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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

    Language:
    English
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    27,319
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    162
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    942,091
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    570
    Kudos:
    620
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
    31560
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,247
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1349
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,210
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2023
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    One night, two children were taken. And then returned. Except switched.

    This is the story of how those two children now teens, find each other.

    And then battle against a tyrant.

    With their (biological or not) snarky sister.

    This'll be fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,229
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    45
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    A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    186,974
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    13799
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you have CLINICAL DEPRESSION.

    People say that depression isn't that bad but, boy are they wrong. You've had first hand experiences of depression and you want off this depression ship. So, one day you just decide to kill yourself.

    Except, that's not the end of it. Next you learn that there's an afterworld?!

    Maybe you should check your prescription again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,586
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    236
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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching over her for years.

    --This updates almost weekly--

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,263
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1212
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    In a world of mystery and darkness, some things are meant to be kept secret.

    Karkat Vantas is a new student at Skaian Fields Night School. He'd prefer to be anywhere else.

    The life of a student is hard, but things can get really tricky when your classmates are monsters, spell-casters, mutants, and psychics.

    It's even trickier when you are even weirder than any of them.

    Romance and magical conundrums are bound to ensue, but beware of the things in the dark.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,991
    Chapters:
    2/25
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    240
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    A group of families with connections to SkaiaNet and the Beta Guardians enters the game. Same-universe spinoff written to be accessible to non-Homestuck readers.

    Elaine Timbal of New York, a senior developer at SkaiaNet, uses her inside knowledge of Sburb to protect her family - but in doing so reveals the sacrifices it took to build the game.

    Martin Nunsworth of Oxford, UK, Bro Strider's old fencing master, seizes it as an opportunity to save his students. Meanwhile, his wife Maria reveals chilling information about what's to come.

    Alok Misra of Bangalore, India, a distribution contractor for SkaiaNet, finds Jade Harley's copy of the Sburb beta impossible to deliver. The extra copy represents a chance to escape for he and his family.

    In Washington State, Dad Egbert's sisters prepare to enter the game, but a crippling injury and severe damage to Sburb's own infrastructure leave them scrambling.

    As these four families prepare to enter, one thing becomes clearer and clearer: they are not welcome. Exactly four people were meant to play Sburb, and the game doesn't take kindly to stowaways...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,321
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    785
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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    104,836
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    544
    Kudos:
    955
    Bookmarks:
    179
    Hits:
    21844
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    With Dave's birthday rolling around, Rose get's together a few people for a special birthday surprise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,064
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    280
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,211
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    719
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    People say when you meet your soulmate, it's immediately clear: you are filled with a sense of joy and love and rightness that you have never felt before. Most people don't have to put up with as much bullshit as Dave Strider. [Based off of this post: http://kenezbian.tumblr.com/post/83532261235]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,188
    Chapters:
    11/12
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2573
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    Dirk’s only ever seen photos of Jake English before. He thought the boy was mildly attractive--model material, sure, but nothing special. No alluring mystique, but enough enthusiasm to make up for it on an amateur level.
    In real life, he is perfect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    679
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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,658
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1945
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,301
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1087
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    Everyone thinks the Strider-Lalonde family is practically perfect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    923
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    52
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    My name is Roxy Lalonde and I spend my summer with my smoking hot step-brothers.

    [Future NSFW]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,436
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Karkat Vantas is just starting to get out on his own, but his entire world is shattered by meeting his rather attractive roommate, needlessly irritating roommate.

    Dave Strider doesn't get the newbie on the grounds, who seems to hate everything and anything he says or does.

    So how is it that they're falling hopelessly in love?

    EDIT: This work is rated for teen audiences and up. The rating system is glitching for me at this point.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    669
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    164

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