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    Inspired by a roleplay with my pretty little lady.
    A Picture A Day Keeps Our Relationship Sane

    Bro and Dad go to the same college (more like art school?).
    Dad is a director, Bro is a musician.
    And their friend, "Momma" Lalonde is in movie makeup.
    All are in photography for some reason.
    This is set in the 70's, but I'm making some historic inaccuracies for the sake of the plot, bear with me.

    rated M for language and for later smut because I AM MAKING THIS HAPPEN
    [whispers] my inner John is dying and squealing at the same time help

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    English
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    398
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    821,816
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    354
    Kudos:
    476
    Bookmarks:
    118
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    The Strider Family moves over to the Lalonde family household for a week. Shit ensues.

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    695
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    2,604
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    78
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    People say when you meet your soulmate, it's immediately clear: you are filled with a sense of joy and love and rightness that you have never felt before. Most people don't have to put up with as much bullshit as Dave Strider. [Based off of this post: http://kenezbian.tumblr.com/post/83532261235]

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    English
    Words:
    41,542
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1416
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
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    33,125
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    444
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    John&John's Dad (or any kid & deceased guardian)

    The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
    - F. Scott Fitzgerald; The Great Gatsby

    Series
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    English
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    498
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    The kid's wake up in a familiar place, and see a familiar face.

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    English
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    251
    Chapters:
    1/4
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    1
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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

    Series
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    English
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    87,087
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    446
    Kudos:
    802
    Bookmarks:
    154
    Hits:
    18649
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    Places, places, get in your places
    Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.
    Everyone thinks that we're perfect
    Please don't let them look through the curtains.

    Picture, picture, smile for the picture
    Pose with your brother, won't you be a good sister?
    Everyone thinks that we're perfect
    Please don't let them look through the curtains.

    D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E
    I see things that nobody else sees.
    (D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E
    I see things that nobody else sees)

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    English
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    904
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    7
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    1
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    140
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    Introduction to Super John Galaxy

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    English
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    245
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    23
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    714
    Bookmarks:
    112
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    it takes longer to go grimdark than you'd think, certainly longer than the time it takes to have one's heart broken

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    951
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    17
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    Un mundo refinado y bañado por oro puede ocultar hasta las más perversas acciones de las personas consideradas la crème de la crème en la sociedad, pero nada puede quedarse en secreto por demasiado tiempo. Multi Pairing

    Language:
    Español
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    4,329
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    A small drabble about a drunken Lalonde Mother's day.
    Every time that dreadful day rolls around, Miss Mom Lalonde takes advantage of her "ungrateful" daughter, giving herself her own mother's day gift. Unfortunately, this time Rose's best friends get an accidental front row seat via webcam, and get to see what Miss Lalonde is packing, and why Rose really detests her mother so much.
    (Very non-con. Shemale Mom Lalonde, normal Female Rose.)

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    English
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    2,415
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

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    English
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    8,405
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    339
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    Prompt: "So the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse are rival kingdoms to the end. Derse hates Prospit more than Prospit hates Derse, but that's not the point. The point is, while the Kings and Queens would like nothing more than to see their rivals dead, their children are having secret affairs with each other."

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    English
    Words:
    3,612
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    429
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    A group of families with connections to SkaiaNet and the Beta Guardians enters the game. Same-universe spinoff written to be accessible to non-Homestuck readers.

    Elaine Timbal of New York, a senior developer at SkaiaNet, uses her inside knowledge of Sburb to protect her family - but in doing so reveals the sacrifices it took to build the game.

    Martin Nunsworth of Oxford, UK, Bro Strider's old fencing master, seizes it as an opportunity to save his students. Meanwhile, his wife Maria reveals chilling information about what's to come.

    Alok Misra of Bangalore, India, a distribution contractor for SkaiaNet, finds Jade Harley's copy of the Sburb beta impossible to deliver. The extra copy represents a chance to escape for he and his family.

    In Washington State, Dad Egbert's sisters prepare to enter the game, but a crippling injury and severe damage to Sburb's own infrastructure leave them scrambling.

    As these four families prepare to enter, one thing becomes clearer and clearer: they are not welcome. Exactly four people were meant to play Sburb, and the game doesn't take kindly to stowaways...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,830
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    718
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    I am very, very sorry.

    Series
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    English
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    444
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    21
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    This crack ship was my very first ashen fic. I wrote this two years ago, in about two days, while I struggled with writing anything original, or even anything else fannish. I should have realized my calling then, but alas, it took me much longer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    52

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