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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Crows are oddly attracted to Dave, you think watching him interact with his companions. A crow sits on his shoulder patiently waiting for him to feed it. It's moments like these that Dave seems to be the most at peace. You've asked Dirk about it, but he just mumbles something about 'sprites' before returning to his room. Dave won't tell you anything, in fact, he won't even get near you.

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    High School isn't what everyone expected. To add to it it's a human/paranormal/troll high school. Yeah. With magic, quadrants and drama around every turn no one expects what happens next.

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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck, written as always with my co-writer and rp specialist Abigail (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    Being human is tough, or at least pretending to be one is.

    Rose Lalonde, a young Witch in NYC, want's to write a book on mythical creatures, such as herself, but how is she supposed to do that if she's never met any!

    Dave Strider has decided that he's the shittiest vampire that has ever lived. He can't even stomach blood properly! Dirk says it gets easier, but he has his doubts...

    Jade Harley wakes up one night, completely naked and surrounded by animal carcasses, in Central Park. She can only think of one explanation...

    Feferi Peixes really can't figure out how to use her new land dweller legs, or why humans do the things they do, but hey, if she's going to be stuck here, at least it's with her best friend! Right?

    John Egbert still can't believe he's dead.

     

    This is basically a play on the show "being human". The story is entirely different, but it is definitely inspired by the show. (Kind of ooc, by the way, sorry!)

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    29/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    23/?
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    Rose Lalonde used to be a popular author, but she stopped working on her flagship series and released a couple of mediocre novels. Roxy is a runaway teenager living on the streets and pick-pocketing for sustenance. When they meet, Rose is intrigued and offers to let Roxy stay at her manor indefinitely. Roxy accepts the offer just to get off the streets, but starts falling for the moody author. She just can’t shake off the feeling Rose is just using her.

    As she becomes more familiar with both Rose and the people around her, Roxy learns things, both about herself and Rose. Not all of them are pleasant.

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    13/?
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    10
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    Some people see college as a way to re-invent themselves. Others see it as a new chapter of their lives just waiting to be filled with adventure. Either way, everyone agrees that college is a time for new starts.
    For John Egbert, it's a chance to plan for the future and enjoy life alongside friends both new and old.
    For Vriska Serket, it might just be a way to finally forget. But old secrets have a way of coming back to haunt you, no matter how hard you fight to keep them buried.

    Web Building and Other Tricks of the Heart is a story of first tries, second chances, and learning that even when the world feels like it's come crashing down around you, it can always be re-built.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Basically following John and Dave as they grow up and therefore go on the road to discovering who they are. Or something like that.

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    3/?
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    DISCONTINUED STORY

    I mean you can read it if you want but it's not that good and it's not gonna get updated anymore anyways, soo.....

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    Jade may be cinching nuclear physics, but the extra padding under her skirt proves that, unbeknownst to her classmates, she's having trouble in other areas. One of those classmates in particular, however, is about to get up close and personal with her greatest secret, and it turns out they have more in common than she might think.

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    A young male by the name David Eli Wilkerson or it used to be that until he was forced to become David Elizabeth Strider but now days you were just called Dave. He was currently writing in a notebook while his 'Brother' who was actually your kidnapper was out doing whatever it was he did. In this note book he was writing down on how it all began in hopes if some one found it they would remember who he was or be able to save him.

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    15/?
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    18/?
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    That's what you've always done, both of you—you make do.

    Prompt: "Remember when Mom and Dad had their first (and final) date?"

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    On his 11th birthday, Dirk Strider gets a video message from his brother. And then another one. And soon he realizes that his brother, whom now is long gone, pre-recorded a message for every day until his 15th birthday.
    On her 11th birthday, Roxy Lalonde also gets a message from her mom. At first she's scared that it's fake, that she's being watched. But then slowly, she begins to trust.
    And one day she gets a message from a boy calling himself Dirk Strider, who says he's like her... alone. So they talk. And talk and slowly they become best friends.
    And then they meet four other kids from the past. And it's nice.

    For a while.

    ((based off of synnesai's comic and this lovely fic: http://archiveofourown.org/works/459951 )

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    The life and times of D. Strider and R. Lalonde, sometimes-fugitives.

    This is not a story about the history of the Wizarding War. This is a definitive guide to falling in with Rose Lalonde, who started out as Dave Strider's terrible fated rival. What she ends up as depends on whom you're asking.

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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

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    29,241
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    36
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    143
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    20
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    A non suburb AU in which the world is flooded by the Condesce and Roxy becomes the last person alive.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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