something they'd never even expected? And more importantly, will they ever actually pass Chemistry 9?

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    Ever wonder how things messed up to send Dirk Strider and Roxy Lalonde centuries away into the future?
    Yeah.
    They always wondered that too.

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    Humanstuck (only Beta trolls)

    Mom Lalonde discovers a secret from Hussie and Noir. Lots of things happens with the Alpha kids so they get together (mostly dirk with jake ehehe).
    So they start investigating about a Zombie Incident Experiment Thing and so the Betas and trolls join in.

    Alphas ---> 17 year olds
    Betas ---> 15 year olds
    Trolls ---> 15 year olds

    (Dedicated to: Ainoa!!!)

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    Post-Scratch Rose remembers.

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    Roxy had to build her (not entirely accurate) image of her mother from the evidence left behind.

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    A boy with orange eyes who hides himself away in fear.

    A boy with red eyes that does the same.

    A girl with purple eyes that always seems to have an ace up her sleeve.

    A man with eyes no-one know the color of who wants to protect his brothers.

    A woman with pink eyes who drinks away her losses.

    A girl with green eyes who is the only sensible character, really.

    A boy with blue eyes who is hidden from the world, though the world is not hidden from him.

    A boy with grey eyes who hides through anger.

    A boy with orange eyes who was taken, and hidden, and kept.

    This is their story, and the story of how what is hidden can be revealed.

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    I suck a summarys. Seriously.

    This is going to be a long one, so stick around.

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    A short tale* from The Appendices of the Learned: Fifth Edition (Appendix D, Part XIII).

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    *This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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    The Lalonde family is a family of elegant science women, even if one of them has a slightly different and less safe approach to science then the others.

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    Repeated Measures ANOVA test: appropriate to use when having the same subjects tested three or more times in order to see if a treatment has had any affect.

    When The Scratch results in the trolls finding themselves on Earth with the kids having no recollection of the game, and have instead lived normal lives up to this point, it seems to be a result of a simple glitch in the system. As they unwittingly start peeling back the layers of this new reality, it becomes apparent that there is much more wrong with this universe than meets the eye.

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