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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    11/?
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    A fill for HSWC Bonus Round 1.

    "Dave/Rose

    Remember when Dave found out Rose was his sister?"

    NOTES: I made them cousins. Also, the warnings and tags? They get as far as a boob touch, but I tagged it to be safe.

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    1/1
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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching observing her for years.

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    1/?
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    You know, Skaia is definitely not on the list of the top ten places you want to be right now. After all, it was only a couple hours ago (hours, you repeated. Only hours) that you were met with your own death; as well as the death of… several others. Jack Noir is a real jerk. Regardless, you have a job to do here, a job that only you and one other person, though you suppose that the Sprites could help, could do. The dead needed to be laid to rest; buried.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    3/?
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    12
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    395
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    128
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    The first death had been close to his heart, and suddenly the world had no breeze.
    The second death had come as a shock, and he felt himself being being boxed in by reality.
    The third death was filled with denial, leaving an empty void where no light would enter.
    The fourth and final death pushed him over the edge, his heart shattering to pieces.

    No more, he said as he completed the contract.

    No more.

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    4/?
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    7
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    6/?
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    35
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    48
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    7
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    John falls in love with his new stepsister.

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    1/1
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    2
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    8
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    2
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    Mr. Lalonde has never been a close father to the boys, always choosing work over them. He often misses birthdays. When he intends to miss Richard's 8th birthday, the third in a row, Derrick sets out to try to fix that.

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    1/1
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    4
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    25
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    1
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    306
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    People say when you meet your soulmate, it's immediately clear: you are filled with a sense of joy and love and rightness that you have never felt before. Most people don't have to put up with as much bullshit as Dave Strider. [Based off of this post: http://kenezbian.tumblr.com/post/83532261235]

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    10/?
    Comments:
    42
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    165
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    28
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    2021
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    As the Ministry of Magic's new policies based on lineage begin warping into something resembling a caste system, Eridan Ampora must decide if he wants to go against his family and everything he was ever taught to stand by his friends. When he's not trying to beat back his own prejudices, he's left wondering why his romantic life is such a wreck, while also trying to get his insane Quidditch captain to tone it down a little.

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    1/?
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    13
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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your aunt. And no one tells you anything anymore.

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    1/?
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    38/40
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    778
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    "The woman stared at the cat, a bitter smile creeping onto her face. 'I wish I could have had a daughter, you know. At this point I’m willing to trade all 12 of my sons for a girl, even, just for the chance to rid myself of the blight that is my youngest son. Let her be green skinned and bald for all I care! Anyone is better than that little shit!'
    'Well if that’s truly what you want, then who am I to object?'"

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    Princess Calliope was born with a curse that made her green skinned and bald. After a stunning revelation, she goes off in search of her 12 brothers who disappeared the day she was born. Along the way she meets the cheerful princess to the neighboring kingdom, makes a deal with a sarcastic and cryptic fairy, and finds that there's more to her curse than a simple wish gone wrong.
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    A story based (a little loosely) off the 12 Wild Geese, an Irish Fairy Tale.

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    3,071
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    2/48
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    15
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    Humanstuck (only Beta trolls)

    Mom Lalonde discovers a secret from Hussie and Noir. Lots of things happens with the Alpha kids so they get together (mostly dirk with jake ehehe).
    So they start investigating about a Zombie Incident Experiment Thing and so the Betas and trolls join in.

    Alphas ---> 17 year olds
    Betas ---> 15 year olds
    Trolls ---> 15 year olds

    (Dedicated to: Ainoa!!!)

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    2/?
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    13
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    2
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    Roxanne "Mom" Lalonde finally decides to get help for her alcoholism. When she goes to apologize to her sister Rose as part of her 12-step program, she gets caught up in helping her discover an ancient family secret.

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    5
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    184
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    Dirk Strider and his guardian, Dre Strider, are more than just smooth talkers, and way more than human- literally out of this world-class lovers.
    Dave Strider and his guardian, Bro Strider, are more than just average humans.

    A continuation of /The Price of Love/ wherein Dirk and Dave figure out their relationship properly, and explore both of their own pasts, revealing dark secrets on both ends.
    And Dre and Bro, find out what it really means to fall in love in the most ironic and strange as fuck way possible. Their exploration of starting and having a relationship is a bit more seismic in comparison to the boys. These are the Bros, and they might fuck around, but they have both been around, and seen more than their fair share. Everyone has a past, and its through their memories that they might move on. Loving or not.

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    1,122
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    6
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    1
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    212
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    Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.

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    267
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    730
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    206
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    Dave and Sollux are college room mates, it's near the end of semester when Dave gets contacted by Bro, telling him he 'desperately' needs to look after the flat in Texas. Dave brings up the idea to Sollux, who happily agrees to go with him.

    It's a road trip of memories.

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    English
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    6,925
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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