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    Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

    Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    There was something about those eyes that she couldn't get her mind around.
     
    It was the fifth time this week that the possum, or whatever it was, was coming by her house. She didn't think much of it at first. Possums weren't a big deal in her book. It'd just slink around, do its own cool possum thing, and then go back into the Wild where it lived and had a possum fam or whatevs, right?

    Nah, it came back the next night...and the next night. If it showed itself tonight, that'd be the sixth night it showed up.

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    He has ebony hair and dazzling blue eyes and tan skin and he loves movies and makes stupid jokes and you would wait an eternity for him.

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    an AU surrounding Davesprite, if he was Dave’s twin brother. Follow him through the course of life with his adopted family, the Lalondes, and through the struggles and triumphs of growing up and making friends while coming to terms with oneself. This is a tale of youth growing into adulthood–a tale of love, loss, and second chances.

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    3/?
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    26
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    John and his dad James are moving to a new place for a new start. Eager and ready for the new memories when things sadly turn sour for both along with many others lives following this downhill slope. What the heck is gonna happen?

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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    Indescribable. That's what life is. Especially for Jake English, big brother, caretaker, and demon hunter. He and his family have been hunting undesirable creatures since the beginning. There's not much else to do when you're an immortal angel sent from Prospit to watch over the humans.

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    2/?
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    The early days of Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider, everyone's favourite blonde bisexual rebels.

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    3/?
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    New family. New state. New beginnings. You are excited to start your new life with a new mom and siblings, even if some of their quirks are going to take some getting used to (swords, shitload of alcohol, and demonic overlords oh my) but it's always one thing that leaves you with a dry throat and a fluttering heartbeat.

    Dave Strider, known cool kid to most and biggest dork to you, has you thinking since you were 11, 'Oh shit you're really hot and I'm pretty sure I might like you and you're totally making my heart did weird flips and you're my step-brother. Great.'

    So... Yeah. Let's see how this goes.

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    "More like a love octagon or something. I like Jake, and only Jane knows that. Aranea likes Jake, me, Jane and Roxy all know about that. Jane likes Jake, me, Roxy and Meenah know about that. Meenah likes Aranea, everyone but Aranea knows that. Roxy likes Jake, I'm the only one that knows that, but she also likes Jane, and me and Jake know that."

    "Well shit."

    "What's up with your love triangle?"

    "Not much of one. Rose and Kanaya are dating, Jade likes both of them and is planning on telling them soon. I like John, but he's straighter then a package of rulers in a church. I like Karkat too, but he hates my guts, so that's a no there. I think John had a thing for Rose, but that was last year, and he seems pretty over it by now."

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    'Stars skirted the far reaches of her field of vision but she could not turn her head to pull them into focus. Instead, she let the weight of the ocean above her pull her limply down.'

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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    17/?
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    43/?
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    16/?
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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your sister, your aunt, your co-workers. And no one seems to tell you the truth anymore.

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    6/?
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, recently you just moved to Washington to your cousin's house with your two older brothers.And you didn't realize your life would change the moment you move here.

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    8/?
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    Dave doesn't survive the game. Davesprite does. When Sburb's endgame door sends the kids to a reset Earth, Davesprite finds himself restored as the Default Dave because Sburb doesn't care about anyone's survivor's guilt.

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    Space, the final frontier. Well, sort of. You see, Time is as vast as Space, so they’re both considered the final frontier. At least until it was discovered that there was a fifth dimension of Probability but that’s irrelevant to the story.

    What is relevant is the fact that in our universe, two species were in a universal war with each other. The Gems vs The Trolls. If you’re reading this story, chances are you know who they are already but I’ll explain them anyways. The gems are a non-organic, factory made species ruled by four uber ge- wait, it’s three not four apparently. When did that happen? Oh well. Next we have the trolls. A bunch of organic assholes who think that blood color decides your fate. They’re ruled by a space queen who never heard of breath mints before. Now these two species were fighting over control of the universe, which is pretty stupid because if you tried to control the entire universe you’d probably die of stress or greed. They didn’t figure this out though so they fought each other for control. Anyways, one such place was a planet called Earth.

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