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    They don't call it the business of the Damned for no reason.
    His name was Dre Strider, and he had only the best intentions when he joined the lucrative business of the Slave Trade.

    -France, late 1700s, Dre only wanted to keep his two sisters out of the streets.
    -There's always equal punishment for the crime.
    (Dre Strider is Alpha! Bro, and this is a very hefty ass au- giving the background for Dre)

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    English
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    2,575
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    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    6
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    2
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    They fought like cats and dogs, but never at school. At school they didn’t even look at each other—but on the bus, at home, at the park, when their families got together for dinner, they were at each other’s throats; they kept each other on their toes.
    Roxy hated him. He was an asshole who had nothing, except the one thing she wanted more than anything. Dirk hated her. She was a brat who got everything anyone could ever want served to her on a silver plate without even lifting a finger.
    Yet they couldn’t stay away from each other.

    Language:
    English
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    22,840
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    585
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    Dave Strider is too cool for shitty, unironic cliches. Especially cliches involving heroism, prophecies, and the ilk. Unfortunately for Strider, his third-year at Hogwarts begins with a stunning development when the 13-year old finds out about a strange prophecy made about a red-eyed child...

    Language:
    English
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    1,262
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    501
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    Dave is your stereotypical vampire - he burns in the sun, can live for centuries, and feasts on human blood. When he fails to take a bite in the jugular of a cute brunet stranger, he decides to ask for the dude's number instead. They meet up and bond a little over stupid young adult things.
    But when this young brunet he met gets into a car accident, Dave learns that his new friend might not be who, or what, he expected.

    this is actually an rp that has been copy/pasted with the ooc convos removed
    very lazy editing
    have fun

    Language:
    English
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    40,119
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    667
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    Karkat has hidden himself away in the new army for the New Mighty Empress, Feferi. Her rule has freed lowbloods from injustice, but now there's too many empty holes to fill. His mission: obtain slaves. His target: Planet Earth. What he doesn't know is that Earth has more surprises than he can really keep up with. John is one of them. His blue eyes are another.

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    English
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    23,646
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2201
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    Another unprompted. Scenario's been in my head that the doomed Beta Dave and Rose (Davesprite and the dreamself that Alpha Rose absorbed) might have ended up together...

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    260
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    You never wanted to be like this.

    Or, Rose and alcohol.

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    1,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    5
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    107
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    John's primary concern is for his friends and their slow, molasses-like distancing that even for all of its languidness will always feel too fast and unwanted, like an old Sonic meme.
    John's secondary concern is for his schoolwork, tiring and demanding on a near-daily basis because who ever thought college would actually be, I dunno, work? Especially when you aren't sure exactly which direction you want to be going in.

    So what happens when his best friend's older brother starts slinking his way into his life?

    Priorities shift and shit goes down.
    And John is left to wonder what's really important.

    Language:
    English
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    3,028
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    373
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    A Derse family AU where Roxy Lalonde is Dirk Strider's older sister and due to shenanigans in the '90s, they're attempting to raise both Rose and Dave as Lalondes.

    It works out about as well as you'd expect.

    Act 1: shit lets be parents
    Act 2: middle school blows
    Act 3: (mostly) teenage shenanigans

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    113,016
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
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    A really, really short oneshot about Rose going grimdark that I ended up writing as a warmup.

    Language:
    English
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    180
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    76
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    My name is Aria Keehl and I was never one of the people in high school that had many friends or the person that a lot of people got along with. So having to move to a new state was almost a relief. That is until I pried to much and lost most of the friends I had gotten and everything just seemed to get out of hand. But I'm getting ahead of myself, lets go back to the beginning. Two week into Senior year to be exact actually.

    I just hope they forgive me.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    8
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    When Dave Strider moves in some old creepy house with his sister, the last thing he expects is to find a bunch of quite... special ghosts.

    And especially to become bros with one of them.

    (Honestly, he knew something would be fucked up with this house.)

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    English
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    1,614
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    603
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    Your name is Gamzee Makara, and you’re juggalo blessed with the gift to hear the Mirthful Messiahs.

    Your name is David Strider, and you have the most unimaginable crush on your older brother.

    Your name is Tavros Nitram, and you were raped by your female friend.

    Your name is Cronus Ampora, and you're a transgendered male in a homophobic society.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you've been infected with HIV since birth.

    Your name is John Egbert, and you're a gay teenager living under the roof of a strict Catholic father.

    Your name is Latula Pyrope, and your boyfriend has been mentally disabled since you got into a car crash.

    Your name is Sollux Captor, and you have to live with severe, unmedicated bipolar disorder.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam, and you have to look perfect.

    Language:
    English
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    8,738
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    One day, for no particular reason, Dave Strider finds himself unstuck in time and ends up messing with a dangerous criminal. From their vantage point in normal chronology, the readers boggle vacantly at his non-linear shenanigans, with only the assistance of "Items"--useful illustrations--to give them any idea what his personal order of events is. Highly experimental, may be confusing. Requires some degree of brainwork.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    48
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    984
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    Also known as Babbystuck. John and Karkat's adventures through growing up in a world where trolls and humans live together semi-peacefully. Full of fluffy baby/grub cuteness then kid cuteness then teen awkwardness then more teen cuteness. Rating will steadily grow up as we watch our favorite boys and their palhonchos grow up too.

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    English
    Words:
    18,675
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    436
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    13604
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    With the death of the guardians, Bro, Dad, Grandpa, Mom, and Nanna all find themselves in limbo. A psychopomp appears to show them to their final rest. They all witness their lives and realize they must move on, some more quietly than others.

    Language:
    English
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    8,485
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    237
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    Just a lot of oneshots based off songs! They may contain triggers, which will be listed at the beginning of each chapter (if there are any!) Also, I LOVE taking requests for songs!

    Language:
    English
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    7,019
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    241
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    Rose gets lost in the woods. Unsubtle allusions to classic folk tales ensue.

    Language:
    English
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    4,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    9168
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    so basically it's like dave's ultra nervous about being around his crush and then some stuff happens idk

    Language:
    English
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    12,895
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1461
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    'We both know we shouldn't be so close,
    but you're talkin' dirty,
    it's 2:30 in the morning.'

    A character study in the ways of Strider-Lalondes, and how they both seem to care too much yet not at all.

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    English
    Words:
    5,714
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    269

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