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    Or: "Four Different Ways To Say 'I Love You'"

    In a world where people are born with their soulmate's name on their wrist, John Egbert has three. The trick to this is finding them.

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    2/4
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    11
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    81
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    12
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    940
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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    English
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    80,218
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    74/91
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    12
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    645
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    Snapshots of the Striders as they grow up in Texas with the twins being cute little kids and Bro and D trying to figure out how to be good guardians. The twins' ages are between 5 and 7.

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    English
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    3,264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    207
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    Repeated Measures ANOVA test: appropriate to use when having the same subjects tested three or more times in order to see if a treatment has had any affect.

    When The Scratch results in the trolls finding themselves on Earth with the kids having no recollection of the game, and have instead lived normal lives up to this point, it seems to be a result of a simple glitch in the system. As they unwittingly start peeling back the layers of this new reality, it becomes apparent that there is much more wrong with this universe than meets the eye.

    Language:
    English
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    20,859
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    104
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,009,870
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    652
    Kudos:
    683
    Bookmarks:
    162
    Hits:
    36028
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
    Words:
    71,296
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1938
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    In which Bro meets his alternate universe post scratch gender swapped 13year old self and she moves in with him and gendersawp Dave. Hijinks and Shenanigans ensue at Texas School For Not Quite Teenagers with all the trolls, AAAAAAAALL OF THEM and no one questions why they're gray and have horns because "they're just the exchange students from Canada!", the beta kids, the other alpha kids who also got sucked into this alternate universe, all of them are gender swapped, and normal students who just sorta have to deal with all this bullshit. Hussie is the principle, with Spades Slick as Vice Principle. What could go wrong?!

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    English
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    9,815
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    79
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
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    74,956
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3096
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

    Language:
    English
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    10,765
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    820
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    So, to recap, she was seventeen and a half, had a multi-million dollar company, a mean streak, and a head of hair that went to her calves. Her life was okay in her opinion. Great, but okay at the same time, and she was momentarily satisfied.

    Her mother on the other hand was not.

    It was shortly after that point in her life she met Laird English.

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    English
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    "The slow eroding of your heart was as insidious as any cancer. But the true tragedy of it was how you didn’t even notice you were decaying until your defences wore away and the sadness trickled slowly, slowly into your chest. All of a sudden you forgot how to be a sister, a daughter, a lover. You forgot youth and joy and love. All of a sudden you needed music louder than your thoughts, and words stronger than your emptiness. You needed a rope, a razor, a whole bottle of pills. And you found them, oh in that darkness, did you find them."

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    English
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    2,586
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    114
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    Language:
    English
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    9,564
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    442
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    The first death had been close to his heart, and suddenly the world had no breeze.
    The second death had come as a shock, and he felt himself being being boxed in by reality.
    The third death was filled with denial, leaving an empty void where no light would enter.
    The fourth and final death pushed him over the edge, his heart shattering to pieces.

    No more, he said as he completed the contract.

    No more.

    Language:
    English
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    11,826
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    464
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    A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".

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    English
    Words:
    208,424
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    258
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    59
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    14920
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    Just a bunch of things I wrote that the kids wish the had said to their guardians, or just silly things they wrote

    Language:
    English
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    496
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    116
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    A fanadventure ft. dead people. (And the people who see them. You might catch a few of those, too.)

    Updates Tuesdays and Saturdays on Placebound!

    Language:
    English
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    3,622
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    73
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    Karkat and Kankri have to move to live with their God-Father and his two sons. Various shenanigans ensue, including sloppy make-outs, perfectly generic school projects, Dave being a conniving douche, and at some point, John is wet and doesn't have a shirt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,846
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    280
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,491
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    320
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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,955
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2202
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    One night, two children were taken. And then returned. Except switched.

    This is the story of how those two children now teens, find each other.

    And then battle against a tyrant.

    With their (biological or not) snarky sister.

    This'll be fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,909
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    148

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