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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

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    8/?
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    12
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    26
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    2
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    40/40
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    1138
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    837
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    132
    Hits:
    16530
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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching observing her for years.

    ~This updates almost weekly~

    Language:
    English
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    9,554
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    371
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
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    29,811
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    921
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    895,158
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    506
    Kudos:
    557
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    28017
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    Set in the post Sburb universe, the kids find themselves back on an Earth that has no idea that SBurb ever existed. The entire thing was a hoax set up by teenagers seeking media attention.
    The kids, based on how far they made it into the sburb universe, have varied forms of amnesia. Since John, Jade, Rose, and Dave made it the farthest inside the Sburb universe they remember the most. However, they find that no matter how hard they try, it's impossible to remember the trolls completely. Facing day to day life, they go through carrying the heaviest secrets of all. Not only was Sburb real, they have yet to be able to talk to the trolls in three years.
    The story now picks up on a familiar date in mid-April, where the kids fly to Houston to compete in a nation wide music fest and finally start to remember.

    Please Note that relationships haven't been developed yet and that the Alphas do not appear until Chapter Five.

    Part of the Refrain Universe. For best results, read Refrain first.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    26,743
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    912
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,477
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    797
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    Roxy Lalonde is an assassin, but she doesn't like her newest job. Dirk Strider is her partner, and it's up to him to see it through.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,837
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    42
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,927
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    628
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    What happened to Tavros? Where is he? You cant help but worry. It's only been a few hours... Maybe he got caught up at work? Or maybe something worse has happened...? Either way, you need to find out soon, or you'll go mental...

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    English
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    3,041
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    107
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    "The woman stared at the cat, a bitter smile creeping onto her face. 'I wish I could have had a daughter, you know. At this point I’m willing to trade all 12 of my sons for a girl, even, just for the chance to rid myself of the blight that is my youngest son. Let her be green skinned and bald for all I care! Anyone is better than that little shit!'
    'Well if that’s truly what you want, then who am I to object?'"

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    Princess Calliope was born with a curse that made her green skinned and bald. After a stunning revelation, she goes off in search of her 12 brothers who disappeared the day she was born. Along the way she meets the cheerful princess to the neighboring kingdom, makes a deal with a sarcastic and cryptic fairy, and finds that there's more to her curse than a simple wish gone wrong.
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    A story based (a little loosely) off the 12 Wild Geese, an Irish Fairy Tale.

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    English
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    5,420
    Chapters:
    3/48
    Comments:
    1
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    378
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    Or: "Four Different Ways To Say 'I Love You'"

    In a world where people are born with their soulmate's name on their wrist, John Egbert has three. The trick to this is finding them.

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    English
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    5,642
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    1/4
    Comments:
    1
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    36
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    8
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    265
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    Bonus Round 3 fill for the HSWC.

    "Jade♥Rose

    The story of Little Rose Riding Hood and the Grimbark Wolf"

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    999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    A fill for HSWC Bonus Round 1.

    "Dave/Rose

    Remember when Dave found out Rose was his sister?"

    NOTES: I made them cousins. Also, the warnings and tags? They get as far as a boob touch, but I tagged it to be safe.

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    English
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    2,909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    67
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    You know, Skaia is definitely not on the list of the top ten places you want to be right now. After all, it was only a couple hours ago (hours, you repeated. Only hours) that you were met with your own death; as well as the death of… several others. Jack Noir is a real jerk. Regardless, you have a job to do here, a job that only you and one other person, though you suppose that the Sprites could help, could do. The dead needed to be laid to rest; buried.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    The first death had been close to his heart, and suddenly the world had no breeze.
    The second death had come as a shock, and he felt himself being being boxed in by reality.
    The third death was filled with denial, leaving an empty void where no light would enter.
    The fourth and final death pushed him over the edge, his heart shattering to pieces.

    No more, he said as he completed the contract.

    No more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,781
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    277
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    John falls in love with his new stepsister.

    Language:
    English
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    3,481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    188
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    Mr. Lalonde has never been a close father to the boys, always choosing work over them. He often misses birthdays. When he intends to miss Richard's 8th birthday, the third in a row, Derrick sets out to try to fix that.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    415
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    People say when you meet your soulmate, it's immediately clear: you are filled with a sense of joy and love and rightness that you have never felt before. Most people don't have to put up with as much bullshit as Dave Strider. [Based off of this post: http://kenezbian.tumblr.com/post/83532261235]

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    61,698
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2089
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    As the Ministry of Magic's new policies based on lineage begin warping into something resembling a caste system, Eridan Ampora must decide if he wants to go against his family and everything he was ever taught to stand by his friends. When he's not trying to beat back his own prejudices, he's left wondering why his romantic life is such a wreck, while also trying to get his insane Quidditch captain to tone it down a little.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,268
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    165

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